ever catch yourself eating while pooping?

No. I do occasionally catch myself starting to take food into the bathroom, though.

Maria! You silly you!

eating while pooping is one of those moments where you realize that for everything humans have done and built, were really just machines for turning food into crap

drinking in the shower = hell yeah, my life is Leaving Las Vegas

out with the bad in with the good

Never, but I did drink a glass of water while peeing as part of an, eh, experiment.

Do you ever catch yrself eating poop?

whilst penetrating oneself with a Snickers bar?

i brush my teeth while peeing sometimes

do you ever pee in the sink for no reason

what is this college

Do any of you find it impossible to dump without reading something? I certainly do. I have to find a book before I poop or, in public, simply reread the sign about putting tuallas femininas in the basura.

yes,i will read the toothpaste tube if that's all there is

SAME HERE.

you shouldn't read on the toilet as it can cause piles.

you shouldn't poop on a pastry shell as it can cause pies.

i reckon when we're all eighty we'll look back on this thread and consider how often we catch ourselves pooping while doing all manner of activities.

Posting to ILX?

when i get my laptop, ya sure why not.

you shouldn't poop on a pastry shell as it can cause pies.

OK, never going for dessert at Oilyrags's.

iPhones are the ultimate public pooping accessory.

Agreed - although I do not have an iPhone, it would greatly increase my options for my current dumping regimen - which consists of Tetris on my Razr.

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