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Thread for speculating on the next ILX poster to be outed as a fake

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Old Fart. I'm calling it.

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:09 (eighteen years ago)

Ned Raggett.

The post that had to be made.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.tabula-rasa.info/AusHorrorImages/DangerousGame1.jpg

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:11 (eighteen years ago)

Sheenah Easton.

― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:15 (eighteen years ago)

Chaki would at least give that thread another 1000 posts.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 10:41 (eighteen years ago)

britbabe

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:30 (eighteen years ago)

All lurkers. I mean, shit, they don't post, how the fuck can a real person resist the temptation?

― nathalie, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:32 (eighteen years ago)

sure "stevie"

― mookieproof, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

()

― Mark G, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:33 (eighteen years ago)

xpost roffle.

― nathalie, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:34 (eighteen years ago)

nathalie OTM

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:37 (eighteen years ago)

What?

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 13:58 (eighteen years ago)

t**t is actually LATVIAN

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)

That bastard!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)

me

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

Ned has never even heard Loveless, Stephen Fry actually wrote that chapter in Marooned.

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:46 (eighteen years ago)

That seems completely plausible!

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

you still haven't all guessed who i used to post as...

― max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:48 (eighteen years ago)

calum waddell?

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)

i thought that was you

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:55 (eighteen years ago)

king boy pato is definitely british

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:56 (eighteen years ago)

otm

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

he knows too much.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

he's aussie! practically the same thing, then.

― roxymuzak, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:02 (eighteen years ago)

you still haven't all guessed don't give half a wing-beat of a flying fuck who i used to post as...

-- max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 14:48 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:03 (eighteen years ago)

why make that post then?

― max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:07 (eighteen years ago)

5/6 Nude Spock
6/4 Dog Latin
8/1 My eldest boy
12/1 George Carlin
20/1 Sid Waddell
150/1 The Lex
4/6 Fav. Some no-mark nobody remembers

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:15 (eighteen years ago)

a puppy is not a puppy and should be banned.

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:17 (eighteen years ago)

Has a puppy been promising to meet ILXors IRL and then not turning up?

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:19 (eighteen years ago)

max r = fatnick I reckon.

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

MAX R FATNICK

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)

NV, I hope max r is no spawn of yours, but IS yr boy around here? That would be roight funny.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:21 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is fatnick?

xpost My boy posted v.v. occasionally, mainly on ILG, but I might have to disown him if he turns out to be maxr.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

max r = mr snrub

― deej, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:22 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:23 (eighteen years ago)

8/1 My eldest boy

A++++++

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:24 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody, my eldest boy

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is fatnick?

I R asking science question!

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:27 (eighteen years ago)

Cl/-\ss o|= 01, D00dx0r!'#

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Yeah, I did a search for him. No wonder people look back so fondly on the Golden Age of ILX.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:23

you got it in one!

― max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

max r is Carmody, my eldest boy

-- That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:27 (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

^^^heard this in voice of Foghorn Leghorn

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:28 (eighteen years ago)

Who the fuck is fatnick?

This makes me feel like I've been here way too long.

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

bell labs

― Wrinklepaws, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:29 (eighteen years ago)

FatNick is the best guess yet actually.

― Matt DC, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

even i don't know who fatnick is. and i've been here four years, man and boy.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

I heard all of Carmody's posts in the voice of Foghorn Leghorn

NAHNTEEN SEVEN'EH FOAW IS CRUCIAL HERE

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:30 (eighteen years ago)

Surely to god Carmody must be older than me?

xpost yah me too thereabouts

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:31 (eighteen years ago)

Surely to god Carmody must be older than me?

xpost yah me too thereabouts

-- Noodle Vague, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 4:31 PM (13 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

ahahahaha. nooooooo. man like robin is about 25.

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

AH SAH BOY AH SAH BOY PETER PURVES WAS SYMPTOMATIC OF A WAHDER MAL-AHSE IN THE POLITICAL SPHERE, BOY

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Carmody's 27, I think. And yeah, I assumed he was around 45.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:32 (eighteen years ago)

Nominations for the bloodhound that he keeps battering with the 2x4 then?

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.plasticandplush.com/plasticandplush/images/quickdraw.jpg

rc and k-punk, yesterday

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

anyway, i'm off to write a 5000 word think piece on old regional tv station idents, "chirpy chirpy cheep cheep" (the moment we lost ourselves irrevocably, irreparably) and the SDP.

PEACE.

― max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

Stelfox xxp

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:34 (eighteen years ago)

hahaha steve

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe Emergency Lalla Ward 10.

Oh shit that's who max r is.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

in the red bag: some of t ewing's garbage

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:35 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, what does Robin C do for a living? I kinda assume it is some comedy job like milkman or courier.

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:36 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a £2500 male escort, "reliant robin"

― max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:37 (eighteen years ago)

"Kissing, anal, and explanations of how "Y Viva Espana" was the song that set liberalism back 25 years cost extra"

― Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:38 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, what does Robin C do for a living? I kinda assume it is some comedy job like milkman or courier.

-- Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:36 (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

yr sticking yr neck out a bit there?

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:42 (eighteen years ago)

my mum says he's just jealous.

― max r, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:43 (eighteen years ago)

your mum is a he?! (<- too ken c?)

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:44 (eighteen years ago)

If you even have to ask it's probably a bad sign

― That mong guy that's shit, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:45 (eighteen years ago)

there's no such thing

― Tracer Hand, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:51 (eighteen years ago)

What do you mean 'Fake' do you mean like a troll or something?

― Future_Perfect, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:56 (eighteen years ago)

^^^^^ B+

― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no unpleasant nu-ilx has got to me too oh no

― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:00 (eighteen years ago)

"Nu"???? it always gets this way once people realise ONCE AGAIN that this is THE INTERNET

― President Evil, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

President Evil

― gabbneb, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Fake?

― Matt, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

max r is not I R Fatnick, sorry

― DG, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

:(

― Pashmina, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:04 (eighteen years ago)

That money I've got on The Lex still safe then.

― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:10 (eighteen years ago)

Oh no unpleasant nu-ilx has got to me too oh no

-- Matt, Tuesday, October 16, 2007 5:00 PM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

^^^

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

t**t is actually LATVIAN
-- blueski

i AM?
Blimey!...

*wonders if his livonian double cover is a-gonna b-blown also*

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:48 (eighteen years ago)

Milli Vanilli

― Aimless, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:51 (eighteen years ago)

i'm a sexy blonde with giant breasts posing as an irritable antisocial nerd i just thought i'd clear that up

― Will M., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

yeh that is 'xactly wot's wrong with all you sexy blondes with giant breasts - you pretend to be so complicated, dammit!

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

me. at least 25% of the time when I'm posting I'm outside Baltimore.

― Alex in Baltimore, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)

okeh, but that only goes to show that you are outed, not that you're necessarily "fake"... innit?

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:08 (eighteen years ago)

but his name is actually steve.

― The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:09 (eighteen years ago)

which's his unfake first name, then? actually?

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 20:11 (eighteen years ago)

Tombot is implying that "a puppy" is fake.

― nabisco, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:25 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who had phone sex with the puppy is going to feel pretty silly.

― nabisco, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:26 (eighteen years ago)

:( we had so many plans

― DG, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:27 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who I haven't physically met.

― Pleasant Plains, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

Anyone who has sex with a puppy is going to feel pretty awesome.

fixed

― Will M., Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

I had phone sex with the puppy, but it was still good phone sex, so I don't really care.

― jaymc, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 21:58 (eighteen years ago)

ken c is fake

― Rubyredd, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

unlucky

― blueski, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

(teh ellipticisms on some of tihs thread do baffle one a bit)

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

t**t is fake, he is really Lithuanian.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

Labas vakaras, dude.

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:01 (eighteen years ago)

hey, Curt1s Stephens has never been as young as s/he claims s/he's been. now how fake's that, uh?

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

^^ not true, here is photo of me w/mom and dad to prove it:

http://www.rizwan.in/gallery2/main.php?g2_view=core.DownloadItem&g2_itemId=1544&g2_serialNumber=3

― Curt1s Stephens, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:27 (eighteen years ago)

Not good 'nuff. Must post picture of teatowel ya had aged six.

― t**t, Tuesday, 16 October 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)

king boy pato is definitely british

-- blueski, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 00:56 (9 hours ago) Bookmark Link

two mongrels have actually met mr pato (me being one of them). email me for gossip!!!

― electricsound, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

or, don't

― electricsound, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 00:20 (eighteen years ago)

guys i don't think adam schefter is actually adam schefter

― mookieproof, Wednesday, 17 October 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)


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