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According to a singing acquaintance, today (Monday) is National Pun Day.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Why does such well-voiced pundit remain anonymous?

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I didn't want to give her legion of enemies a weapun by putting her name in a Google-able forum.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Did people in Elizabethan times really think puns were the height of wit? God people used to be stupid.

― N., Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

FURTHER CONTRIBUTIONS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ha.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Implied Pun Brainteaser: Ned is just begging for a crack about the length of his hair.

― Nitsuh, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, go on with you.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

We would want to leave you in a state of dis-tress, Ned.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You *would* want to leave me there? Freak.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

(Do you follow my secret pun, Ned?)

― Nitsuh, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

IT IS ALL TOO CLEAR.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I don't unless it's a "Ha"-ward Stern reference.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

RA - ___ - ZEL.

[Cue rimshot, tumbleweed.]

― Nitsuh, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You had to ask, Dan. Now keep up.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You'd think all these responses would have made me laugh, but NO PUN IN TEN DID.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Oh, I suck.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

No you suckcum to the undeniable hilarity of my above pun.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You know, your first entry was pretty funny, Ronan, but the second one just blew.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Well if it made you feel blue, perhaps you should have red.......no I'm not stooping any lower.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That would be stoopid of you.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You're DAN-gerously close to me PUNching you.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

That is why I'm RONAN away from you as fast as I can.

― Dan Perry, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Dan, I hope Ronan DEX you really hard.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I was hoping it was my lucky bun day

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

This thread has gone up someone's bottom.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

True. The thread certainly has the potential to become rather Monday- n.

― Brian MacDonald, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I could Singapore song about it, but now I Moscow

― electric sound of jim, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Jamaican me so angry Jim, so angry I want to go to the Jimnasium.....aha.

― Ronan, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ned, you have graduated to the "hair-apparent" of the crowd, and I bow to your magnificence;>

― Nichole Graham, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Thank me, thank me very much.

― Ned Raggett, Monday, 4 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

four months pass...

Worst ... thread ... ever.

― nabisco, Tuesday, 30 July 2002 00:00 (twenty-four years ago)

two years pass...

Nabisco OTM... and yet...

― Dan Perry '08 (Dan Perry), Thursday, 7 October 2004 20:39 (twenty-two years ago)

three years pass...

10 finalists in a Best (English language) Pun In The World competition

http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/13401/1

― StanM, Monday, 24 March 2008 19:37 (eighteen years ago)

http://shop.npr.org/product/show/28775?sc=npr-m&cc=200803-i4-180

― gabbneb, Thursday, 27 March 2008 01:06 (eighteen years ago)

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Today is National Pun Day!

FURTHER CONTRIBUTIONS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH.