Unban Foxes

i thought this thread was URBAN FOXES.
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Urban Foxes

lol

worst parody thread ever.

^^^this

I thought the parody thread would be pictures of Lady Sov.

unban luriqua

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samuelafugglas
Today 08:57 AM
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The RSPCA has the full responsibility of this tragedy and should answer for it in court and also fully pay for the damage don to the young children and family.

Damn straight

The mother of twin girls mauled by a fox in their cots spoke of her ‘living nightmare’ over the attack yesterday.

Fashion designer Pauline Koupparis, 41, told of the appalling moment she discovered her nine-month-old daughters had been savaged in their £800,000 family home.

wtf where is that from

srsly tho this is awful (if freakishly unlikely)

hope the kiddies are alright

Upstart foxes are no respectors of wealth or station.

http://news.sky.com/sky-news/content/StaticFile/jpg/2010/Jun/Week1/15645392.jpg

i was more referring to
in their £800,000 family home.

have a guess

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1284505/Baby-twins-Isabella-Lola-Koupparis-seriously-injured-fox-attack.html

If it's any consolation, divine retribution has already been doled out in the form of the baby fox that appeared to have choked to death in the early hours of yesterday morning in our garden. Someone's chewed and battered trainer by its corpse.

The council workers aren't insured (it's Health and Safety Gone Mad) to walk through yr house to the back garden, so my wife had to shovel its sodden body into a bag and carry it through to the pavement for them.

Foxes, eh? Whaddyagonnado.

The Sun:

Their four-year-old son Max was also sleeping upstairs but was unhurt when the beast struck at trendy Victoria Park in Hackney, East London.

That's all well and good Michael, but how much is your house worth?

A coupla Dennis Wheatley paperbacks and a bag of peanuts gets you the shed. Scale up from there.

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/3006016/Foxes-still-on-prowl-in-Hackney-East-London-where-twins-were-attacked.html
That's it, i'm staying in until this bird flu swine flu fox epidemic thing is over. If i had a baby, it'd be locked in a safe.

got to love the comments though!

there is a family of foxes living in the adjacent yard to my place, and i see the two fox kits pretty much every morning when i look into my backyard. they are really really adorable. i didn't realize that foxes were so agile- i see one of the adults regularly jump to the top of our 6 foot fence and walk down the top of it.

Ha, the writing in that Sun story is ridiculous. Does anyone else have the conspiracy alert going off right now, though? The rational side of myself is trying to quell the feeling that the Tories planted this story to ready the public for the return of fox hunting.

Tories planted this story to ready the public for the return of fox hunting.

Many think this.

Abt the fox walking on 6 ft fence, above. they're not quite as agile as cats, but compared to dogs, they are a whole 'nother species, so to speak.

xp Someone (Stephen Fry or someone like that) publicly needs to make the counterargument that if bins are sealed properly etc. then foxes move away from urban areas.

their movements and postures generally do seem much more similar to cats.

one morning i opened the door to the deck and the two kits, who are about the size of cats, ran at top speed through a 7 inch high, 3.5 inch wide gap in on one picket. astonishing to see.

Stephen Fry would be good - he lives next door to my publisher, next to railway/allotments full of urban fox action, so would know.

Brian May already on the case:

This will be a short note. I am preparing for my opportunity on the Politics Show tomorrow - to try to talk some truth and sense in this appalling climate of fear and lies and propaganda and cruelty and insanity. I never thought it would come to this. I feel like we are in some kind of nightmare .. in which every morning when we wake up the news is worse. It's like the story in WICKED came true ... evility and nastiness is growing like a fungus. All the worst, most vindictive elements of society seem to be getting all their own way. Trap and kill all the beautiful foxes in London ? Are we mad ? Kill these innocent creatures because they wail at night ? Because they look for food in the waste-bins people leave so carelessly open ... because once in 20 years there is a story about a fox (oh .. wasn't it TWO foxes originally ?) attacking babies asleep with the windows open ... ? Again I say ... there have been over 1,000 stories of dogs attacking children per year as long as anyone can remember ... how come the whole race of foxes has been branded a menace ? It is totally unjust. Unfair. Unpardonable. So where is God ? How come the bad guys, the cruel guys, are now getting all the breaks ? For God's sake, we are now ruled by them. I am seriously beginning to wonder at times if I can go on living in this country. But if I go, I will be letting our voiceless animals down ... it will be one less fighter for decency .. even though we seem to be out-run, out gunned, outwitted, outcast.

Brian May is now more hero than before!

Brian May is being a bit awes there.

The twins are down the road at GOSH intensive care, so there are waaaaay too many telly trucks and aerials clogging up Great Ormond Street.

Fox caught on camera after attack on twins in London

A fox was photographed by a police officer just after a suspected attack on twin baby girls in their home in Hackney, east London.

He spotted the fox through a patio door at the home and took a photo using his mobile telephone after the attack on Saturday.

It is not certain whether the officer's photograph is of the fox thought to have mauled the twins.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/10276286.stm

Next on FOX News...

there have been over 1,000 stories of dogs attacking children per year

That's quite a stat at BMay's fingers.

now the crows are having a go:

http://www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/lewgreen/8208903.CATFORD__Elderly_dancer_reveals_crow_attack_horror

For fox sake

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1286618/Two-foxes-slink-home-mauled-toddlers-policeman-watches.html

"the indifference of one of them to the police officer"