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From: "wiiiiiiiipsolute crip"

To: gareth@norfolkwindmills.com

Subject: hi gareth

Date: Tue, 5 Mar 2002 03:59:38 -0000

I would like to buy a windmill.

― gareth, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

You'd better appease him, he may be Dutch.

― Dan I., Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

maybe if you chuck in norfolk as well

― mark s, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

How much are the windmills Gareth?

― jel --, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Hi Gareth, I'd like a windmill too.

― AP, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Mike Hanle y's evil clone is loose!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I want one to tilt at. Make mine non-smoking, please.

― Momus, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got an email from the same person stating that we need to stay in better touch. Perhaps I would stay in touch with "wiiiiiiiipsolute crip" if I had a clue as to who heshe is.

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

perhaps you are in better touch than you know dan

― mark s, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

When Dan thinks about wiiiiipsolute crip, he touches himself.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Okay, if my johnson were to somehow gain indepence and start sending me coded, dirty emails, I'm sure it could come up with a better screen name than "wiiiiiiiipsolute crip".

― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I got an email the other day asking how to perform coathanger abortions.

― Ally, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

Ugh. I think Ally's takes the cake for most unsettling.

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

I just don't understand why people think I know things like that. Do I look like the sort of person who likes to shove sharp objects up there?

― Ally, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-four years ago)

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