Bionic Woman - the new one with her out of Eastenders in it

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Comics have been full of adverts for it for what seems like an eternity, and the Heroes season premiere was covered with ads for it.

BUT WAS IT ANY GOOD? Worth t0rr3nting?

aldo, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

Who out of Eastenders?

Tom D., Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

it was ... ok. Seems like it might get better once they get past all the origin stuff.

n/a, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

MIGUEL FERRER is in it.

n/a, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

pat butcher

xposts

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41294000/jpg/_41294831_ethel_1987_203x250.jpg

Tom D., Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

Her that was Zoe Slater.

aldo, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

The beginning was too gorey for me. I <3 Starbuck though.

KitCat, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

mmm zoe slater

darraghmac, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:50 (eighteen years ago)

any excuse:

http://www.thephatphree.com/_photos/bionicman.jpg

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Oh dear god what the fuck is she wearing? I didn't watch it but it still weirds me out to see Zoe Slater on the commercials. It's just kind of wrong.

ENBB, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

well at least pick one that makes her look vaguely attractive!

http://www.sheepdemon.com/images/3efMichelleRyan004babegoose.jpg

CharlieNo4, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

I think she's gorgeous but neither of those pics do her much justice. She is too chesty to go braless.

ENBB, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:56 (eighteen years ago)

she is fantastic looking, just a little awkward but oh that body.

darraghmac, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

She is too chesty to go braless.

Not otm

Tom D., Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

i love it when ilx goes all tits.jpg

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 27 September 2007 13:59 (eighteen years ago)

She is too chesty to go braless.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)

"Man hands and Olympic-sized forehead", as Viz once put it.

Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

I think she looks too sweet to pull off those sexxxy outfits.

KitCat, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:07 (eighteen years ago)

"Man hands and Olympic-sized forehead", as Viz once put it.

Both true!

Tom D., Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

Also: TITS

HI DERE, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

must download.

i recall some scenes in eastenders that called on her to run, and MAN ALIVE but the fear.

-- signed, a man

Alan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:09 (eighteen years ago)

i should add that when i heard she was going to be in bionic lady i recalled this exact problem, seeing as how original bionic lady spends a lot of screen time running in slow mo

Alan, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)

esquire shoot from a couple of years ago opened my eyes.

darraghmac, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)

She is too chesty to go braless.

Not otm

She is too chesty to go braless.

DOES NOT COMPUTE

I don't know, they just looked a bit droopy to me! Then again, I don't really know much about big tits so I could be wrong.

Like I said, I'm not knocking her. I really do think she's beautiful. She's very Liv Tyler-esque.

ENBB, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)

eva green, maybe. but a little gawkier. um, which isn't very complimentary, but i mean it well.

darraghmac, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)

this thread:

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51NZG62JG9L._AA240_.jpg

she's no eva green.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)

be fair, it's a thread about wonder woman.

darraghmac, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

is it, though?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

Well that's one of the three things it's about

Tom D., Thursday, 27 September 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

She has chubby chipmunk cheeks! Very pretty. I really really want to be devoted to this show but I think my roommate just dropped our cable....what channel is this on?

Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

Not on cable. On NBC I think?

n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:00 (eighteen years ago)

i'm not interested in this show, even if she is fit.

max r, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

watched it. not terrible, does quite a good job of setting things up quickly and getting in some action, but it felt so unpromising and sluggish.

also not just starbuck, but Chief Tyrol and teh same credits font as BG!

Alan, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:40 (eighteen years ago)

also, american drama needs to LOOK DIFFERENT PLEASE. you see the same pallette of green-tinged stark or under-lit grungey dystopic industrial interiors all over the schedule - though admittedly mostly sci-fi/fantasy based shows.

Alan, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Interesting how Lindsay Wagner had that late-70's braless-and-fashionably-flat thing happening (oh how I crushed on her as a young lad), and with the new show it's like PZOW totally the other direction. As if to announce that indeed this is not your father's bionic woman.

kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)

Hah, I watched this show because I was trying to nap in our Las Vegas hotel room due to total fatigue and kept trying to reconcile the boobage with the fact that I'd been at a bachelor party two nights earlier where the bachelor requested we go somewhere with strippers with "b or c cup, c at most!"

mh, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:50 (eighteen years ago)

She are purty but show are practically unendurable. Not as bad as that crapsack with the guy from Rome who has a stick up his ass going all Billy Pilgrim, though. Christ, I could smell the stink on that in HD.

Oilyrags, Friday, 28 September 2007 15:53 (eighteen years ago)

so is she ... british?

n/a, Friday, 28 September 2007 16:15 (eighteen years ago)

VERY

RJG, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

She are purty but show are practically unendurable. Not as bad as that crapsack with the guy from Rome who has a stick up his ass going all Billy Pilgrim, though. Christ, I could smell the stink on that in HD.

Oh man, agreed. I only watched it because I really liked him in Rome, but that was awful. Cancel it and replace with reruns of Quantum Leap pls.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:44 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no, really? I have such good will for KMcKidd, it's a shame his show is rubbish.

accentmonkey, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iwc2CypkagI

agghh...looks really cheesy. i prefered her in stenders

max r, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

"Man hands and Olympic-sized forehead", as Viz once put it.

-- Dom Passantino, Thursday, 27 September 2007 15:07 (2 days ago)

i think big foreheads can be sexy

max r, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

also, american drama needs to LOOK DIFFERENT PLEASE. you see the same pallette of green-tinged stark or under-lit grungey dystopic industrial interiors all over the schedule - though admittedly mostly sci-fi/fantasy based shows.

i believe it's called the filmed-in-vancouver production aesthetic

rrrobyn, Friday, 28 September 2007 23:55 (eighteen years ago)

DID U GUYS HEAR NY DOLLS IN THE SHOW!?! MY HOMIE KERRI DOES THE MUSIC SUPERVISION SHE HAS AWES TASTE!

chaki, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

so far so good! i like it
also good to see old stompin grounds of br1tannia beach are still in bc film industry use

rrrobyn, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

I'm really glad that they recast the sister. That Kelly Osbourne impersonator was a bit unbearable.

jeff, Saturday, 29 September 2007 00:31 (eighteen years ago)

The dialogue is horrible. The action sequences are great.

HI DERE, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

action sequences made me forget this even had dialogue!

rrrobyn, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:58 (eighteen years ago)

all i remember is people mumbling things to each other, possibly some audible grimacing, and the sound of rain

rrrobyn, Saturday, 29 September 2007 01:59 (eighteen years ago)

Wow, this got bad fast. First episode was ok, last night's was pretty awful. Lots of plot loopholes, lame obvious emotional ploys, but worst of all, it was BOOOOOOORIIIIIING.

n/a, Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

are there many shots of her big, sexy forehead?

max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

that jekyl and hyde thing with james nesbitt was shit as well.

max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

Talking of big sexy foreheads you mean?

Tom D., Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)

I want to know how they justified hiring Isaiah Washington!

n/a, Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)

Too homophobic for Gray's Anatomy, just homophobic enough for Bionic Woman.

n/a, Thursday, 4 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

Jekyll and Hyde thing was a bit rub, but she was kind of hott in it, if you like the big forehead thing. I think she's very pretty.

ailsa, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)

Oh her big sexy forehead, not James Nesbitt's

Tom D., Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:08 (eighteen years ago)

she is better in cockney

ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)

dunno, liking the posh voice. better in 'stenders anyway, tho.

max r, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

haven't heard the posh voice!

and otm re: forehead. it really ought to have a big circle with a C in the middle of it, like a helipad.

ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

OK, that just sounds like a target for you, specifically, to 'touch down' on.

aldo, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

helipads have an 'h' :(

DG, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

OK, that just sounds like a target for you, specifically, to 'touch down' on.

just ruined my day. thx.

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

there was a different meaning to this?

ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:26 (eighteen years ago)

c on fh's

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Something about choppers

Tom D., Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)

eek

ken c, Thursday, 4 October 2007 15:46 (eighteen years ago)


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