TS: Brown Sauce vs. Tomato Ketchup

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I can't believe anybody would prefer Tommy K.

PhilK, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago)

Is this a trick (Britishes) question?

Jordan, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago)

Brown sauce for bacon, sausages, chops, and big chunky chips. Has to be HP though, not that other muck. I don't like Tomato Sauce, particularly now that it has to be stored in the fridge - the cold affects the taste somehow. However on fries I prefer mayonaise...

Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Goddamn.
Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit.

snoball, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago)

The trick, as with eggs and cheese, is to take it out of the fridge some time before you want it.

For me: brown sauce on burgers, bacon, and sometimes chips; red sauce on fish and peas. I was converted by the chip shop sauce you get in south-east Scotland: brown, diluted with vinegar.

Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago)

Since when has red sauce been needed to be stored in the fridge?

Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago)

Also, this is no contest, red sauce can never win over brown.

Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago)

Jeez people, TS: Mayonnaise vs Custard.

Different sauces for different jobs. If I had to choose one I'd go with Ketchup cos it has more applications. Storing sauce in the fridge is bollocks too.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago)

You'd think that with all the vinegar in it that ketchup wouldn't need to be kept in the fridge. And I agree that it probably doesn't, but I live in a house with people who are nervous about things like "keep refridgerated after opening", etc.. So it keeps finding it's way back to the fridge.

That brown sauce/vinegar combination sounds good.

The very worst thing that you could put on anything is South of England style "burger sauce" - half tomato ketchup, half salad cream, all bleugh.

snoball, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago)

You can leave TK in a cupboard for yonks and still use it

Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago)

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 to thread

ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

I've certainly used brown sauce that I found at the back of my mum's cupboards that was at least 10 years old - it predated Best Before and its price ended in a halfpenny.

Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago)

I have never heard of this South of England style "burger sauce".

Brown sauce is indispensable.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago)

Burger Sauce tastes like MacDo special sauce i.e. yum. You used to be able to buy it oop north as well, I haven't looked lately.

Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago)

http://www.saturdaymornings.co.uk/images/archive/archive-winnermusic.JPG

Mark G, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago)

depends what you're eating, really.

bacon: brown

burgers: red

chips: brown

sausages: brown

fish fingers: red

steak: red

battered cod: red

INNIT

max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

chicken: red if you can't find any barbecue sauce

max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago)

steak: red, heathen

Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago)

bacon: red

burgers: mustard

chips: curry

sausages: gravy

fish fingers: mayonnaise

steak: pepper glaze

battered cod: tartare

ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago)

HP/Heinz vs Daddy's.

If you run a B'n'B the answer seems to be Daddy's.

DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago)

I've been eating unrefridgerated Ketchup for 34 years, and I'm the very picture of health.

What is this latest HSE bollocks?

PhilK, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago)

Ketchup on steak? You people are insane. You know HP Sauce is called "steak sauce" in the civilized world.

antexit, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

Ketchup on fried eggs and only on fried eggs.

Brown sauce on sausages, burgers, occasionally chips.

onimo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago)

I don't think I eat ketchup on anything, except sometimes chips.

aldo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago)

steak sauce is a pale immitation of HP.

Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago)

fried eggs have their own sauce and thusly do not need sauce!

if you insist on sauce on a fried egg, put soy sauce and sesame oil and white pepper on it. you'll never look back.

ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago)

Comparing HP sauce to steak sauce is quite frankly a fucking insult.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago)

I understand neither "brown sauce" NOR British idea of ketchup.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)

What's the difference between US and UK ketchup???

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago)

UK ketchup tastes fuckin' weird, that's what.

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)

Do they use hot sauce in the UK?

Jordan, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)

TS: Tom-ah-to Ketchup vs Tom-ay-to Catsup

Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)

Do they use hot sauce in the UK?

If I've got any say in the matter we do.

Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)

No love for HP Fruity Sauce?

http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0a/150px-HP_fruity_sauce.jpg

Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

If you want a fruity brown sauce you may as well go the whole hog and get Bulldog.

Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago)

I don't much like it myself, neither one thing nor the other frankly

Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3844/overmyheadedited53kuf4rz0.gif

carne asada, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)

Brown Sauce = can also be used for cleaning coins!

Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago)

wtf @ fruity brown sauce

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)

chop sauce is a nice brand. nothing really compares to hp tho, obvs.

max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago)

HP used to make a Chilli sauce as well. I prefer tartar sauce on fish.

snoball, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago)

with the exception of heinz, i found uk ketchup to be really thin and extremely vinegary.

lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago)

and gross.

lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago)

http://piperis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/worcestershire-sauce.JPG

DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago)

lea and perrins is nice with beef

max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)

US steak sauces are fucking rank.

DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

if your steak needs a sauce, then you've got a problem.

lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)

perhaps that you are poor

roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago)

talking about "American" sauces - this is an abomination:

http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Hp_Tangy_American_Burger_Sauce_415g.jpg

DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

In that case, I'd have a good hamburger rather than a bad steak. (xpost)

Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)

or that you're a poor cook.

xpost

lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago)

Brown, clearly. And HP is the only brown.

As to steak, bearnaise maybe, diane at a pinch, mustard acceptable, ketchup never.

Matt, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)

brown sauce just makes me think of runny poo, tbh. it "helps" that i have never really tried it.

stevienixed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)

Ketchup. Just.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)

HELLO answer is brown sauce. Name alone pwns most sauces (except hollandaise; that name is great).

Abbott, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

How did I ever live without brown sauce. Does this exist in the States? Or will I have to start importing?

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 26 October 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago)

Brown is the king. Ketchup is a peasant that gets kicked in the mud.

His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots. (chap), Monday, 26 October 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago)

what's brown sauce

harbl, Monday, 26 October 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago)

sort of like A1 steaksauce, but british. vinegar-y stuff to put on meat, eggs

velko, Monday, 26 October 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago)

yum! what are some tasty brands?

The Viceroy (Viceroy), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago)

from wikipedia HP Sauce the "most well-known brand of brown sauce in the United Kingdom and Canada as well as the best selling, with 71% of the UK market.[1]"

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hp_sauce

It's nice tangy stuff. Goes extraordinarily well with bacon.

Pedro Paramore (jim), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)

It's closer to Heinz 57 than A1 maybe?

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago)

I haven't had either in a while but iirc...

i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago)


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