A very special episode of "John Justen and Fluffy Bear" will drink it: R Kelly edition.

AND before anyone pulls some "I read Boing Boing too" bullshit, I'm sure that this has been done before. We aren't innovators, we merely attempt to advance and perfect the science of drinking. Your contributions will help to bring about a better world for future generations. Unless they are hanging out with R Kelly.

baileys and lime juice

I am at a loss on this one, but must insist that someone posts pictures of the dog. Please?

there should def be a drink called "the narrator" - hes the best character

THE GAT (shot drink)

1/2 Sambucca
1/2 creme de menthe

oh boy

THE GAY PASTOR

3 parts red wine
2 parts citrus-flavored vodka
2 parts seltzer water

^^^ serve over ice

Also, THE GAT should be consumed every time someone pulls out a gun.

why you try to kill friends?

the gay pastor sounds awesome.

YANK THAT WEAVE

3 parts vodka
3 parts grape juice
2 tbsp horseradish
1 tbsp pepper

Shake with ice.

(xpost: The Gay Pastor is basically sangria, so it should sound awesome!)

yeah, like sangria, but without all that stupid fruit in it.

OH TEH IRONING

EXACTLY

Yeah, you wouldn't want to let any vitamins into your system, John.

xpost

BRAIN DAMAGE

2 parts whiskey
2 parts spiced rum

Serve straight up at room temperature.

I ACCIDENTALLY DOMED YOUR BROTHER

3 parts Bailey's
1 part cream
maraschino cherries
grenadine

Pour Bailey's and cream over ice. Blend cherries until they are in small chunks; scoop a spoonful of this and place it on top of the ice. Pour a small amount of grenadine over the cherry bits.

CHEATER

2 parts rum
1 part triple sec
1 part simple syrup
mint

Crush mint in bottom of glass. Shake other ingredients with ice and pour over mint leaves.

(I've only seen the first four parts so I kind of don't know where to go from here.)

I think Tugboat will be the master of ceremonies. And just so everyone can see how truly ridiculous he is. Here is is jumping into a lake:

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h201/kwfreeman/TuggyFlies.jpg

And here he is (with me) on the day that brought us both Cinco de Mayo AND the Kentucky Derby.

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h201/kwfreeman/Tuggyandme.jpg

That drink in my hand is Dan's truly inspired drink of the day: a mint julep margarita.

As you can see, Tugboat approves of such innovations.

(PS: We'll be hiding the knives before hand . . . you know how FB gets)

hahaha, I love your dog!

PS Thanks for protecting FB from himself. It's nice to have one less thing to worry about.

half dog, half muppet.

I'm not actually sure if I'm referring to Tugboat or FB when I say that.

THE 'TWAN

toughest drink around:

2 shots of hennesey, room temperature, mixed with warm beer

^^^could be tougher?

FB to thread, to ensure that we have hennesey arriving. this evening will fail w/o hennesey.

You should call, email, or dial him via MuppetPhone to make sure he's getting the message.

YOU STILL NEED TO DO PLUMS VS PEOPLE

26oz Plum Brandy
52oz 7up

MIX, DRINK, TRY TO WIN

I'll admit that I feel a little guilty that we have not yet risen to that challenge.

Also, in retrospect, I meant to call this "John Justen and Fluffy Bear will drink it while they watch it", but I was tired.

The I BELIEVE I CAN FLY

2 oz. Mezcal
2 hits brown acid

It's a shot, but you eat the worm & the pieces of paper at the bottom of the glass.

THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY

3 oz used coffee grounds
1 oz Kahlua
1 oz Baileys
Fill with seltzer water

I think I need to point out that the mint julep margerita was actually the brain child of schef and ghost rider; I was merely the communication mechanism.

schef + ghost rider + deX = iron triangle of cocktails?

Abbot, can you substitute absinthe for Mezcal in yr drink?

i have nothing to add at present but i eagerly await the results of this endeavor

Well, hats off to Schef and Ghost Rider, then. It was a little miracle in a glass.

xpost

It was a celebration of Cinco de Mayo and the Kentucky Derby all in one drink!

SYNERGY

hell yeah absinthe is a fine substitute except for the taste :P Buh.

24 hours left, people, and we need to prep (translation - buy booze).

I fear that the location does not have teh wifi internut, so live-blogging might be impossible. mopemoticon.jpg.

Not to worry; all will be forgiven as long as more photos of Tugboat are eventually offered.

...THE HELL?

2 parts banana schnapps
2 parts cinnamon schnapps
2 parts chocolate liquer

Shake over ice. Serve sprinkled with nutmeg.

That sounds weirdly appealing right now.

Yes it does.

gff, i would like to invite you to this Kellstravaganza, but I do not have your phone #. Please to check your emales for one from me.

bump due to super irritating all polls closing at once problem w/new ILX.

john check yr email!

roxor. I responded, but gmail is crawling at a snails pace, so I'll try again if it doesn't work.

It didn't. I did it again. all should be well.

Woke up with a skateboard in my room. Really? I remember that the pizza man had to step over me to get to the door. I tried to apologize, but it came out all garbled like homeslice from infinite jest. I wrestled a dog.

"Shots". 4 jiggers, each, of WTF. Half a liter of banana liquor gone. Still a little Hennessey left. Most of the rum and half the bourbon is gone. Bailey's is cashed.

???????

You had an R Kelly party and no shot named the 'Golden Shower'?

oh we had a golden shower, trust me

lol hangover

Which drinks worked and which ones didn't?

well they all "worked" dan

the "red royale" was... difficult!

Wait, what was the "Red Royale"?

I lost the instructions, but I believe the Red Royale was amaretto, whiskey, ginger ale, and maraschino cherries.

Which drinks did you guys actually make?

The golden shower was rum, banana liquor and sprite.

We had recipes and supplies for some of your shots, but by the time any were made I was no longer a functioning bartender. John might know.

I actually have no idea who made the drinks by the end of the night. Genevieve?

also ow.

heros

martyrs

I'm going to renew my request for photos, while at the same time considering the possibility that none of you were able to utilize a camera.

somebody kept taking pictures! they've got to be somewhere