WHICH DEAD PERSON WOULD MAKE THE BEST ZOMBIE??????

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
JOEY RAMONE	9
JON BENET RAMSEY	4
GYGAX!	4
ANNA NICOLE SMITH	4
AMELIA EARHART	3
MR. ROGERS	3
JOHNNY CASH	2
CHRIS BENOIT	2
RODNEY DANGERFIELD	2
HITLER	1
MARYLIN MONROE	1
AALIYAH	1
PAT TILLMAN	1
GHENGIS KHAN	1
HENRY VIII	1
MOMOFUKU ANDO	1
TUPAC	1
PAVAROTTI	1
BIGGIE	1
ROD BECK	1
STALIN	1
KURT COBAIN	1
THE BLACK DHALIA	0
TAMMY FAYE BAKER	0
JESUS OF NAZARETH	0
GENGHIS KHAN	0
MUDDY WATERS	0
KING KAMEHAMEHA	0
TUTANKHAMUN	0
SADDAM HUSSEIN	0
ABE LINCOLN	0

― gr8080, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 10:34 (eighteen years ago)

amazing.

― Clay, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 10:36 (eighteen years ago)

when I saw this thread I was really worried for a second that someone had stolen my Zombie James Brown halloween costume idea

― bernard snowy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)

Joey Ramone ftw.

Now I wanna eat some BRANES

― onimo, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 10:57 (eighteen years ago)

chris benoit, for the lols.

― max r, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)

Benoit could put on some five star chomping of peoples' flesh.

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)

TAMMY FAYE BAKER

How would you tell the difference? Eh? Eh?

― accentmonkey, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

MOMOFUKU ANDO

why the hell did you remember him? brilliant!

― StanM, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 12:17 (eighteen years ago)

I wish Milton Berle were on that list. A zombie version of him as Good Time Eddie Filth would have been great.

― C J, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 13:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.zombiepresidents.com/4thnixon.gif

― ghost rider, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 13:54 (eighteen years ago)

genghis khan up there twice. gonna split the vote.

― river wolf, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 13:57 (eighteen years ago)

Nah it won't. One is Ghengis, the other's Genghis. Two different people!

― C J, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 14:12 (eighteen years ago)

This is very hard. Part of me wants to go for the powerhouse zombie (biggie), part wants the most soul-shattering (mr. rogers), and of course there is the creepiest (either black dahlia or jon benet).

IT ARE A PUZZLA

― John Justen, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

Amelia Earhart wd be pretty great in zombie aviator goggles, leading a whole crew of chuluic tentacled sea beasts resurrected from the brine of the Bermuda triangle.

― remy bean, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

see also: Lindberg baby

― remy bean, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 16:57 (eighteen years ago)

The very idea of a zombie Mr. Rogers is both hilarious and terrifying.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Would you like to be...my dinner.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 17:11 (eighteen years ago)

It's a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
A beautiful day for a RRRRROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Would you be mine?

It's a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
A neighborly day for RRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR!

I've always wanted to have a femur just like you.
I've always wanted to eat a kidney like yours.

So, let's make the most of this beautiful day.
Since we're together we might as well say:
Would you be mine?
Could you be mine?
Won't you be my dinner?
Won't you please,
Won't you please?
Please won't you be my dinner?

― remy bean, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

xpost perverse zombie mindmeld, nicka

― remy bean, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Oh snap I didn't know Tammy Faye Bakker died!!!

xpost hahahaha omg

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)

Exactly Remy! Imagining his voice with a tinge of zombie added in has me laughing.

― Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Milton Berle zombie cock

― milo z, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

FELA KUTI was supposed to have been on here.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

JON BENET RAMSEY

― Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

imagine jon benet as the girl from the ring.

― Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

or rather the girl from the ring as jon benet.

― Jordan Sargent, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:41 (eighteen years ago)

wait when did Anna Nicole Smith die?

― Mr. Que, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:42 (eighteen years ago)

ZOMBIE MARX BROTHERS

Zombified stateroom scene from "A Night At the Opera" is the best movie I've ever seen in my head.

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:43 (eighteen years ago)

(nobody comes out?)

― remy bean, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:46 (eighteen years ago)

Pretty much!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/marxzombies.jpg

― Rock Hardy, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

omg.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 18:58 (eighteen years ago)

barry white imo

― bnw, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:02 (eighteen years ago)

Zombie Abe Lincoln should be inexplicably in drag.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:04 (eighteen years ago)

no top hat no credibility

― 69, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:05 (eighteen years ago)

with a pink boa made of intestines

― remy bean, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:07 (eighteen years ago)

marxbroszombie.jpg OTM

― John Justen, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:08 (eighteen years ago)

PETER JENNINGS was supposed to be on here too, but dissapeared.

― gr8080, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:38 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

JON BENET RAMSEY all Pet Sematry like

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 11 October 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

Jesus would easily make the best zombie. He could have all kinds of cool catch phrases before he killed people: "This time you died for my sins", "Let Jesus into your heart", etc.

― Darin, Thursday, 11 October 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)

"I come with tha muthafuckin' sword", etc...

― Michael White, Thursday, 11 October 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Except for the fact that he lives.

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:12 (eighteen years ago)

yes. he is undead.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:29 (eighteen years ago)

i'm glad someone voted for rod beck.

― gr8080, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:37 (eighteen years ago)

Zombie Biggie would be awesome. And, despite trying to eat my brains, inexplicably cool.

And I wish I hadn't missed this poll, b/c I TOTALLY would have voted for Muddy Waters.

― B.L.A.M., Friday, 12 October 2007 00:19 (eighteen years ago)

i'm glad someone voted for rod beck.

guilty. I'm saddened i'm he only one tho.
i would've voted for vincent price if he was on the list.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 12 October 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

Michael Jackson really DID make a zombie!

― the pinefox, Saturday, 27 June 2009 12:04 (sixteen years ago)

He made several, then made a pop video.

― Mark G, Saturday, 27 June 2009 13:15 (sixteen years ago)

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