THERE'S A SALE ON OUR GABARDINE SUITS TO-DAY

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They're all thirty percent off from yesterday...

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

There's Fortrel polyester, leather, wool, and tweed
Just a Visa or MasterCard is all you need

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:38 (seventeen years ago)

We've got every color, we've got every shade
We're located next door to Willy's Fun Arcade
We got every fabric that was ever made
But I'm known in this city as the King of Suede

kingkongvsgodzilla, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:39 (seventeen years ago)

Our wingtips are shined and prettily displayed
We've got cufflinks of platinum, gold and jade
My worsted wool wastes in a rained-on parade
For it's my destiny to be the King of Suede

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:54 (seventeen years ago)

We use scotch-guard to save you from your pratfalls
There's a sale in here...
We have the best guarantees of all the city's malls
There's a sale in here...
All our salesladies are the sweetest dolls
There's a sale in here...
But if I don't mention suede, everybody stalls
There's a sale in here...

Abbott, Thursday, 11 October 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago)

With a bolt of inspiration and a flash of fingers at her keyboard, Abbott handily dispatched of Weird Al Yankovic. Oh man, she's on fire!

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:05 (seventeen years ago)

I'll paint ANY car for only $79.99!

Rock Hardy, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:07 (seventeen years ago)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/King_of_Suede

Oilyrags, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:09 (seventeen years ago)

Oh my goodness I thought you were making that all up.

Abbott, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:10 (seventeen years ago)

Contents

* 1 Track listing
* 2 Notes
* 3 Clothing Mentioned
* 4 References
* 5 See also

Abbott, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:11 (seventeen years ago)

I thought you were making

Nope, but it was way cool that you ran with it.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:14 (seventeen years ago)

Knottin money round the clock
Got his family hooked on spock
All his suits is gabardine
Envy is a shade of green

gabbneb, Friday, 12 October 2007 00:15 (seventeen years ago)


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