pooping while on the phone

hang on you moan whilst peeing

it is a sex pee

its like a sigh of relief

best thread ever

I suppose peeing is similar to sex in that they both offer relief

I gotta go, later UNGHGHGHGHH

best thread ever

for those with exceedingly low standards in such matters

Not everybody can hang out on AAD writing poetry like you mister

Nevertheless, they should have a better grasp of their inadequacies, sir. We AskADrunkites know enough not to roll in just any old dungheap. We insist on nothing but the best.

you don't get poop sounds?

If anyone would be discreet about laying cable, I'd-a thunk it'd be cutty.

Or maybe THIS is the reason he doesn't poop at work: cutty shitting is a multimedia experience.

i'm saying the people at work have a multitude of poop sounds

and i don't want to hear those sounds

my shits have been flawless lately, quiet, firm, not much on the toilet paper--finish with a moist wipe

Whoever gets the phone, just say, "They can't talk, they're twisting off a log." This is what my dad would say; honor they father & mother & such.

my roommate does this and what makes it worse that i can hear both the bathroom sounds and the phone call through my wall

http://www.areyougoingtoeatthat.com/images/Spock.jpg

(xxxpost)

http://i21.tinypic.com/5p4fv4.jpg

I have had a few must-answer cell phone calls come in while I was already sitting on the toilet, I admit that much. I then have to wait till the call is over to do anything telltale like flush, run sink, etc.

Can't imagine calling someone while athrone, no way.

Imagining this happening in the pre-cordless era of landlines is giving me a laugh...

boldface on "entirely liquid" = classic

That could just as easily be "Bristol Penis Chart".

Amy Sedaris says to say you're having a hard time opening a jar. That would not explain the splashback foley, however.

"Splashback Foley" = criminally slept-on jam rock band

i'm saying the people at work have a multitude of poop sounds

-- cutty, Thursday, September 27, 2007 6:20 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

and i don't want to hear those sounds

-- cutty, Thursday, September 27, 2007 6:20 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

OTMFM

How the fuck do you get the phone near the toilet? I mean, do you, while chatting merrily on the phone, think to yourself:"Hmm, need to go do a poopoo." and then proceed to go the toilet? Or do you have your significant other open the toilet and hand over the phone while you're twisting out a poopoo? Either way, you guys are mental if you do.

cutty shitting is a multimedia experience.

This sentence has completely brightened my day.

it's more interpretive dancing than multimedia experience

I really need to stop reading Cutty's comments on this thread. Icky POOPOO.

cause you are laughing too hard or i am making you have to poop it out?

laugh till you poop

DP OTM

I hope Cutty never finds out what they do in India.

tell us what they do in India, Wrinklepaws

Yes please, Wrinklepaws. There are too many search results for "India" on http://www.poopreport.com/ :-(

indefensible

they wipe their ass with guess toilet papers

while faxing imprints of their poopoo no doubt

eating while pooping

http://www.mustangworld.com/forums/showthread.php?t=504336

If you got some poop on your arm, would you merely swab it away with a sheaf of Kleenex

I used to never poop while on the phone, but now that I work in a building where the bathroom is practically the only place with a decent cellphone signal I do it way too often.

beach boys - poop sound

a friend of mine at work once said she was in the ladies room and was scolding her daughter and that every 2-3 seconds or so, there was a loud audible "plop" coming from the stall.

"You know you (plop) weren't supposed to go to (plop) Jenny's house until (plop plop) AFTER dinner!"

seriously, wtf--it couldn't wait until AFTER you bombed hiroshima?

to clarify, my friend wasn't the one plopping...just a random person in the ladies room stall

thanks for the crucial clarification

ploppage

was trying to work a "ploppelganger" pun into this but couldn't make it work.