Suit Vents Poll

Vents are good if you have an ass of note.

depends

i don't think i've ever seen side vents.

two back vents.

one back vent is okay. anything else makes no sense except no vents, which often makes the most sense of all.

what the hell are vents on suits

tombot shops at The Men's Warehouse.

totally depends on the cut/style of the suit

why do fancy clothes constantly have to be so WEIRD and have WEIRD ATTRIBUTES to them

single vent:

http://www.randyromero.com/uploaded_images/singlevent-747218.jpg

double vent:

http://www.randyromero.com/uploaded_images/pinstripe-717625.jpg

the David Tennant Suit

Maybe it is just the way he is bent, but as you can see, the vents make room for his ass of note.

Side vents are the squarest vents of all, I think.

I have a slight preference for two vents, three buttons -- but a suit that suits you is the best of all.

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two back vents

I just tend to associate vents and pleats and stuff with dudes having gut

dudes having gut

The reason I can't wear a double breasted suit anymore. Also because a DBS makes me look like a waiter.

I like 1 vent since 2 makes for a ledge effect, but alas, I can never find a single-vented jacket.

Pole retaliates by smothering suit.

0 vents, plz

i don't think i've ever seen a no vent suit jacket. it would make sitting down pretty difficult in a well fitted suit. that's what they are there for, after all.

No real answer, as it depends on the rest of the suit.

and on the arse and stomach of the wearer.

Well, quite.

I like 1 vent since 2 makes for a ledge effect

i don't know what you mean.

2 vents makes the "hands in trouser pockets, jacket rakishly crumpled over wrists" easier to pull off.

there's a missing "look" in there somewhere.

if you have a big arse pert bottom a 2 vent suit can create the "ledge effect" jesse is referring to. anyway i voted for 1 vent, i think it's probably the ultimate but, yes, it all depends.

i have not thought about this before. i think i would like 2 side vents best but not cut too far up.

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