your dad has the D.T.s!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:40 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah! Pick up your face!
― Hurting 2, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:41 (eighteen years ago)
what would YOU know? you've got a BINATONE!
― darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
actually, I've never heard this one. It's not bad, really. Fat mothers and alcoholic fathers never go out of style.
― kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:42 (eighteen years ago)
Go back to Russia
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
You, sir, are a bounder and a cad of the first water!
― Zelda Zonk, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
What are the "D.T.s"?
Do you mean out-of-date, or actually obsolete like "Your mother gave me head in the back of my chaise-and-four"
― Hurting 2, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
lol Canadian Dollar
― gershy, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)
lol you were born out of wedlock
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delirium_Tremens
― onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
go pound salt!
― lauren, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)
Fuck You, Guelph
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
czechoslovakia is gay
― gershy, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
Arian Wanker
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:50 (eighteen years ago)
Try using the spur, grandad
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:54 (eighteen years ago)
lol your jeans are all torn
― darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)
lol your jeans aren't all torn
lol you're wearing jeans
you . . . . Communist!
― The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 15 October 2007 14:57 (eighteen years ago)
"OI!! TROJAN!!!! WANNA BUY A FACKING HORSE YOU STUPID WANKAH?"
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:01 (eighteen years ago)
"lol your dead baby's in Limbo"
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)
you...Republican!
― Hurting 2, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
Delirium tremens doesn't exist anymore?
― Tuomas, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)
ha ha
― sleep, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:05 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.ratebeer.com/beerimages/1039.jpg
It exists. Shit is no joke, either. Two of these will put you right.
― kenan, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)
"more like Hu-gay-not, amirite?"
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
xp: otm
― sexyDancer, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:11 (eighteen years ago)
how appropriate u fite liek a cow
― g-kit, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:12 (eighteen years ago)
Trade me your best pinnafore or I'm telling Cotton Mather.
― Laurel, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:16 (eighteen years ago)
"You couldn't count to 13 if you were staring at the stars and stripes"
― Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)
your virginity breeds mites, much like a cheese!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
Joey!
― onimo, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:33 (eighteen years ago)
Your sister's so ugly, your dad doesn't have enough livestock to offer a decent dowry! HO SNAP.
― elmo argonaut, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)
your mom wears army boots
― Heave Ho, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)
do you mean to imply her foul mug drove even the pigs away?
xpost i have also heard "combat boots".
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)
lol you gays will all get aids
― darraghmac, Monday, 15 October 2007 15:55 (eighteen years ago)
rampallian! fustilarian!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:31 (eighteen years ago)
dunderhead
― koogs, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:32 (eighteen years ago)
ya numps
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:33 (eighteen years ago)
"your wit..'tis strongly wadg'd up in a blocke-head"
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)
i'm not done with you, chooch
your mommy is not a bitch
― a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)
You don't even have a digital watch!
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:36 (eighteen years ago)
Who do you think you are, Ted Danson?
― Mark C, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:39 (eighteen years ago)
i drank two of those last night, kenan. holy shit its good.
― chaki, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:42 (eighteen years ago)
How come no one bites their thumb at anyone anymore?
― n/a, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:43 (eighteen years ago)
yeah love that beer xp
― deej, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
"YOU'RE the real gaylord perry"
― ^@^, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:44 (eighteen years ago)
you are a lassie-boy
― a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:45 (eighteen years ago)
your butt smells like soap
!
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 15 October 2007 16:46 (eighteen years ago)
were you vaccinated with a phonograph needle?
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:06 (eighteen years ago)
-- n/a, Monday, October 15, 2007 4:43 PM
for real though!
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:10 (eighteen years ago)
the whole fist is preferable
― Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:13 (eighteen years ago)
^ not ok
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:15 (eighteen years ago)
You lickspittle whoreson knave! You roundheaded jug-eared clod of earth! You spavined horse!
NB: I prefer to think of these as classic, rather than obsolete.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)
You used to be cool, man.
― Øystein, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:20 (eighteen years ago)
You are a cad and a bounder, sir! You are no gentleman!
― Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:32 (eighteen years ago)
He is a prinking grass-green fool, a dandified clothes horse, and a social butterfly. He has no more notions in his head than a whirligig.
― Aimless, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:41 (eighteen years ago)
You're so vain I bet you think this madrigal is about you.
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:46 (eighteen years ago)
cockscomb
― snoball, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:05 (eighteen years ago)
cat fancier
― a puppy, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:12 (eighteen years ago)
-- gershy, Monday, October 15, 2007 2:46 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Link
otm
― deeznuts, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:14 (eighteen years ago)
blaggard
― Just got offed, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
Cicisbeo!
― Michael White, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
carpetbagger
― Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)
here's a quarter, call somebody that cares
― mike a, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:17 (eighteen years ago)
Petit-Maître!
― Michael White, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:27 (eighteen years ago)
So Tracer - what did you mean by the DTS put-down?
― dowd, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:32 (eighteen years ago)
-- Noodle Vague, Monday, 15 October 2007 17:46
actual lols while in the liberry
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 15 October 2007 18:48 (eighteen years ago)
the "D.T.s" = delirium tremens = quavery hands and lack of balance = a symptom of life-long alcohol addiction
yesterday a man asked me for a light; i had none except my lit cigarette so i handed that to him and i could see that his hands really shook, so much that i was afraid he'd knock the cherry off my smoke. he didn't though.
― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 08:34 (eighteen years ago)