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Vegetarians look away now, what is the best (land based) animal to eat

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Inspired by having a bacon roll for breakfast, a pork pie with mustard for lunch and pork medallions in a red wine, bacon and mushroom sauce for dinner. I decided against including fish in this poll as that would have made the choices unwieldy.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Pig 31
Cattle (Beef/Veal) 19
Chicken 16
Sheep (Lamb/Mutton etc) 6
Duck 6
Buffalo 3
Human 3
Venison 2
Poultry (other) 1
Goat 1
Dog 1
Camel 1
Turkey 0
Snake 0
Wild Boar 0
Alligator/Crocodile 0
Rabbit (including Hare) 0
Pheasant 0
Mouse 0
Insects 0
Horse 0
Cat 0
Other creature (please specify)0


― Billy Dods, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:00 (nineteen years ago)

i voted for a chicken

― max r, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:01 (nineteen years ago)

chicken obv

― ken c, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:02 (nineteen years ago)

le boeuf

― Jesse, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:05 (nineteen years ago)

no gender sub-category of human no cred

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:09 (nineteen years ago)

Tough choice, but I went with Mr. Oinky.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:16 (nineteen years ago)

No koalas?

― Aimless, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:32 (nineteen years ago)

I like beef. Burgers and steaks.

― Jeff, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:36 (nineteen years ago)

What snake I've had has been exquisite, I eat chicken about 4 times a week, and beef is what I crave.
I've recently developed a serious thing for pork though (al pastor or a blt for lunch, chops for dinner), so I'll go with that.

― kingkongvsgodzilla, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:45 (nineteen years ago)

Lamb, just over buffalo.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:47 (nineteen years ago)

No other animal can come close to the versatility and deliciousness of pig.

― I DIED, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

Difficult but I eat chicken practically everyday so went with that.

Anyone else tried ostrich? Tasted like chicken with the chewiness of beef.

― Roz, Sunday, 30 September 2007 17:57 (nineteen years ago)

The inclusion of veal in the 'cattle' option makes this a lot easier than I thought it would be.

― aldo, Sunday, 30 September 2007 18:09 (nineteen years ago)

gotta be the cattle meat

― darraghmac, Sunday, 30 September 2007 18:13 (nineteen years ago)

I've never had lamb over buffalo!

― HI DERE, Sunday, 30 September 2007 18:25 (nineteen years ago)

You never tire of eating goat.

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 30 September 2007 18:33 (nineteen years ago)

CHICKEN.

― Jordan Sargent, Sunday, 30 September 2007 19:29 (nineteen years ago)

Of all the animals I eat regularly, chicken would be easiest for me to give up.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 30 September 2007 19:33 (nineteen years ago)

properly cooked lamb is hard to beat. and white veal is pretty damn delicious (although with both these meats i have to pretend i don't know where they come from).

― Rubyredd, Sunday, 30 September 2007 20:37 (nineteen years ago)

having to explain where white veal comes from to customers at my restaurant, is sometimes fun/traumatising (for them).

― Rubyredd, Sunday, 30 September 2007 20:38 (nineteen years ago)

Beef, it's what's for dinner.

Insects are not animals.

― Misery, Sunday, 30 September 2007 20:47 (nineteen years ago)

Uh, sure they are.

― Rock Hardy, Sunday, 30 September 2007 20:55 (nineteen years ago)

The questionable value of my college education reveals itself again.

― Misery, Sunday, 30 September 2007 20:57 (nineteen years ago)

http://ec1.images-amazon.com/images/I/51KYK32D84L._SS500_.jpg

― Billy Dods, Sunday, 30 September 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE ALL MY INVERTABRATE BUDS.

― Abbott, Sunday, 30 September 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

oops...actually didn't mean to have caps lock this go-round.

― Abbott, Sunday, 30 September 2007 21:33 (nineteen years ago)

I've never had lamb over buffalo!

It really brings out the flavor.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 September 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

so much of this depends on how you cook it... if you are doing the food middle eastern or style, it would have to be chicken. Likewise if my mum is doing the cooking.

― The Real Dirty Vicar, Sunday, 30 September 2007 21:54 (nineteen years ago)

You guys are nuts. Pig, in all its forms, is the most wonderful thing to eat. Bacon, for one. Salami, slow-cooked shoulder, barbecued ribs, sausages, mortadella, lardo, double-thick caveman chops...

― schwantz, Sunday, 30 September 2007 22:57 (nineteen years ago)

Simple pig is not even in the same league as the wonder that is lamb over buffalo.

― The Reverend, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

French madrange ham, blackforest ham, serrano ham. Oh the pork deli meats.

I still give a slight edge to beef, but pork rules the land of thin sliced sandwich meats.

― Jeff, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:25 (nineteen years ago)

Pigs are smarter than dogs, so they say.

Not smart enough to undeliciousify themselves, say I.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:37 (nineteen years ago)

poulet au pot vs saddle of rabbit vs venison burgers w/fried apple vs entrecote w/ stilton vs confit duck leg w/red cabbage vs devilled chicken livers vs braised oxtail vs BACON vs where are the grouse vs curried goat omg

an unanswerable question in general terms, I think

― Matt, Sunday, 30 September 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

Seriously, no kangaroo option?

Brutally difficult between pig, cattle and sheep varieties.

― S-, Monday, 1 October 2007 00:46 (nineteen years ago)

Pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig pig

― Jaq, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:26 (nineteen years ago)

chicken ftw

― roxymuzak, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:34 (nineteen years ago)

I drove past an emu farm yesterday, they had one sign that said "EMU - PETS" and then a couple of hundred metres down another that said "EMU - MEAT". It was bizarre.

(chicken ftw)

― W4LTER, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:46 (nineteen years ago)

EMU! OMG OMG OMG EMU EMU EMU!

― The Reverend, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:50 (nineteen years ago)

^^^

― W4LTER, Monday, 1 October 2007 01:52 (nineteen years ago)

chicken...are you people serious?
pork 100x over

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:38 (nineteen years ago)

I mean I like chix too, don't get me wrong, but it's like the thing restaurants put on the menu for the unadventurous eaters who need everything to be like chicken. It's good, and I cook it, but...BEST??? No way.

― Laurel, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:40 (nineteen years ago)

otm

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:44 (nineteen years ago)

of course i love chicken...it's....versatile? but so plain on it's own! it's got to be fried or heavily seasoned to hold my attention.

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:46 (nineteen years ago)

like a good cut of beef or pork can be amazing just broiled or grilled or seared, but, a good cut of chicken? um

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

but, but, what about Thai food etc? I would prefer chicken over beouf en generale in curries/soups/stirfry/etc

― W4LTER, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:53 (nineteen years ago)

yeah chicken is good IN things! don't get me wrong. it just needs other flavors (or heavy frying) to be interesting. it's like the tofu of meats.

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:56 (nineteen years ago)

Oh lord, I love beef pad siew so much.

― Laurel, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:57 (nineteen years ago)

beef panang mmmm

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 02:58 (nineteen years ago)

i have been really craving wild boar lately, but i've got no idea where i can get it.

and i want the weather to get cold so i can make lamb stew.

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 03:00 (nineteen years ago)

lamb. it's the only meat i could eat twice a day for the rest of my life and never get sick of.

― Rubyredd, Monday, 1 October 2007 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.animalgenome.org/edu/PIH/pigcuts.gif

― mookieproof, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:24 (nineteen years ago)

bacon is made of pigs. pigs win.

― John Justen, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

jowl bacon? really?

― darraghmac, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:26 (nineteen years ago)

Really. It's a New Year's Day tradition down here, along with blackeyed peas and cabbage.

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:42 (nineteen years ago)

i'm kinda wishing i'd gone for pork now that you've mentioned bacon and cabbage.

― darraghmac, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

that's black pudding, bell.

― lauren, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

while a really nice lamb shank or shoulder might be the tastiest thing ever, you just can not fuck with the amount of amazing morsels that a pig provides.

― mizzell, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:53 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

i almost started a poll the other day on "meats of the morning" but i couldn't remember the name of that black hockey puck looking stuff that comes in an irish breakfast.

-- bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:12 (35 minutes ago) Link

That would be black pudding (or blood sausage - same thing) which is made from pig's blood, pork fat, pearl barley, herbs and spices. Utterly disgusting in theory, utterly delicious in practice.

Thus proving that the swine is the meat animal supreme...

― Stone Monkey, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:56 (nineteen years ago)

this is tough. i'd say the cow might just edge out the pig for me (rare filet steak vs. bacon - impossible to choose only 1), although lamb is definitely delicious. but so is horse. and also (not included in poll) is elk, caribou, ostritch...

― Rob Bolton, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:57 (nineteen years ago)

elk is soooo great.

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:58 (nineteen years ago)

horse seems like it would be stringy, no?

― bell_labs, Monday, 1 October 2007 14:59 (nineteen years ago)

horse is very very tender and tasty (based on what i've had anyway)

bahh... i think i change my mind to pig since we're just talking about the best animal to EAT. if it was one of these "choose only one animal to bring to your new planet" versatility-type situations, it would definitely be the cow because of the CHEESE factor (the sheep running a close second)

― Rob Bolton, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:01 (nineteen years ago)

I wish the skunk-cheese strip was still available at the Maakies website...

― Rock Hardy, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:03 (nineteen years ago)

interesting point by Rob- of course the pig is delicious, but it's basically all negative after that. other animals try harder, so can't concentrate on being yummy ALL the time.

― darraghmac, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:10 (nineteen years ago)

Where is Thermo to tell us what dog with sprinklings of ant is like.

It's pretty tasty! The texture is ok but the meat itself is kind of chewy/gristly.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Monday, 1 October 2007 15:22 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

SCRAPPLE = goodness

― Jeff, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:40 (nineteen years ago)

horse is very very tender and tasty (based on what i've had anyway)

wow.

― W4LTER, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:42 (nineteen years ago)

I wonder if people who put chicken down have never had, say, a good-quality, well-prepared cornish game hen. We don't eat inventive cuisine every day, and for good reason. And anyway, what's less inventive than a burger, a steak, your bacon standards? I'll take fish for that, thanks.

I'm tempted to vote for venison, but it's hardly the most versatile, and I wouldn't eat it these days.

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:54 (nineteen years ago)

Either I am very thick, or the last post is incomprehensible.

― John Justen, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

maybe you've been eating too much venison

― gabbneb, Wednesday, 3 October 2007 23:59 (nineteen years ago)

not zinging, i honestly have no idea what you are trying to say.

― John Justen, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:00 (nineteen years ago)

fish are more inventive than bacon? WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?

― John Justen, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

fish are smarter than bacon

― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:02 (nineteen years ago)

Inventiveness is not a criterion that enters into most of my day-to-day eating. I save that for one-off occasions like the trip to Morimoto or the recent rijsttafel for 16. I'll judge a hamburger against the best hamburger I've ever eaten, not against the best meal I've ever eaten.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:09 (nineteen years ago)

But like has been said upthread, the pig is the most purely versatile food animal by a fur piece.

― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:11 (nineteen years ago)

i like prosciutto, soppressata, pancetta and lardo just fine, at least in small doses, but my attitude is basically 'big deal, it's salty fat.' give me something healthier/subtler, or richer/heartier. something more complex. admittedly, i ate very little of it growing up (pig is a filthy animal etc), and i don't have much of a salt tooth.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:40 (nineteen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pork

Prior to the mass-production and re-engineering of pork in the 20th Century, pork in Europe and North America was traditionally an autumn dish; pigs and other livestock coming to the slaughter in the autumn after growing in the spring and fattening during the summer. Due to the seasonal nature of the meat in Western culinary history, apples (harvested in late summer and autumn) have been a staple pairing to fresh pork. The year-round availability of meat and fruits has not diminished the popularity of this combination on Western plates.

― gabbneb, Thursday, 4 October 2007 00:45 (nineteen years ago)

pork lovers: come to my restaurant and have thin, tenderised pork fillets in a light creamy sauce with thin slices of fresh apple, diced dried apricots, pistachio and pinenuts and a little apple sours liqueur. or try the same pork fillets in a creamy button mushroom and madeira sauce.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 4 October 2007 01:16 (nineteen years ago)

or the tortellini amatriciana, ricotta-stuffed pasta parcels in a rich tomato sauce with bacon and chili.

[stupid customers: plz stop pronouncing 'americana' - it has a freakin' T in it!]

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 4 October 2007 01:18 (nineteen years ago)

plz to open your restaurant in MN because that sounds AWESOME.

― John Justen, Thursday, 4 October 2007 01:42 (nineteen years ago)

if you come to nz i will give you a generous discount and free booze. i'm good like that.

― Rubyredd, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:13 (nineteen years ago)

Salty fat is my ultimate foodstuff -- apart from possibly mint chip ice cream, but it's a pitched battle.

― Laurel, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:16 (nineteen years ago)

Where is the SHMOO option here?

Laurel, do you like the chicharones? (sp?)

― Abbott, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:19 (nineteen years ago)

Have never had, Abbott! I admit animals skins don't really appeal in concept so I think I've avoided eating them.

― Laurel, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:21 (nineteen years ago)

They are hot fat salt crunch yum.

I had v. good garlic-coated red snapper the other day...fuck you that which creepeth on the land.

― Abbott, Thursday, 4 October 2007 03:24 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

i ate some snake ib vietnam once. it was ok.

― Zeno, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:14 (nineteen years ago)

buffalo should have won this

― omar little, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

tis gonna have to be duck, not only are they good to look at, they taste great with orange sauce.

― not_goodwin, Thursday, 4 October 2007 23:22 (nineteen years ago)

lamb over buffalo should have won this

― The Reverend, Friday, 5 October 2007 04:50 (nineteen years ago)

lamb should have won this

― remy bean, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

wtf people: pork?

― remy bean, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

pork is the new chicken breast

― remy bean, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

Lamb seconded.

Pig might be delicious, but you'd get pretty sick of it if it was the only meat you ate.

― S-, Friday, 5 October 2007 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

PIG not pork. sausages, bacon, ham, gammon... and pork. So versatile. So tasty. Pork scratchings, pigs trotters... ok I've never had pigs trotters.

― ledge, Friday, 5 October 2007 08:18 (nineteen years ago)

And black pudding. Trotters are good.

There was a thread somewhere where Tep(?) talked about putting a whole pig's head on a barbecue and picking off the various bits of it and how they all tasted different. It was signed off "Truly, the pig's head is nature's bacon."

― aldo, Friday, 5 October 2007 08:56 (nineteen years ago)

Also Brawn, chitterlings etc. etc. Pretty much the only thing on a pig that isn't edible is the squeal.

― Ed, Friday, 5 October 2007 09:19 (nineteen years ago)

Only 3 votes for human despite it's apparent porky qualities.

― onimo, Friday, 5 October 2007 10:11 (nineteen years ago)

its its its its its

*goes to back of class*

― onimo, Friday, 5 October 2007 10:11 (nineteen years ago)


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