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Kittens are cunts

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Annoying furry little fucks, mewling, shitting and constantly demanding attention.

http://www.tanyralltcats.co.uk/images/index_kittens_300906_01.jpg

Billy Dods, Monday, 15 October 2007 11:59 (eighteen years ago)

Mine bites me all the time and zooms around the room so you step on her unknowingly.

Misery, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

better than stephen fry though, the "stupid person's clever person"

darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:00 (eighteen years ago)

Mine farts like a bastard.

Colonel Poo, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:02 (eighteen years ago)

the stupid persons (sic) cute pet

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:06 (eighteen years ago)

:(

Misery, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

lock thread

DG, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:08 (eighteen years ago)

it was a parody post

some of my best friends like kanye west own kittens

xpost

DG otm

onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Misery, check the Stephen Fry thread for some context!

kv_nol, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

smelly cat
smell-ly cat
what are they feeding you?

kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:10 (eighteen years ago)

Beat on the cat with a baseball bat.

Billy Dods, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:11 (eighteen years ago)

Most threads are too long for me to bother reading these days.

Misery, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:12 (eighteen years ago)

good for you. have a cookie.

kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Kittens are cunts

Funny spelling of cute

Heave Ho, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:13 (eighteen years ago)

Kenan, suck some balls.

Misery, Monday, 15 October 2007 12:15 (eighteen years ago)

"Kitchens are cute"

Mark G, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:24 (eighteen years ago)

hypothesis: kittens are cunts

prove:
kittens = cats
cats = pussies
pussies = cunts

therefore kittens are cunts

QED.

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:26 (eighteen years ago)

what do you know about cunts, gayboy??

King Boy Pato, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

Esteban = the Mandela of ILX

Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:35 (eighteen years ago)

ken's logic is airtight, i have to admit.

kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 13:55 (eighteen years ago)

ah, Esteban. master of the single entendre.

sanskrit, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:08 (eighteen years ago)

lol hi dere

g-kit, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)

Beat on the cat with a baseball bat.

Beat the pussy up.

The Reverend, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

I heard somebody say, 'now where's Esteban?' Well, Esteban's dead. Because ken c killed all the Esteban's.

He was a brutal tyrant that divided people up and split families and people are recovering from this. So there's a psychological recovery that is taking place and it's hard work for them and I understand that it's hard work for them."

ken c, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:25 (eighteen years ago)

three years pass...

http://al-murphy.com/_graphics/jobs/111_1.jpg

Upt0eleven, Thursday, 14 July 2011 10:17 (fifteen years ago)

if they are shitting everywhere there is a problem

Rachel Puppetry (latebloomer), Thursday, 14 July 2011 17:19 (fifteen years ago)


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