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Two men gun down ostrich named Gaylord in act of revenge

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http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,22549763-5012895,00.html

― moley, Sunday, 14 October 2007 11:52 (eighteen years ago)

Ostrich Beef.

― Noodle Vague, Sunday, 14 October 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

Everything about this story is incredible. Especially the fact this wouldn't be anywhere near as good a story if the ostrich were called, say, Dave.

― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 October 2007 12:23 (eighteen years ago)

i was gonna say, there's nothing that can be added or explained. it just is.

nick cave should turn it into a movie.

― Just got offed, Sunday, 14 October 2007 12:24 (eighteen years ago)

Will their girlfriends stand by them now they know what manly men they've snared?

― Mark C, Sunday, 14 October 2007 12:45 (eighteen years ago)

Any old girl can shoot a gun. Personally, I would have punched the ostrich in the face.

― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 October 2007 12:55 (eighteen years ago)

http://coastsider.com/index.php/site/news/1655/

It just gets more stupid...

― snoball, Sunday, 14 October 2007 12:56 (eighteen years ago)

it's hilarious how they took an ostrich defending itelf from their stupidity so personally

― latebloomer, Sunday, 14 October 2007 13:02 (eighteen years ago)

aw, that message is sad, especially the bit about adopting the last two ostriches :(

― Just got offed, Sunday, 14 October 2007 13:14 (eighteen years ago)

One shot is vengeance, seven shots is a hate crime.

― nickalicious, Sunday, 14 October 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Ten shots and you win a big teddy bear.

― nickalicious, Sunday, 14 October 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

This is the same newspaper that publishes Ray Smuckles' columns.

― 31g, Sunday, 14 October 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

They said they had hoped to, “pet the ostriches and to see him do his dance.”

― Jordan Sargent, Sunday, 14 October 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

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― Jordan Sargent, Sunday, 14 October 2007 20:01 (eighteen years ago)

This just in, ostriches the world over are calling for revenge!

― Heave Ho, Monday, 15 October 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)


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