I can't believe anybody would prefer Tommy K.
― PhilK, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:04 (seventeen years ago)
Is this a trick (Britishes) question?
― Jordan, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago)
Brown sauce for bacon, sausages, chops, and big chunky chips. Has to be HP though, not that other muck. I don't like Tomato Sauce, particularly now that it has to be stored in the fridge - the cold affects the taste somehow. However on fries I prefer mayonaise... Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup? Jules: What? Vincent: Mayonnaise. Jules: Goddamn. Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fucking drown 'em in that shit.
― snoball, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:39 (seventeen years ago)
The trick, as with eggs and cheese, is to take it out of the fridge some time before you want it.
For me: brown sauce on burgers, bacon, and sometimes chips; red sauce on fish and peas. I was converted by the chip shop sauce you get in south-east Scotland: brown, diluted with vinegar.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
Since when has red sauce been needed to be stored in the fridge?
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:43 (seventeen years ago)
Also, this is no contest, red sauce can never win over brown.
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:44 (seventeen years ago)
Jeez people, TS: Mayonnaise vs Custard.
Different sauces for different jobs. If I had to choose one I'd go with Ketchup cos it has more applications. Storing sauce in the fridge is bollocks too.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:49 (seventeen years ago)
You'd think that with all the vinegar in it that ketchup wouldn't need to be kept in the fridge. And I agree that it probably doesn't, but I live in a house with people who are nervous about things like "keep refridgerated after opening", etc.. So it keeps finding it's way back to the fridge.
That brown sauce/vinegar combination sounds good.
The very worst thing that you could put on anything is South of England style "burger sauce" - half tomato ketchup, half salad cream, all bleugh.
― snoball, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:50 (seventeen years ago)
You can leave TK in a cupboard for yonks and still use it
― Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago)
Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃 to thread
― ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
I've certainly used brown sauce that I found at the back of my mum's cupboards that was at least 10 years old - it predated Best Before and its price ended in a halfpenny.
― Forest Pines Mk2, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
I have never heard of this South of England style "burger sauce".
Brown sauce is indispensable.
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago)
Burger Sauce tastes like MacDo special sauce i.e. yum. You used to be able to buy it oop north as well, I haven't looked lately.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:56 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.saturdaymornings.co.uk/images/archive/archive-winnermusic.JPG
― Mark G, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:58 (seventeen years ago)
depends what you're eating, really.
bacon: brown
burgers: red
chips: brown
sausages: brown
fish fingers: red
steak: red
battered cod: red
INNIT
― max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 14:59 (seventeen years ago)
chicken: red if you can't find any barbecue sauce
steak: red, heathen
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:00 (seventeen years ago)
bacon: red
burgers: mustard
chips: curry
sausages: gravy
fish fingers: mayonnaise
steak: pepper glaze
battered cod: tartare
― ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:01 (seventeen years ago)
HP/Heinz vs Daddy's.
If you run a B'n'B the answer seems to be Daddy's.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:10 (seventeen years ago)
I've been eating unrefridgerated Ketchup for 34 years, and I'm the very picture of health.
What is this latest HSE bollocks?
― PhilK, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago)
Ketchup on steak? You people are insane. You know HP Sauce is called "steak sauce" in the civilized world.
― antexit, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago)
Ketchup on fried eggs and only on fried eggs.
Brown sauce on sausages, burgers, occasionally chips.
― onimo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:24 (seventeen years ago)
I don't think I eat ketchup on anything, except sometimes chips.
― aldo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:31 (seventeen years ago)
steak sauce is a pale immitation of HP.
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:35 (seventeen years ago)
fried eggs have their own sauce and thusly do not need sauce!
if you insist on sauce on a fried egg, put soy sauce and sesame oil and white pepper on it. you'll never look back.
― ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:39 (seventeen years ago)
Comparing HP sauce to steak sauce is quite frankly a fucking insult.
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:42 (seventeen years ago)
I understand neither "brown sauce" NOR British idea of ketchup.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago)
What's the difference between US and UK ketchup???
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago)
UK ketchup tastes fuckin' weird, that's what.
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago)
Do they use hot sauce in the UK?
― Jordan, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:53 (seventeen years ago)
TS: Tom-ah-to Ketchup vs Tom-ay-to Catsup
― Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:54 (seventeen years ago)
― Colonel Poo, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:57 (seventeen years ago)
No love for HP Fruity Sauce?
http://content.answers.com/main/content/wp/en/thumb/0/0a/150px-HP_fruity_sauce.jpg
― Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
If you want a fruity brown sauce you may as well go the whole hog and get Bulldog.
― Ed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:59 (seventeen years ago)
I don't much like it myself, neither one thing nor the other frankly
― Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/3844/overmyheadedited53kuf4rz0.gif
― carne asada, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:00 (seventeen years ago)
Brown Sauce = can also be used for cleaning coins!
― Tom D., Tuesday, 2 October 2007 17:01 (seventeen years ago)
wtf @ fruity brown sauce
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:03 (seventeen years ago)
chop sauce is a nice brand. nothing really compares to hp tho, obvs.
― max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:05 (seventeen years ago)
HP used to make a Chilli sauce as well. I prefer tartar sauce on fish.
― snoball, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago)
with the exception of heinz, i found uk ketchup to be really thin and extremely vinegary.
― lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago)
and gross.
― lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
http://piperis.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/worcestershire-sauce.JPG
― DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:22 (seventeen years ago)
lea and perrins is nice with beef
― max r, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago)
US steak sauces are fucking rank.
― DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
if your steak needs a sauce, then you've got a problem.
― lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:25 (seventeen years ago)
perhaps that you are poor
― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:32 (seventeen years ago)
talking about "American" sauces - this is an abomination:
http://www.britsuperstore.com/acatalog/Hp_Tangy_American_Burger_Sauce_415g.jpg
― DavidM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)
In that case, I'd have a good hamburger rather than a bad steak. (xpost)
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:38 (seventeen years ago)
or that you're a poor cook.
xpost
― lauren, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 18:40 (seventeen years ago)
Brown, clearly. And HP is the only brown.
As to steak, bearnaise maybe, diane at a pinch, mustard acceptable, ketchup never.
― Matt, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 20:52 (seventeen years ago)
brown sauce just makes me think of runny poo, tbh. it "helps" that i have never really tried it.
― stevienixed, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:03 (seventeen years ago)
Ketchup. Just.
― aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 21:08 (seventeen years ago)
HELLO answer is brown sauce. Name alone pwns most sauces (except hollandaise; that name is great).
― Abbott, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago)
How did I ever live without brown sauce. Does this exist in the States? Or will I have to start importing?
― i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 26 October 2009 01:14 (fifteen years ago)
Brown is the king. Ketchup is a peasant that gets kicked in the mud.
― His skin is eroding. His suckers have divots. (chap), Monday, 26 October 2009 01:23 (fifteen years ago)
what's brown sauce
― harbl, Monday, 26 October 2009 02:22 (fifteen years ago)
sort of like A1 steaksauce, but british. vinegar-y stuff to put on meat, eggs
― velko, Monday, 26 October 2009 02:59 (fifteen years ago)
yum! what are some tasty brands?
― The Viceroy (Viceroy), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:19 (fifteen years ago)
from wikipedia HP Sauce the "most well-known brand of brown sauce in the United Kingdom and Canada as well as the best selling, with 71% of the UK market.[1]"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hp_sauce
It's nice tangy stuff. Goes extraordinarily well with bacon.
― Pedro Paramore (jim), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:24 (fifteen years ago)
It's closer to Heinz 57 than A1 maybe?
― i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:57 (fifteen years ago)
I haven't had either in a while but iirc...
― i ? sauces (╓abies), Monday, 26 October 2009 03:58 (fifteen years ago)