MAN KILLS DUCK

Authorities have said they believe Clark had been drinking.

Haha, you think?

Esquire has a good-looking duck recipe this month.

I've never had it - is the meat gamey?

you can't tear a duck's head off, this is some bullshit

http://www.newsday.com/media/photo/2003-10/9883142.jpg

yes it's gamey.

You can easily tear a duck's head off. You twist it.

Not that I'd know.

'Big deal,' suspect said, 'it's just a duck'

DUCK IS AMZING AND FATTY

http://www.bienmanger.com/images/genre/1447_Duck_Fat.jpg

this is making me hungry

thai duck curries are yummy

not really gamey. just fattier, richer, and more flavorful than boring old chicken.

"Big deal. It's just a f----ing duck." according to earlier versions of the story (PiPress is a family paper, yall)

one time i cooked a duck and saved the fat and gave it to a french friend and she was so psyched for it i was kinda whoa its just some delicious fat jeez

mad creepy: i googled his name and found a post on an animal liberation web board with dude's home address, the emails of everyone he works with, and his parents home address and phone number.

potatoes roasted in duck fat, whoa.

this guy shoudld receive the death penalty. xpost.

http://images.foodnetwork.com/webfood/images/recipes/mealhelpers/duck/meal_helpers_duck.jpg

to me "big deal its just a duck" is much more convincing than the unredacted version.

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fries fried in duckfat mmmm

yeah "big deal it's a fucking duck" is way too kiefer sutherland

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/b/bb/The_Wire_Ziggy.jpg/250px-The_Wire_Ziggy.jpg

Duck fat french fries are pretty good, but I don't think there's anything special about them. I mean, fries cooked in ANY kind of animal fat are delicious.

that must have been the dumbest duck around if a drunk person could corner it while in the water. that's some carnival pig wrestling shit. In fact I think the duck was probably drunk, and the dude is probably dead sober, just fucked-up/disassociative

Big deal, it's just a ... duck.

I thought the ellipsis was indicating a pause, like he was momentarily trying to remember what it was that he had just killed.

i would eat those fries no questions asked

QUACK

does a place sell duck sausage

The drunkenness seems like a total side note, though -- there is some level of creepy fucked-upness to someone who randomly tears up hotel ducks that is totally independent of drunkenness

(haha: "it's just a duck" sounds like he's saying killing animals isn't a big deal; "it's just a fucking duck" sounds like he's got a bone to pick with ducks in particular)

Duck, duck, juicy tender duck: I get SO happy to have a place on my block that can provide me with an emergency confit if needed

JOHN/FB: YOU HAVE BEEN TRUMPED

but if you eat enough duckfat fries, you hallucinate

I am boggling at the concept of "emergency confit". What a society we live in!

TOMBOT, I do not know of a place that sells duck sausage :(

http://www.moma.org/images/collection/FullSizes/McCarey_DuckSoup_2.jpg

recently duck confit has become one of those things i am unable to not order

I HAVE A CONDITION
I CARRY AN EMERGENCY DUCKFAT INHALER

why would a hotel that's not the drake have ducks inside the hotel?

we are whittling down the bullshit here

can't fake the drake

well tom next time yr in nyc http://www.nyc.com/shop/O_Ottomanelli__Sons_Prime_Meat_Market.99084/editorial.aspx

what if a duck killed a man, then would you all be so outraged

excuse me--the Peabody, not the Drake

pork confit > duck confit > chicken confit

WAIT NO

duck confit w/ carmelized sugar and passion fruit oil @ Cafe Atlantico > everything

Duck Bacon

crispy duck salad
peking duck
duck confit
smoked tea duck
duck jerky
foie gras
chili duck

I HAVE A CONDITION
I CARRY AN EMERGENCY DUCKFAT INHALER

lolololololol

these ducks are marching straight to the deep fryer

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JFGGvSTbztk

amazon has a large range of the duck produckts

Can you imagine working at the hotel and watching this shit go down? Or, even better, being a guest?

http://img26.picoodle.com/img/img26/9/9/26/f_duckm_7ab787d.jpg

babel sucked worse than any movie ever stfu

Making privileged children cry by making them catch animals and then killing them in front of them is always classic.

gais we should fap at st paul embassy suits hear they make killer drinx y/n

well maybe if yr doing it to fuck w/them but if its just to belabor some fucking ponderously obv point then stfu

the classic-ness of killing children infront of animals is debatable.\

2xpost

^^^^^ true, depends on how priviliged the animal is

good job brian!

I'm trying to figure out if Dan meant John/FB merely bothered a duck once.

I will let them tell the story!

Hmm, yes, there is a difference between little Scout Finch getting an epiphany after seeing her father shoot a deranged dog and watching your own dad drown a ferret that snuck in the house.

I kicked a duck on my 18th birthday. Not entirely on purpose, I was telling my friend, "They always run away when you get near enough. See?" Then I kicked it, expecting it would demonstrate my claim, but it didn't move and instead flew in a perfect Odie-style arc into the river.

"They never actually kick you when they get near enough. See?"

Magret is way better than duck bacon, btw.

Duck...bacon? I am assuming pigs are a big fan of it but ducks are not.

I think if you kill any wildlife inside an Embassy Suites you're docked 10,000 HHonors points and are disinvited to the Manager's Reception that evening (arcane joke for business travelers who spend way too many nights in Hilton properties)

"the duck was one of eight that was specially trained for the hotel."

What did they do, carry your luggage? Elevator? ("second floor: quack, quack")

Why not?

http://www.keyframeonline.com/imgserver.php?l=imgdir&f=905_a.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v655/lixnixn/bellboy.jpg

Duck Bacon

American Amazon sells meat! Another victory over teh Brits.

I'm looking at the game & exotic meats and drooling at my desk.

This bit: "Because I killed it out of season?"

Like it matters what time of year you corner a duck in a hotel and rip its head off!

at my last hotel we had penguins. security had to wrestle them away from drunk guests a few times, but to my knowledge, no beheadings.

they hang w/ the turtles:

http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c90/gradygillan/penguins.jpg

mad creepy: i googled his name and found a post on an animal liberation web board with dude's home address

Yes! By all means, defend anyone who KEEPS DUCKS INDOORS like that hotel does.

lolololol to Jeff W

I didn't realize so many hotels have a staffer responsible for cleaning up birdshit in the lobby.

At least, I HOPE they have such a staffer.

90 answers and not one pun on "fowl". Must be a record for ilx.

i ate duck last night cos of this thread

As long as you left its head on, you're legally safe, I think.

I DIED that is the best book cover of all time.

i really do kind of understand where that guy was coming from. i always feel a little weird when i look at a live animal and think "hello there, you look DELICIOUS" but it happens. especially with the packs of wild turkeys that roam around my parents' backyard. it also happened once at an elk preserve.

fairly certain hot doug's has served duck sausage. i mean, i don't KNOW this, but c'mon.

hot duck's

oh shit i know where i'm going for lunch now

so yeah they threw the book at him

http://www.startribune.com/local/13816006.html

Colich said earlier that he had hoped to negotiate a plea to a lesser charge for Clark. A felony conviction would bar Clark from government work. He lost his job as a federal auditor in Denver after the incident and "hopes to have a career someday," Colich said in October.

On Tuesday, Colich said, prosecutors were not interested in negotiating anything other than a felony.

"He had no choice," Colich said.

well, who can blame them. you can't condone that shit.

http://www.herchem.com/products/images/duck-butter.jpg

I kicked a duck on my 18th birthday. Not entirely on purpose, I was telling my friend, "They always run away when you get near enough. See?" Then I kicked it, expecting it would demonstrate my claim, but it didn't move and instead flew in a perfect Odie-style arc into the river.

-- Abbott, Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:19 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

"They never actually kick you when they get near enough. See?"

-- jhøshea, Wednesday, September 26, 2007 10:23 PM (3 months ago) Bookmark Link

i lolled

No mention of the kind of duck it was.

yes that will affect sentencing

hate crime

I was just curious as to what sort of ducks a hotel pond might keep.

xxpost

http://www.birdchick.com/uploaded_images/woodducks-708888.JPG

http://www.birdchick.com/uploaded_images/cinnamonteal-707330.JPG

It looked like the hotel had cinnamon teal, wood ducks, and green-winged teal. But looking at the photos today, some of them had an odd shape or their markings are a little off. They must be hybrids from a game farm.

Top 2 are wood ducks--imo the world's 3rd most beautiful duck. Bottom one does look like a cinnamon teal.
Thanks for finding that.

Does the cinnamon teal taste like cinnamon? OM NOM NOM NOM

i watched my friend "horse" kill a goose with his bare hands once while trippin. it was terrible.

http://www.startribune.com/local/13816006.html
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Haha

Well, it seems to me the punishment is reasonable. All roffles aside, this person has some serious problems.