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i stole this from another message board

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:14 (nineteen years ago)

c: he's a big cuddly teddy bear
d: he has a penis

― milo z, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:15 (nineteen years ago)

c: covered in blood
d: is also a rabbit

― sexyDancer, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:18 (nineteen years ago)

c: giant burgers
d: married

― bell_labs, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

c: hottttt
d: can ban me from nb

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:19 (nineteen years ago)

c: likes dragons
d: is bell labs

xp how many times do we have to talk about you asshole

― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:20 (nineteen years ago)

ok ill stop

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:21 (nineteen years ago)

ok thats a total cockblock

― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

i would never ban u, chakster

― bell_labs, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:22 (nineteen years ago)

is funny sometimes
named 'deeznuts'

xpost fuck cut it out you guys

― jergïns, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:23 (nineteen years ago)

you should not have stolen this idea from another massage bored

― cutty, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

a. he is a drummer, like me

b. he is a lawyer, unlike me

― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:24 (nineteen years ago)

c: cyclist
d: lawyer

xp shit

― river wolf, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:25 (nineteen years ago)

if you saw it was an xpost why wouldnt you change it to fit the correct person? sheesh.

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:27 (nineteen years ago)

c: bro to bro down with
d: probably would want to go camping all the damn time

xpost, I'm not changing it to fit Chaki

― Jordan, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

c: is a drummer
d: does not follow chaki's rules

― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:28 (nineteen years ago)

c: is a canuk
d: posts to message boards all day

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i am not canadian, dingus

― Mr. Que, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:31 (nineteen years ago)

i thought you were. oh dear...
c: seems canadian for some reason

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:32 (nineteen years ago)

a) likes hockey
b) likes the leafs

― molly mummenschanz, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:37 (nineteen years ago)

HANDS OFF CHAKIIS xxxxposts
i refuse to participate in this game mostly because i don't know who most of you people are.

― ian, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:38 (nineteen years ago)

a) good taste in the musics
b) not enough cushion for the pushin'

― river wolf, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:40 (nineteen years ago)

c: likes the city and the country
d: put on a shirt, amirite

― gr8080, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:42 (nineteen years ago)

c: hawaii :D
d: soul patch D:

― max, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:43 (nineteen years ago)

uh. i do not like the leafs! i just feel sorry for my leaf lovin' friends!

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:45 (nineteen years ago)

oh, sorry dude! that is an insult in which i hope you can forgive.

― molly mummenschanz, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:46 (nineteen years ago)

c: is named molly, which i like saying, and can be my twee-outfit zing-partner
d: probably does not like being my twee-outfit zing-partner

― nabisco, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:52 (nineteen years ago)

c. is so otm all the time!
d. wouldn't be seen in public with me and my total lack of style

― Maria, Friday, 5 October 2007 21:58 (nineteen years ago)

c: meets both requirements (2 x chromosomes and a pulse)
d: totally lacks style

― chicago kevin, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:03 (nineteen years ago)

c: felix yussuppov fetish
d: i believe she was in band or something

xp

c: lives in chicago
d: is hitting on maria

― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:04 (nineteen years ago)

c: kind of dumb in a loveable way
d: kind of dumb in an annoying way

― gr8080, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:12 (nineteen years ago)

c: kind of hot in a sexual way
d: kind of mean in a jackass way

jerk

― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

c: former Covenanter!
d: former Covenanter

xp dammit I am not involving dn

― Laurel, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:15 (nineteen years ago)

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to satisfy me in the long term

― tehresa, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:18 (nineteen years ago)

c: quick wit
d: blind dates = bad

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:21 (nineteen years ago)

xpost

c: can't get enough of that sass
d: lacks proper equipment to fix my refrigerator

― nabisco, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

that didn't work

― nabisco, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:22 (nineteen years ago)

pro: smooth operator
con: talks your ear off

― omar little, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:24 (nineteen years ago)

c: is otm all the damn time
d: is otm all the damn time

fuk xpost. Who's omar?

― Hurting 2, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:25 (nineteen years ago)

IF YOU SEE ITS AN XPOST WHY DO YOU CONTINUE? GOD

― chaki, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:26 (nineteen years ago)

seems to be similar to the lazy zing thread

― cutty, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:27 (nineteen years ago)

pro: sharp fella
con: long distance ;_;

― omar little, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

c: likes seven second delay iirc
d: is very anal

(XPOST)

― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:28 (nineteen years ago)

yeah whatever just dont even just pretend i dont really exist do the guy above me i dont care

― deeznuts, Friday, 5 October 2007 22:56 (nineteen years ago)

c: went to my dad's college
d: is a guy

― HI DERE, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:17 (nineteen years ago)

c: would likely be impossible to embarrass in public
d: penis

― will, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:20 (nineteen years ago)

c: don't know him: fun and exciting
d: don't know him: awkward and potentially disastrous

― Sara R-C, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:51 (nineteen years ago)

c: HSTNGS power structure solidified
d: she would probably kill me in my sleep

― John Justen, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:56 (nineteen years ago)

c: swears a lot
d: the having-a-dick thing, again

― grimly fiendish, Friday, 5 October 2007 23:58 (nineteen years ago)

c: likes (or maybe even knows) mogwai
d: lives in the cold north and is already attached (and a bloke)

― Just got offed, Saturday, 6 October 2007 00:01 (nineteen years ago)

(To be fair - little to no shit was stirred on this thread)

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:37 (sixteen years ago)

now i feel like kinda a bad sport because my first post didn't follow the rules of the thread.

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:38 (sixteen years ago)

I thought this thread was just innocent fun, Chaki wasn't "shit stirrer" all the time.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:39 (sixteen years ago)

Thats true E, it was quite the nice suprise tbh.

― hulk would smash (Trayce), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:40 (sixteen years ago)

c: nice
d: FAKE

― chaki, Friday, October 12, 2007 12:39 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

lol

― ice cr?m, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:41 (sixteen years ago)

+ is ice cream
- dairy nazis would never suffer our love

― crazy farting throwback jersey (gbx), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

Tombot claiming Luna is 'out of his league' when dude was married to Ally = frontin'

― Puddle of Thudd (acoleuthic), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

+ would probably be a lot of fun, and we could agree on pizza toppings
- would involve commercial air travel

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

Oh, I missed that bit.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

(xxx-post)

― Tuomas, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:42 (sixteen years ago)

"nate carson clearly does not read ilx"

― tehresa, Sunday, November 29, 2009 2:31 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark

Ha! I read ILX. I just don't stalk on ILX.

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:44 (sixteen years ago)

dude, it does not take a stalker to know something that's been very widely discussed!

― tehresa, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:46 (sixteen years ago)

Widely = on two threads, one of which is on a secret board and the other one on ILTMI.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:48 (sixteen years ago)

Well I mostly read ILM and don't have a lot of time to lurk over here unless it's a thread about Portland or some movie I just saw...

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

No offense Sarahel! I'm sure your personal life is fascinating ;)

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

+ pretty, cool, smart and fun
- is clearly a stalker

xxpost to tza

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:49 (sixteen years ago)

lol!

― tehresa, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

(hahahahahaha)

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:50 (sixteen years ago)

xp - Nate - got your message - done - 15

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:51 (sixteen years ago)

Ok did a little research. Sarahel is roughly the same age as me and into Magma and that's definitely hott!

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:52 (sixteen years ago)

we can be fb friends now.

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

+ Seems like a thoughtful and caring person.
- Dating most likely isn't an option right now.

― Tuomas, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:53 (sixteen years ago)

Not to keep breaking the rule here but now that I figured out who Sarah is in real life, I found a brief email correspondence that we had back in April 2006. Incredibly shrinking universe :)

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:56 (sixteen years ago)

Nate - I figured that if you weren't fb friends with Ge0rge Chen I'd be shocked.

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:57 (sixteen years ago)

All of our mutual friends are scenesters.

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

It would be funny to do an ilx thread about how Ge0rge knows everyone.

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:58 (sixteen years ago)

Another thread bites the dust.

― bear say hi to me (ENBB), Sunday, 29 November 2009 22:59 (sixteen years ago)

http://www.google.com/talk/

― tehresa, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:00 (sixteen years ago)

one reason why dating Ge0rge Chen would rule and one reason it would suck

+ knows about most everything that's going on and who random obscure bands are
- unhealthy diet

― sarahel, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:02 (sixteen years ago)

+ likes wordplay
- forced me to rewrite this twice because of xposts; probably dating someone

― ه·ه·ه· ژ-ژ ه*ه !!!  סּ^סּ LOLOLOL (Lamp), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:03 (sixteen years ago)

xpost to Sarahel - I'm giving this another show, now that I've been informed.

+ is a music scenester and into lots of obscure shit (like me)
- is a dirty thread hijacker, who will stop at nothing to ruin my sterling reputation

― Nate Carson, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:04 (sixteen years ago)

+ has sterling reputation
- sterling reputation constantly under threat of ruin

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:29 (sixteen years ago)

+understands ilx addiction
-unsure of what we'd have in common

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:31 (sixteen years ago)

[ronan i have read your blog for years and we like a lot of the same music ACTUALLY and TBH]

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:36 (sixteen years ago)

[this poster doesnt count - consider ronan the last poster]

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:37 (sixteen years ago)

oh well that's good, the minus part is quite awkward to be honest, i should have just said "long distance" like everyone else, haha

― I see what this is (Local Garda), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:38 (sixteen years ago)

+good to go dancing with prolly
-from dublin

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:39 (sixteen years ago)

+ interesting, fun, likes things i like, lives on a farm iirc????
- gay

― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anything

― tehresa, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:41 (sixteen years ago)

not even true! i like tons of things

― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:42 (sixteen years ago)

ok:

+would probably be fun to cook with
-doesn't like anythingargumentative

― tehresa, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

+HILARIOUS
-hates everything

xxpost!!!!

― afa the i can c (roxymuzak), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

true :( xpost

― harbl, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

lol

― tehresa, Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:43 (sixteen years ago)

+ i like the pnw; seems cool
- i dont really like yoga tea

― ه·ه·ه· ژ-ژ ه*ه !!!  סּ^סּ LOLOLOL (Lamp), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:46 (sixteen years ago)

+funny bro
-sharts

― plaxico (I know, right?), Sunday, 29 November 2009 23:47 (sixteen years ago)

+ enjoys pic threads almost as much as I do + probably has awesome Irish accent
- lives in Ireland, loves dick

― ☆ ★彡☆ ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 03:21 (sixteen years ago)

+ Awesome chick who totally rocks the short hair :)
- Dislikes Maria Bamford :(

― Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 December 2009 03:43 (sixteen years ago)

Like I said earlier: ¯\(o_°)/¯ sorry! Her love for pugs makes me think she's good ppl though so might give her a 2nd chance.

― ★彡☆ ★彡 (ENBB), Monday, 7 December 2009 03:46 (sixteen years ago)

(Srsly the only even semi-suck thing I could think of. No big!)

― Pooping And Crying (Deric W. Haircare), Monday, 7 December 2009 03:48 (sixteen years ago)


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