Most horrifying umberlla death

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Option	Votes
The Penguin shoots you with an umbrella gun	8
Aum cult members poison Tokyo subway by puncturing packages of sarin nerve gas with sharpened umbrella tips	6
"Bulgarian Brolly" - Georgi Markov murdered in London with umbrella containing ricin pellet	5

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:41 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this was going to be about the song.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:45 (eighteen years ago)

There's a song? The Hollies' "Bus Stop"?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:46 (eighteen years ago)

Rihanna???

― Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

If it isn't a commercial jingle I probably don't know it.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Haha, I like the idea of "You can stand under my umb-er-ella" having a sinister undertone.

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

Like maybe sharpened spikes come out of the spokes and the umbrella closes on the victim

― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

That umbrella we employed it
By August she was mine

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:54 (eighteen years ago)

An umbrella is the most threatening accessory -- it's always being held over your head!

― Laurel, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:55 (eighteen years ago)

erlla, erlla, erlla, a

― jeff, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

death by Christo's giant umbrella

― carne asada, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

dude you SO missed a huge one with the christo thing.

― s1ocki, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.jfk-assassination.de/images/umbrella2.gif

― omar little, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I'm so lost now...

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

LOOK OUT!!
http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9266/rihannaumbrellavideosl2.gif

― Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

Cowering under a tiny umberella as a huge sandstone boulder plummets toward you, aka, the Wile E Coyote.

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:02 (eighteen years ago)

That is horrifying sedimentary rock death, but those tiny umbrellas are comedy gold.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'd be shocked if "Umbrella" hasn't been used in a commercial!

― Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/1/0/m/Y/bush_umbrella.jpg

― brownie, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

You did a great job, brownie!

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

It's not delivery, it's Digiorno
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― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, I got another one! Sherri Bobbins flying away from The Simpsons' house by umbrella, then getting sucked into a jet engine.

― Oilyrags, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)

Is this song an important cultural touchstone? I feel like Tuomas here.

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)

Shield the baby's eys, Abbot. Quick!

― Michael White, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:16 (eighteen years ago)

Don't let an infant see you masturbate
asturbate
asturbate
ass
ass
ass

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)

(I am doing this for the rest of the thread, just so you know)

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Is this song an important cultural touchstone? I feel like Tuomas here.

It's kind of a big deal.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:26 (eighteen years ago)

Is this song an important cultural touchstone? I feel like Tuomas here.

It's probably the biggest radio hit of 2007. Seven straight weeks at #1 this summer.

― jaymc, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

why because she look intersting
intersting
intersting
terst
terst
terst

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)

is there an emoticon for clapping?

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:27 (eighteen years ago)


 q00p

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― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:29 (eighteen years ago)

I think that is the "flying angel wearing earmuffs and Ray-Bans" emoticon.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:35 (eighteen years ago)

Nabisco wants to qoop back and forth.

― Jordan, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:37 (eighteen years ago)

I think the emoticon for clapping should be x(5+5) where x is how awesome something is in clapping units. the 5+5 is how many times you are colliding 5 fingers against 5 more. any variant on that is up to you

nabisco 100(5+5)

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:38 (eighteen years ago)

"Like I'll poop into her butt-hole. And then she'll poop it back... into my butt... hole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever." Poop back and forth.

― carne asada, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

an umbrella enema would be a pretty awful way to go.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

it should maybe be figured out how many times one claps when laughing very hard vs. after a song by a bnad you like vs. aftera REALLY GOOD song by a band you like vs. encore vs. standing ovation at a play vs. 12 minutes of clapping for steve yzerman, etc

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:39 (eighteen years ago)

Will, that is a formula, not an emoticon!

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

it's a formoticon.

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

100(5+5) in this case doesn't mean 1000, it means 100 claps. 5+5 is the emoticon for a single clap. this is done when you want people to get to work.

OK TIME TO GET OFF ILX AND GET STUFF DONE GUYS 5+5

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:41 (eighteen years ago)


 n_n

-///-

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:46 (eighteen years ago)

yes, that is it

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:47 (eighteen years ago)

^_^
5+5

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:48 (eighteen years ago)

Compromise


  ^_^

-5///5-

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

sold

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:50 (eighteen years ago)

wait, no, that looks more like the emoticon for "playing the accordion"

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 20:59 (eighteen years ago)

 ^_^

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― HI DERE, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

Actually that looks like the "I am happily casting a fireball at you" emoticon.

― HI DERE, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)

make it 3 and Σ instead of { and }

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)

thought it was the tokyo subway that they put ricin

― RJG, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 21:34 (eighteen years ago)

I thought this thread would be about the destruction of umbrellas, for example: turned inside out and canopy ripped off by strong gale, etc..

― snoball, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)

That is the emoticon for help I am stuck in a finger trap.

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:08 (eighteen years ago)

^_^
=3xxxΣ=

― nickalicious, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

^_^===3
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HUG ZOMBIE

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:12 (eighteen years ago)

(u_u)===r
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HERO SHOOTS HUG ZOMBIE WITH TWO PISTOLS

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:14 (eighteen years ago)

(proportional glitch)

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GRUESOME DEATH OF HUG ZOMBIE

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

Σ==== (o_o)
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erm this guy has an umberlla.

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)

(this is not going well)

wait, i don't get that non-proportionally, either:


Σ==== (o_o) 

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― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)

it's the emoticon for "en garde, cur!"

― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:17 (eighteen years ago)


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― max, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

aw didnt quite work

― max, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:21 (eighteen years ago)

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― nabisco, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

My dog is masturbating next to my desk. What do I do? What do I do?

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)

is there a baby in the room?

― max, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)

PLZ 2 USE JOKES ACTUALLY INVENTED IN THIS THREAD

― Will M., Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

8========D -------- O-;<

― max, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:38 (eighteen years ago)

That's not a joke, my dog actually does that. :-*

― Abbott, Wednesday, 10 October 2007 22:40 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Friday, 12 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

I finally heard this song. For some reason I expected it to sound like Ultravox. It does not. It's a pretty groovy little number. That is all.

― Abbott, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:35 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand how the fucking Penguin won a "most horrifying" poll when the other two options were trapped-underground-poison-gas-panic and dying-slowly-and-painfully-of-a-toxin-no-one-can-identify.

― kenan, Friday, 9 November 2007 18:50 (eighteen years ago)

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