Randy Quaid: I will yodel in your wife's pussy

i feel like David Koechner has claimed the space in Hollywood that randy used to occupy.

This = wow.

I mean, really? You will? When?

i want to party with this guy

I have never before voted 'classic' with as much conviction as I do here.

"The Last Detail." "The Last Picture Show." "National Lampoon's Vacation." "Midnight Express." Jesus Christ.

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!

gff otm

:D

:D

again, gff OTM

http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/media/ALeqM5i2GwKUWz4XdJ-5bKtSJsLE0S3wUw?size=s2

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RUN RANDY RUN!

The Daily Beast is reporting today on the bizarre tale of Randy and Evi Quaid -- a couple whose saga is increasingly turning into a tragedy.

Reportedly, the Quaids have failed to appear at four separate criminal court hearings and a Texas neighbor has accused them of vandalizing his house. TDB also says that Evi Quaid sent a letter to a Seattle theater critic, containing nude pictures of herself -- holding a gun -- and that she is developing a museum to her husband's film career in possible violations of local zoning laws.

The site details the saga beginning with an Oct. 19 court date in Santa Barbara at which the couple was supposed to be present to face charges of burglary, fraud and conspiracy after they'd skipped out on a $10,546.96 bill at the San Ysidro Ranch resort hotel.

After they didn't show up, official extradition proceedings were begun to force the Quaids from their home in remote Marfa, Texas, back to California to face the music.

The Quaids then chose another appearance date but sent word that they couldn't make it; later dates were not met either.

On Nov. 1, the judge in the case received a long, rambling letter on Randy Quaid stationery that sidesteps the main charge -- that the Quaids knowingly presented a bogus credit card at the San Ysidro Ranch -- instead arguing that the hotel insisted upon upgrading them into a suite that was twice as expensive as they room they'd asked for, giving the Quaids the impression that the lower room rate would apply.

The next court appearance (number five) is set for Dec. 15.

In related events, back in September, almost immediately after Deputy Sheriff James Davis arrested them, Evi filed a formal complaint against him. She then parked a box truck outside the sheriff's office festooned with a hand-painted banner taking direct aim at the officer who is now suing for defamation. On Nov. 3, The Daily Beast learned, after a 31-year career in law enforcement, James Davis was suddenly terminated.

And in perhaps the most bizarre finding, Evi earlier this year is said to have sent a Seattle theater critic several nude photos of herself, including one showing her sprawled on a bed with a gun in her hand. Her note read: ""Here is my German stuff. What about these pictures will your editor guarantee there is a good story and tie to the play that's really funny and about production."" As Diane Dimond writes at TDB, ""Huh?""

http://cm1.theinsider.com/thumbnail/339/471/cm1.theinsider.com/media/0/552/5/Randy_Quaid_And_Wife_Evi.jpg

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this thread title!!!!
<3 jergins!

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i am so painting this portrait...

http://image3.examiner.com/images/blog/EXID264/images/eviquaidmug-2(1).jpg

the smiling mug shot of her is good too. they use the other picture a lot more.

http://www.accesshollywood.com/content/images/103/415x0/103719_randy-and-evi-quaid-mug-shots-92509.jpg

some Seattle art critic is about to make some eBay babies

eBaybies?

i don't care!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-11615164

0_o

^ I hope they make a movie about this.

We're Still Here

man this whole story

indeed. why does he think the 'star' whackers would come for him next? he's not a star!

http://www.slate.com/id/2272286/

whatever happens to the man, his legacy is secure in this thread title

Their lawyer showed the media a handwritten statement, in which the Quaids said they were "requesting asylum from Hollywood 'star whackers'.

Haha, The Hollywood Star Whackers is so gonna be my next band name!

Randy Quaid IS "The Lonely Goatherd"

In 1985, David Crosby, on probation for drunken driving, was arrested for hit-and-run driving and possession of a concealed pistol and drug paraphernalia. Crosby was arrested after driving into a fence in a Marin County suburb and officers found a .45-caliber pistol and cocaine in his car.

One of his famous stories is that while being interviewed, after being arrested, the reporter asked him: "Why did you have a gun?" Crosby responded, "John Lennon, man" and replied the same to every other of the questions.

http://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/features/2011/01/quaid-201101

Yipes.

that is so awful

The final paragraphs really are the kicker.

I love all the "X declined to comment."

And the little details, like 'Her ex-husband, Joel, is a health-care practitioner who races Ferraris; he is the holder of U.S. Patent No. 5919136, for a “device for evaluating anorectal function.”'

sad, really. good article though.

xpost: yeah, the quick summary of ronda l. quaid's life is the real climax of the piece, delivered such efficient precision that it feels like a verdict. everything after that is the wind-down.

That is completely insane and so sad.

I miss the innocent, happy days of Randy Quaid yodeling into wives' pussies

Gotta be some meth involved in this saga.

whoo whoo whoo lets go find yer sister. poor randy...folie a deux

Gotta be some meth involved in this saga.

i don't know. from the account given in the vanity fair piece i'm inclined to think it's just her longstanding mental health issues + his attachment and loyalty to her ----> an increasingly tragic folie a deux

her supposedly snorting crushed demerol or whatever notwithstanding, i don't think drugs even need be invoked

Well yeah, she's clearly a paranoid schizophrenic, but I'd wager her mental problems are being exacerbated by drug abuse.

sadly, not all erratic behavior can be attributed to drug use

Her consipracy theories are the classic symptons of amphetamine psychosis.

http://www.eujacksonville.com/pages/05-31-07/Bug.jpg

Her consipracy theories are the classic symptons of amphetamine psychosis.

yeah, but symptoms of amphetamine psychosis can overlap greatly with some manic outbreaks...see also the extravagant shopping, frequent conflicts with others including legal trouble...

i thought paranoid schizophrenia was more the kind of thing where you hear persecutory voices in your head, think govt. agencies are monitoring your thoughts, etc...but i'm not really sure, and i guess psychiatrists keep changing their models of this stuff

feels pretty accurate to say shes fuckin crazy

i feel bad for both of em. she needs some meds or therapy or something and randy needs to gtfo

“When I first knew Randy he had these really good circles of friends; he had his church group, his golf group, his actor buddies. Evi engineered the estrangement of Randy from anybody that pre-dated her in his life,” said another former associate. (“Standard M.O. for all wives,” Evi said.)

lol evi, some awareness there

feels pretty accurate to say shes fuckin crazy

i feel bad for both of em. she needs some meds or therapy or something and randy needs to gtfo

― max, Friday, 3 December 2010 19:27 (6 minutes ago)

I thought you'd have more compassion for the mentally ill than that, max. You disappoint me.

cant tell what level of the irony game were playing here

Evi, 47, a former Hollywood “It girl” who once modeled nude for Helmut Newton and put up a show in a gallery in L.A. consisting of giant photographs of her pierced vagina

This is why I stopped dating girls who do gallery shows of giant photographs of their pierced vaginas.

Because they always leave me for Randy Quaid, I mean.

“Some of the people they were suing,” said Lloyd Braun, Randy’s former lawyer, now the head of the production company BermanBraun, “are some of the nicest, most reputable people in Los Angeles, incredibly honorable people who cared about Randy.”

Wasn't Lloyd Braun also the name of George Costanza's childhood nemesis who eventually went crazy?

yes!!!! i thought of that too upon reading the article.

hah, that's weird

Randy Quaid’s penis & Shakespeare come together. Review of STAR WHACKERS

An art film (with a capital A), Star Whackers stars Randy Quaid, wearing nothing but an open fur coat and wondering through the desert for 88 minutes reciting lines from various Shakespeare plays most notably Falstaff from “Henry IV,” while a man in a suit and wearing antlers sends another man in a black suit out to track down and kill him. All three characters are played by Quaid who essentially fills the screen for the film’s 88 minute running time. Mostly nude and wearing a prosthetic penis (or so Mrs. Quaid claims).

http://www.quietearth.us/articles/2011/04/25/Randy-Quaids-penis--Shakespeare-come-together-Review-of-STAR-WHACKERS

Man, what does it take to revive a thread with you people?!!

haha.

how are these guys doing?

still waiting for star whackers release over here tbh

“Some of the people they were suing,” said Lloyd Braun, Randy’s former lawyer, now the head of the production company BermanBraun, “are some of the nicest, most reputable people in Los Angeles, incredibly honorable people who cared about Randy.”

Wasn't Lloyd Braun also the name of George Costanza's childhood nemesis who eventually went crazy?

― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, December 3, 2010 11:20 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

yes!!!! i thought of that too upon reading the article.

― not everything is a campfire (ian), Friday, December 3, 2010 11:24 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

Lloyd Braun is a TV exec who was involved in the creation of "Lost," the writers on "Seinfeld" were always naming characters after people the knew IRL (Alec Berg being another example)

alec beeeeerg

gah

https://twitter.com/eliotnelson/status/562658588125306881

http://www.salon.com/2015/02/03/rupert_you_wanna_f_me_im_gonna_f_you_randy_quaid_posts_bizarre_nsfw_video/?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=socialflow

he's really upped his beard game, I gotta say

dog steals the show

BTW, the Star Whackers trailer.

gotta hand it to them, there's been a ton of marriages that haven't lasted this long i tell you what.

Yeah the dog basically video bombed him there.

A.V. Club:

At the moment of supposed climax, Quaid evokes his Independence Day character again, yelling, “I’m baaaaack!” (and the fact that he refrained from yelling, “Shitter’s full!” is this story’s sole silver lining).

p cool look, I gotta say:

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karl marx

I was thinking Michael Moorcock

or a rounder Alan Moore

checking in...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qAH1f12m2Y

uh i must have missed this one...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m8FB0Bmzlt8

haha that one is wild

What a time to be alive..

2020 and there still isn't a cabaret goth-punk band called The Hollywood Star-Whackers, what's the delay here?

Randy Quaid is threatening to murder people if Trump is legally indicted for crimes he actually committed. pic.twitter.com/s4hUsWNnLp

— Machine Pun Kelly 🇺🇦 (@KellyScaletta) March 18, 2023