The most sophisticated piece of technology you have ever peed on

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Describe it here.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:03 (seventeen years ago)

An ATM.

Eyeball Kicks, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:04 (seventeen years ago)

The Kremlin

Mark C, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:07 (seventeen years ago)

Fancy urinal with infra-red

ledge, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:11 (seventeen years ago)

A cell phone. Dropped in front of me by the drunk dude next to me at a music festival. Got it out of the 6-guys-next-to-each-other-gutter-type latrine (I don't know how to quite explain and I don't know how common this kind of thing is) with his bare hands too, yay. No idea if it still worked, was too shocked to ask/laughing while he just walked away.

StanM, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:20 (seventeen years ago)

A JVC tuner-amplifier. I think I have described this tale before. I was asleep.

Alba, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago)

The Texas State Capitol building.

kenan, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:23 (seventeen years ago)

Three sea shells.

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:25 (seventeen years ago)

A Range Rover

PhilK, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

well, peed OFF of it rather than ON it, but.. a moving subway train, from the small platform in between the cars

but ATM/tuner-amplifier > subway train in terms of technology, I guess...?

Mark Clemente, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:26 (seventeen years ago)

A urinal.

n/a, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago)

The Berlin wall. Though I didn't even realize it was the wall before my German friend told me what it is, after I'd already started peeing. I just needed to piss somewhere. She also wrote "Tuomas is peeing" in Finnish (she knows Finnish) on the wall while I was doing that.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:34 (seventeen years ago)

A lift

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago)

An old-fashioned record player, the type where you can cue up a bunch of singles on the spindle, which will drop and be played in sequence, and which has the speaker in the body of the box somehow. i was three or four, and i woke up in the night and peed on it.

for the record, i love music.

stevie, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:37 (seventeen years ago)

...exactly what prompted you to do this?

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:38 (seventeen years ago)

It probably was the exact brand of pregnancy test that advertises itself as such.

Wait, unless we can count catheters, but that's more peed *in*, isn't it? (Also, ow.)

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:41 (seventeen years ago)

A Jaguar XJS

Michael White, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

i cannot explain, ned, possibly some Tartrazine-and-Muppet-Show induced madness...

stevie, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago)

the german embassy in london

sanskrit, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

a bottle of wesson cooking oil

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:53 (seventeen years ago)

toy fire truck

latebloomer, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 15:54 (seventeen years ago)

boeing 747

ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:20 (seventeen years ago)

soon i'll be able to piss all over an airbus A380

ken c, Tuesday, 2 October 2007 16:21 (seventeen years ago)


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