best sex verb

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polling you bitches good and hard. sorry.

Poll Results

Option	Votes
fuck	12
shag	11
bone	7
sex	3
boink	2
bonk	2
bump (uglies)	1
hump	1
strump	1
tup (lol)	1
smash	1
hit	1
do	1
bang	1
nob	0
knock (boots)	0

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:22 (nineteen years ago)

No tap, no credibility.

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Best in which sense?

xpost trudat

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

left out 'screw' and 'nail'. i must hate DIY.

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:23 (nineteen years ago)

Out of those options, "bone" always makes me chuckle. Not as much as "bone-on" tho.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

Also left out "have", as in "I had a native woman".

― Matt #2, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:25 (nineteen years ago)

scrog, swive, ganch all missing :(

of those, shag. but there are so many more.

― Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:26 (nineteen years ago)

As an Englishman I have to go for shag or bonk, but I'm undecided. At least you left out boff.

― Matt #2, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:27 (nineteen years ago)

It's the thread that needed to be made love to

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

Bonk is a fucking horrific word.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

scrog, swive, ganch all missing

that's just some made up Hogwarts shit, drop it.

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:28 (nineteen years ago)

At least you left out boff.

DAMMIT, that one makes me laugh

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

smoking (ass)

― aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:29 (nineteen years ago)

Most of these words are basically anti-sexual.

― Noodle Vague, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:30 (nineteen years ago)

Sex as a verb makes me think of farmers examining chicken genitalia.

― Matt #2, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:31 (nineteen years ago)

pork

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

boink

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

my favorite will always be "do it" though

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:32 (nineteen years ago)

nail

― Matt #2, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:33 (nineteen years ago)

Oh yeah, where is pork? A fairly obvious one surely?

― aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

I hate hit and smash. I'm a lover, not a fighter.

― NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

root
ride

― Ed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:34 (nineteen years ago)

roger

― Ed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

boink is the lamest runt of the gang

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

Getting a leg-over.

― aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:35 (nineteen years ago)

boink is the lamest runt of the gang

Good word for clown sex though.

― NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:38 (nineteen years ago)

Shag is warm, comforting, fulfilling...

― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

I take it "poppage" is now over?

― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

scrog, swive, and dammit 'ganch' was in the penguin dictionary of curious and interesting words as a sex verb.

― Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:39 (nineteen years ago)

but nobody alive today uses them

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

goose

― Matt, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:40 (nineteen years ago)

you are backinthetent!

― Mark G, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:41 (nineteen years ago)

is 'dock' one?

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

I use them!

'dock' is gay sex

― Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:42 (nineteen years ago)

with PENISES IN ONE ANOTHER

― Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:44 (nineteen years ago)

open the pod bay doors

― latebloomer, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

overheard on bus yesterday
"ser diyer gerrinter'er or jist gerroffwi'er?"

― TTTTTTT, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:45 (nineteen years ago)

I take it "poppage" is now over?

This is for verbs.

Been using nail a lot recently so I have to go with that

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

I use them!

you died some time last year, i'm sorry.

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

(if it was there xpost)

― DJ Mencap, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:47 (nineteen years ago)

Dude I had a long chat with you in a pub not two months ago!

― Just got offed, Friday, 19 October 2007 10:53 (nineteen years ago)

shag. i love the sound of it.

― stevienixed, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:03 (nineteen years ago)

yeah, gotta agree with this:

Shag is warm, comforting, fulfilling...

-- Mark G, Friday, October 19, 2007 10:39 AM (24 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― latebloomer, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:04 (nineteen years ago)

'pump' is missing too...

― Jack Battery-Pack, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:10 (nineteen years ago)

Ew, that's so barfporntastic.

― stevienixed, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:11 (nineteen years ago)

BOINK

― CharlieNo4, Friday, 19 October 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

"Pump" is possibly the worst word in the world.

― Tracer Hand, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

I like "to fuck".

― Pete, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:10 (nineteen years ago)

"poke" as in "I've got a great poke for Jet Set Willy".

― snoball, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:11 (nineteen years ago)

pwn

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

I sort of like 'service', but it does make you sound like you're some sort of clam mechanic.

― NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

i thought service = blowjob

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

Depends which garage you go to, I guess.

― NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

"see to"

― Matt, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

mine was dwik fit

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:23 (nineteen years ago)

Ah, they're normally cool with credit cards at mine.

― NickB, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:25 (nineteen years ago)

RUTTING

― blueski, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/2/2e/Rutles_smaller.jpg/220px-Rutles_smaller.jpg

― snoball, Friday, 19 October 2007 12:55 (nineteen years ago)

I gotta go for "shag" too, it sounds sorta cozy, and not like a porn word.

― Tuomas, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:25 (nineteen years ago)

Face down, ass up, that's the way we like to fuck.

― aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:35 (nineteen years ago)

bitch down, periscope up

― ken c, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:45 (nineteen years ago)

http://carcino.gen.nz/images/image.phpi/2207700a/pork.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

http://content.funnyhumor.com/pictures/porklove.jpg

― elmo argonaut, Friday, 19 October 2007 14:48 (nineteen years ago)

i am trying to start "tip over"

― gff, Friday, 19 October 2007 15:29 (nineteen years ago)

get your bone on

― mh, Friday, 19 October 2007 15:32 (nineteen years ago)

doesn't anyone ball anymore?

― chicago kevin, Friday, 19 October 2007 15:34 (nineteen years ago)

I like the rather disgusting and possibly mildly sexist "fill"

― Will M., Friday, 19 October 2007 15:57 (nineteen years ago)

strump

― Curt1s Stephens, Friday, 19 October 2007 17:53 (nineteen years ago)

pork

-- Tracer Hand, Friday, October 19, 2007 5:32 AM (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

― gbx, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

also "hump" always makes me laugh, in precisely the same way that "hand-job" does

― gbx, Friday, 19 October 2007 19:02 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

"bump"

― dan m, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

beat [the pussy up]

― milo z, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:03 (nineteen years ago)

use

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:19 (nineteen years ago)

for some people here it's strictly fap fap fap

― warmsherry, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:39 (nineteen years ago)

especially when it's hen fap

― Heave Ho, Saturday, 20 October 2007 23:46 (nineteen years ago)

"see to"

-- Matt, Friday, October 19, 2007 1:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

― warmsherry, Sunday, 21 October 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

as in : "give her a good seeing to"

― warmsherry, Sunday, 21 October 2007 00:26 (nineteen years ago)

I like "mess up".

"I'm going to fucking mess you up tonight".

― JimD, Sunday, 21 October 2007 02:36 (nineteen years ago)

my girlfriend and i were once discussing the hotness of her roommate. she asked me:

"if it was an option, would you be interested in her?"

"hell yes. i'd hit it sideways!"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2007 02:47 (nineteen years ago)

no PLOW?

id plow some shit right now

― the sir weeze, Sunday, 21 October 2007 05:49 (nineteen years ago)

needs more 'root' as ed points out

― electricsound, Sunday, 21 October 2007 08:21 (nineteen years ago)

"slip her a portion"

― DavidM, Sunday, 21 October 2007 09:49 (nineteen years ago)

hiding the sausage

― Heave Ho, Sunday, 21 October 2007 12:14 (nineteen years ago)

know in the biblical sense

― tipsy mothra, Sunday, 21 October 2007 19:49 (nineteen years ago)

fornicate
rock 'n' roll
get busy in a burger king bathroom

― tipsy mothra, Sunday, 21 October 2007 19:52 (nineteen years ago)

"slarve" for a bj is pretty good

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 21 October 2007 20:06 (nineteen years ago)

Beast w/ two backs

― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Sunday, 21 October 2007 20:16 (nineteen years ago)

squire

― Just got offed, Sunday, 21 October 2007 20:18 (nineteen years ago)

"mention"

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 21 October 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

wait, sorry i was asleep there for a second

― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 21 October 2007 20:24 (nineteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Sunday, 21 October 2007 23:01 (nineteen years ago)

ach, probably fair.

― Just got offed, Sunday, 21 October 2007 23:02 (nineteen years ago)

travesty

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 21 October 2007 23:07 (nineteen years ago)

i've never heard anyone use the term smash.

― stevienixed, Sunday, 21 October 2007 23:10 (nineteen years ago)

btw guys someone just suggested to me that "slarve" sounds like a verb for ladling gravy.

"can you slarve my potatoes, baby?"

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:28 (nineteen years ago)

^^^i will go out and use that line right now*

*not necessarily

― Just got offed, Monday, 22 October 2007 20:30 (nineteen years ago)

fiddle
diddle

― Heave Ho, Thursday, 25 October 2007 04:40 (nineteen years ago)

You bunch of rockists.

― Matt DC, Thursday, 25 October 2007 08:13 (nineteen years ago)

"sex"

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 10:24 (nineteen years ago)

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