Ask Max R

Q1: HOW DID YOU FIND ILX?

2) why do you have my name

1: on the internet

2: seinfeld reference, not everything is about YOU

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/Poll/VoteControllerServlet

3) will you please stop posting?

MAX

3: dunno

just bored out of my mind and arsing about

i will post less and stop trolling

i will start more questions about music

i will be less "lol nme" to nme guys like andi

4. Be honest, are you just a Noodle Vague sockpuppet?

It feels wrong to pick om someone...but...

Back to inheritence tax...

Isn't this about the most avoidable tax ever? You just bung your aged parents in a home and get them to sign the deeds over to yourself. I don't know what the fuss is about.

-- Ned Trifle II, Friday, 5 October 2007

me and my sister got this sorted out. you have to do it seven years before your folks die.

-- max r, Friday, October 5, 2007 12:31 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...sometimes you can't help yourself.

To be fair to the fellow - he does seem to have a better sense of humour about it than some people.

Back to inheritence tax...

Isn't this about the most avoidable tax ever? You just bung your aged parents in a home and get them to sign the deeds over to yourself. I don't know what the fuss is about.

-- Ned Trifle II, Friday, 5 October 2007

me and my sister got this sorted out. you have to do it seven years before your folks die.

-- max r, Friday, October 5, 2007 12:31 PM (4 hours ago) Bookmark Link

...sometimes you can't help yourself.

-- Ned Trifle II, Friday, 5 October 2007

my family is hardly loaded, the only real money my folks have ever made is on their property, it being pretty cheap when they bought it. i don't see why they should spend years in tedious jobs paying their mortgage only to have it swiped by the government. they wanted me and my sis to have something in the future, sorry if makes me sound like norman tebbit or something. oh well.

4; ?

are you aaron hz?

5: no

if given the chance would you rather shoot heroin with pete doherty or amy winehouse?

is it always the same people being annoyed by "quirky" new posters every time?

6: :/

7: dunno

that's a no-brainer.

xpost to blueski

Yes, it is, Steve.

I knew it

Why can't we be friends?
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I seen you 'round for a long long time
I really 'membered you when you drink my wine

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I seen you walkin' down in Chinatown
I called you but you could not look around

Why can't we be friends?
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I bring my money to the welfare line
I see you standing in it every time

Why can't we be friends?
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The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony

Why can't we be friends?
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I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent

Why can't we be friends?
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Sometimes I don't speak too bright
but yet I know what I'm talking about

Why can't we be friends?
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Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?

I know you're working for the CIA
they wouldn't have you in the Mafia

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had that song in my head earlier today weirdly

have a nice weekend, you crazy internet guys, you.

<3

can we just have one thread where all the bitching about one poster is done by stevie nixed, abbott and tuomas?

should I start my own ask... thread?

do an 'ask shakey if it's racist' thread

seems like more and what's territory

max r, how old are you, and are you a student?

"quirky"

I go back and forth on the issue of an inheritence tax. Here in the States, one of the main policy forces behind it is that the government seeks to discourage the development of a class system. Allowing unpenalized or relatively unpenalized transferral of wealth from generation to generation allows this class system to develop, something that, at least in theory, is offensive to the American concept of democracy. This is something that I am a fan of - a HUGE middle class that pulls both up AND down to create a more free-flowing exchange of ideas, ideals, opportunity and community. So, in that regard, I LIKE the idea of a higher inheritence, or "estate", tax.

On the other hand - in a situation like Max r. describes, frequently families just kill themselves to save any money at all - usually, in the form of real property - only to have it taxed to a significant degree upon their death, usually leaving the sons and daughters, whom often put in their own time and effort to support the family, with little to nothing to show for their years as dutiful, helpful children. In this regard, I OPPOSE a heightened estate tax.

I guess the tax as it stands attempts to come down right about where I stand - discourage an entirely separate class of Americans from developing and/or perpetuating, but allow those families who choose to work/save/earn to pass along at least some amount of wealth to future generations.

you mean ""quirky"", roberto

tru 'nuff. so, assuming the use of quotes denoted euphamism, have you got a more choice, sincere adjective? don't be bashful.

If we introduced some sort of "Run of the Arrow" initiation ordeal I would be happy to welcome the survivors.

I'm pretty sure being fucked with by the people who complain about new posters is exactly that.

max r, have you ever seen Run of the Arrow?

great fucking film.

is it always the same people being annoyed by "quirky" new posters every time?

-- blueski, Friday, October 5, 2007 5:18 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Link

I'm not even annoyed by max r but his response to the inheritance tax thing just seemed kind of harsh.

It's that other Ned that really gets my goat with his hair and everything.

dear max r,

usually when we here at ILX have a general aversion to a new poster, it's usually an accurate one. you suck.

^^^truth

it's an ask thread. let me help:

Max R,

do you not suck?

can we just have one thread where all the bitching about one poster is done by stevie nixed, abbott and tuomas?

-- blueski

waht? I ain't much for bitching...I think I only did it at Cpn. Lorax against my better judgment. It is pretty much a waste of time.

I think that wz Steves point :)

usually when we here at ILX have a general aversion to a new poster, it's usually an accurate one. you suck.

i actually thought we should have given him a chance, but something i saw convinced me he was a troll so nah. (i'm drunk.) to be fair, some of us have turned around initial impressions. sort of. jeez, i shouldn't get wasted and hit on freshers like this.

max r, do you get wasted and hit on freshers?

also you gotta say how old you are, there's a heckuva lot of difference between 20 (me/Curtis in December), 25-ish (Dom/Lex) and 28-30 ish (Southall/Mannion).

shit is it 0th week already? we should have done a FAFW bro down :/

Not to mention the truly elderly folks like me. xpost

yeah dude we have to meet&greet etc. you need to tell me what films to watch etc. henry m fap!

john justen is older but compensates through brute wisdom

too many etcs. my rhetoric falters under the weight of free spirits.

I'm even more ancient than John. And I can tell you that it's not the years; it's the miles.

xpost

uh

should I start my own ask... thread?

-- Shakey Mo Collier

if you believe in yourself, you can achieve anything, man.

max r, how old are you, and are you a student?

-- Just got offed

26, work full time

max r, have you ever seen Run of the Arrow?

-- Noodle Vague

caught it on tv once, one of those westerns where all the indians are white people in makeup.

Max R,

do you not suck?

-- jergïns

ur mum

max r, do you get wasted and hit on freshers?

-- Just got offed

they hit on me.

just got offed you are very creepy.

Max R, being as you are ILX's biggest first month impact player since the debut of Louis Jagger, do you have plans on taking it beyond this, or are you just going to be a flash in the pan?

dunno

dear max r,

please give three words that you would use to describe yourself and then three that other people would use to describe you. the words should be different each time, except where the word in question is a pejorative relating to the female sexual anatomy.

with love,
Bobby

i can't be arsed

This thread hasn't really worked. Ban Max R.

you're not exactly giving me top quality material to work with here.

"i can't be arsed" is four words, dude. did i make it too complicated?

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Three years from now Bubba Boy is going to be here talking about how great the new Justin Timberlake single is and photoshopping cocks onto pictures of Ned.
I have seen it happen before.

-- Dan I., Monday, September 24, 2007 4:13 AM (1 week ago) Bookmark Link

Dear Max R,

If you were to photoshop a cock onto a picture of Ned, where would you put it?

No homo.

on top of his cock so that he looks like he has a different cock.

just got offed you are very creepy.

jesus christ dude i was just trying to find out whether he was in a similar social/lifestyle situation to myself, so i could put his posts in some sort of context. is asking polite, and very general questions about newcomers to an internet messageboard 'creepy'? if so, delete every introduction thread ever.

you were coming on to me, admit it.

So...what month is your birthday in?

[trans: "Come over here, young man, for the night is yet young, and my heart is in Venus"]

dunno.

http://www.stereogum.com/img/smoosh1.jpg

"dunno"

max r,

lay low?

ps that is not a question.

BIG HOOS droppin' knowledge on the rookies

http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=30956

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so noodles married someone he met on ilx?

Noodles and Kim got married ages ago and have a BEBE now! :)

lol abbott!

ayo max r

what are your five favourite techno tracks?

off the top of my head...

jeff mills - the bells

plastikman - plastique

ricardo villalobos: dexter

rhythim is rhythim - nude photo

paperclip people - the climax