• a little yellow brain goldfish with black fins • a little black moor goldfish • a sucker fish
Goldfish make a room 300% better. I've spent two hours total watching them since buying them this morning.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)
Egon_Kentor
― W4LTER, Monday, 8 October 2007 02:52 (eighteen years ago)
that's what I thought of, yes? But I don't want to have to say, "How are you, little Egon_Kentor?" when I go to feed them. A son, yes. I can't foist that kind of thing on a goldfish, though.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)
Pelosi
― Clay, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:00 (eighteen years ago)
ari gold
― johnny crunch, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:06 (eighteen years ago)
moby dick
― Zeno, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:09 (eighteen years ago)
Not naming it after a Led Zeppelin song.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:15 (eighteen years ago)
i always liked 'henry' for a fish or a dog.
― Rubyredd, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:16 (eighteen years ago)
Pretty much any sushi related name, including just Sushi, is generally classic for a fish. I suggest Masago.
― en i see kay, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:23 (eighteen years ago)
"disposable" or "4th meal" work.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:26 (eighteen years ago)
Torch
― Sara R-C, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:28 (eighteen years ago)
hoonja doonja
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:29 (eighteen years ago)
egon
Avalokiteśvara
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
bodhi
eddie murphy
Haha hoonja doonja is pretty good."It's my favorite little hoonja doonja (Fish version)!"
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:30 (eighteen years ago)
The Dad From The Hogan Family
― iiiijjjj, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)
Daibutsu
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:32 (eighteen years ago)
"It's my favorite little hoonja doonja (Fish version)!"
otm
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
I like the name Schipperke.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)
worse dog ever
― bnw, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
Jennifer
― Stevie D, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:38 (eighteen years ago)
enola gay fat albert nessie jon erik hexum brett favre nate dogg das boot
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:51 (eighteen years ago)
filet o'
gordon, thomas, james
― strgn, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:53 (eighteen years ago)
Dolph Lundgren Michael Dudikoff (but NOT Steven Seagal)
― W4LTER, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
Don't forget Treat Williams.
― en i see kay, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
zomg chicago kevin you are good at this!
So far in the running: jon erik hexum hoonja doonja enola gay
But up for more! It doesn't feel bad not naming a fish for a while, unlike a mammal. My sister, for example, didn't get a name until she was two months old. That's why on her birth certificate it says "Baby Girl McCrack3n." I tell her all the rap songs are about her.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
Treat Williams is good too!
wanda
― Heave Ho, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:57 (eighteen years ago)
ike turner johnnie weismueller phil lynott marhall tucker malcolm xi
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:58 (eighteen years ago)
jimmy osmond dwight twilley
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
Deuteronomy (I named a houseplant this once)
― Clay, Monday, 8 October 2007 03:59 (eighteen years ago)
Oh man if you were here and said that my reflex would totally be to sing the Old Testament books in order.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:00 (eighteen years ago)
the worst part about nicotine withdrawal for me is that i get an insatiable appetite. i just ate half a loaf of bread and now i'm eating tortillas. i have nothing to put in them but i'm just so goddamn hungry.
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
Katamaritaino!
― en i see kay, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:01 (eighteen years ago)
Okay I just decided to name them Jonah Hex and Bat Masterson. The sucking fish is hoonja doonja.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
:D
― W4LTER, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
lyndon johnson les paul dr hank mccoy col. sanders
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:02 (eighteen years ago)
awww, i was hoping for col. sanders ;_;
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)
tbh, i thought Dudikoff might've had a look in ;___;
― W4LTER, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)
OMG THE COLONEL
Naming it after the Colonel would be like naming a fish something like "Lord and Savior, Mighty Messiah," ie very sacreligious.
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:09 (eighteen years ago)
WHat about Roly Poly Fishead?
― Trayce, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:13 (eighteen years ago)
Steven
― Z S, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)
long john silver?
― chicago kevin, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:14 (eighteen years ago)
...or Tom Joad.
― Z S, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:16 (eighteen years ago)
The AT&T Wireless Rollover Minutes Goldfish Spectacular Brought To You By Subway: Eat Fresh!
Goldfish for short.
― en i see kay, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)
Omega 3.
― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:18 (eighteen years ago)
when i was a a kid i named goldfish zaphod and trillian; i'm pretty sure it was the former that ate the latter rather than vice versa
― gabbneb, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:19 (eighteen years ago)
my sister called her siamese fighting fish 'lemon chicken'!
― haitch, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:20 (eighteen years ago)
Poon-Tang.
― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)
Lemin Chicken is....
TOTALLY AWESOME TOTALLY AWESOME IT'S AWESOME!
― Abbott, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:22 (eighteen years ago)
Knuckles
― Z S, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:24 (eighteen years ago)
The Round Mound of Rebound
― Clay, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:30 (eighteen years ago)
Lenin chicken is OK, but Stalin pork is the NOM.
― libcrypt, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:43 (eighteen years ago)
t-t-totally fish
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:48 (eighteen years ago)
LYSOL DOUCHE
― Trayce, Monday, 8 October 2007 04:50 (eighteen years ago)
gill
― remy bean, Monday, 8 October 2007 06:35 (eighteen years ago)
The last fish I bought was about five years ago, and on my way back from the pet shop, I met some kids who asked to see the bag with the fish in it. I told them they could name the fish, and one of them said "you should call him James." "Like James Bond?" I said. "No," she said, "my uncle James."
So I have a fish named after some kid's uncle James.
― accentmonkey, Monday, 8 October 2007 08:14 (eighteen years ago)
rocksauce
― deeznuts, Monday, 8 October 2007 11:46 (eighteen years ago)
Harv
― latebloomer, Monday, 8 October 2007 11:48 (eighteen years ago)
My landlady names all her bettas "Happy" (she's on the third since I moved in.)
I think this is very boring. I really like Hoonjadoonja.
― Oilyrags, Monday, 8 October 2007 13:15 (eighteen years ago)
I think that someday when I am in a sitch where I can have a dog again, I will name it "Skronk."
― Oilyrags, Monday, 8 October 2007 13:16 (eighteen years ago)
call him 'flushed', it'll be prophetic
― ^@^, Monday, 8 October 2007 13:17 (eighteen years ago)
"an american goldfish"
― s1ocki, Monday, 8 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)
Golden Gills
― latebloomer, Monday, 8 October 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
Aoaoaoaoa Ptolemy H7ul584hf4we Black Fins-y
― JTS, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 09:59 (eighteen years ago)
Ol' Stabby Rocky Road Zabba Do Rig Merlin Cobalt Kid Pincherton Smuggy Boogle Blastoid Cody any name from a Dick Tracy comic
― CaptainLorax, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)
lee, harvey and oswald.
― max r, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 12:28 (eighteen years ago)
alvin, simon, theodore
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
Tempura Bill
― Kim, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
Klaus Finski
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
I named an ex's two fish "Tuna" and "Rye" once, and it stuck.
― Laurel, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)
• a little black moor goldfish = ACTIONPANTS • a little yellow brain goldfish with black fins = BANANAPANTS • a sucker fish = BRITNEY
― nabisco, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)
Oh shit. Dobie GILLis.
DO YOU SEE?
― en i see kay, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:57 (eighteen years ago)
Swimfan
― latebloomer, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 15:58 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.areasofmyexpertise.com/hoboes.html
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
faggot spic caucasian-american
― remy bean, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
or, all derisive terms for whiteys ca. gil scott heron.
or: 'gil' 'scott' and 'heron'
"Philip" "Michael" and "Thomas"
― Jon Lewis, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:03 (eighteen years ago)
my recommendations from the hobo names: Rumpshaker Phil Cyrus the Persian Sturgeon The RZA
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)
OMG if you name one of them "Swimfan" you have to name another "fake Paul Rudd dude from Bring It On"
― nabisco, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
man - i wanna buy some fish!
― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 9 October 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)