Favorite Axe Body Spray

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Option	Votes
Clix	3
Musk	2
Voodoo	1
After Hours	1
Amber Marine	1
Midnight	0
Phoenix	0
Gravity	0
Fusion	0
Voodoo	0
Apollo	0
Dimension	0
Inca	0
Spice	0
Kilo	0
Tsunami	0
Groove	0

― Wrinklepaws, Friday, 12 October 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Fucking disgusting the lot of them, their only function is to remind anyone in the vicinity that the smell of teenage boy bare concealed by the chemical spray is better than the unmitigated foul reek of these products.

Also you have voodoo twice.

― Ed, Friday, 12 October 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)

do you really want to smell like everyone else on the train?

― darraghmac, Friday, 12 October 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

hahahahah this thread

― deej, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:04 (eighteen years ago)

the smell of teenage boy bare concealed by the chemical spray
this makes no sense to me

― sunny successor, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:09 (eighteen years ago)

i believe after hours is old spice red zone and not axe, wrinks

― Will M., Friday, 12 October 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

this makes no sense to me

he is saying that a teenager's stink is less offensive than the stink of axe.

― Will M., Friday, 12 October 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)

pepperoni

― jhøshea, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:12 (eighteen years ago)

Stinklepaws

― am0n, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.geocities.com/cinemorgue2/scatmancrothers.jpg

― Edward III, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:16 (eighteen years ago)

ew, wrinklepaws

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.dailynugget.com/images/dry_pit.jpg

― deej, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:19 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.onedigitallife.com/images/axe-effect.jpg

is he bathing in axe??

― deej, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)

I just wonder how many boys see those commercials and think, "hmm, there may be something to this."

― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:23 (eighteen years ago)

-- Wrinklepaws, Friday, October 12, 2007 11:28 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

― deej, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:35 (eighteen years ago)

Stinklepaws

-- am0n, Friday, October 12, 2007 1:14 PM (36 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

Stinklepits

wait i got a better one... sugartits

― Will M., Friday, 12 October 2007 17:51 (eighteen years ago)

she used to post on the noize board

― chaki, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:55 (eighteen years ago)

My best friend from home is going to be the new AXE guy. WATCH OUT

― Hurting 2, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:56 (eighteen years ago)

Axe - Lynx in the UK - is useless. It doesn't stop persperation, and it doesn't stop odour, only covers it up. And after a few hours the perfume breaks down and it smells dreadful.

― snoball, Friday, 12 October 2007 17:57 (eighteen years ago)

This stuff smells like gym locker rooms

― mh, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:24 (eighteen years ago)

TOO TRASHY FOR TV

― Abbott, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:33 (eighteen years ago)

Amber Marine

― brownie, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:38 (eighteen years ago)

Stank on my hang-low

― carne asada, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:40 (eighteen years ago)

lol

― chaki, Friday, 12 October 2007 18:47 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

what, no java

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

Voodoo is on there twice! Likely one was in place of Java.

― roxymuzak, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:48 (eighteen years ago)

No Africa, no etc.

― caek, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 23:49 (eighteen years ago)

Caek OTM

― Madchen, Thursday, 18 October 2007 11:27 (eighteen years ago)

wikipedia says africa = kilo. why did i look that up?

― Will M., Thursday, 18 October 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

seven months pass...

http://youtube.com/watch?v=If8u-SanpnA
blonde guy = my oldest friend

― Hurting 2, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:32 (seventeen years ago)

Thought this would be a wrinklepaws joke.

― G00blar, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:43 (seventeen years ago)

you mean that character is the kind of guy you wish you were best friends with?

― s1ocki, Sunday, 18 May 2008 23:50 (seventeen years ago)

four months pass...

um.... huh.

― tipsy mothra, Sunday, 5 October 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)

HOT BOD!!!

― tony orlando and dawng (PappaWheelie V), Sunday, 5 October 2008 02:49 (seventeen years ago)

r.i.p. sanskrit miss u dude

― max, Sunday, 5 October 2008 04:25 (seventeen years ago)

well smelt!!!1

― ILX Systern (ken c), Sunday, 5 October 2008 10:48 (seventeen years ago)

No 'Cat Urine', no credibility.

― Aimless, Sunday, 5 October 2008 19:08 (seventeen years ago)

chocolate man looks a bit like LJ...

― snoball, Sunday, 5 October 2008 19:09 (seventeen years ago)

three years pass...

think it's grosser than yooj that axe has a scent called 'thai massage'

― Faith in Humanity: Restored (dayo), Sunday, 24 June 2012 23:26 (thirteen years ago)

one year passes...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63b4O_2HCYM

What the shit

― 龜, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 10:27 (twelve years ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63b4O_2HCYM

― 龜, Wednesday, 5 February 2014 10:27 (twelve years ago)

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