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1. A list of sorts

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

2. Failed memes

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:36 (nineteen years ago)

3. ^ban

― Mark C, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

^^^ < these

― aldo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:37 (nineteen years ago)

4. References to shit that only the English posters will "get"

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

QUIS BANNIET IPSOS BANNES?

― Mark C, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:38 (nineteen years ago)

5. King Boy Pato's wide selection of "Dom is a fat reactionary chubby-fucker" jokes

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

(lol "wide")

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:39 (nineteen years ago)

6. http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Field/7411/sig_newjack.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

LBZC post about scarves or chubby girls. (haha, one turned up here already)

― aldo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

^also suicidal girls

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:40 (nineteen years ago)

7. Louis Jagger

― aldo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:41 (nineteen years ago)

7. Louis Jagger getting into the spirit of things

haha xp

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

8. Some lyrics

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:42 (nineteen years ago)

9. A post that had to be made

― NickB, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

10. Not "semi-covertly", but under my own name. I often post on Guardian blogs. What's so weird about joining in a discussion we are encouraging? Intrigued to know we have a "hardon" for things rightwing as well. Hadn't noticed myself, but there you go. What would I know? Good to see you're as rational as ever, Dom, and not at all embittered about anything.

-- ithappens, Friday, 19 October 2007 13:41 (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:43 (nineteen years ago)

7b Louis Jagger having feelings he doesn't quite understand about thread starter

― Mark C, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:44 (nineteen years ago)

11. Something C&P'd from another thread.

― aldo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:49 (nineteen years ago)

12. The inspiration to revive a pile of threads by a given poster on a Friday.

― aldo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 11:50 (nineteen years ago)

13. Reference to indie band whose fame has peaked

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:00 (nineteen years ago)

I am completely out of my depth here

-- That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 13 September 2007 11:11 (1 month ago) Link

― Just got offed, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:09 (nineteen years ago)

14. RIP big man, heaven needed a shit meme

― onimo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:15 (nineteen years ago)

15. Haterz

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:18 (nineteen years ago)

16. In years to come, lots of red x image links.

― aldo, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:20 (nineteen years ago)

17. thinly veiled misogyny

― ^@^, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:29 (nineteen years ago)

18. Matt DC Contempt

― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:30 (nineteen years ago)

19. Matt DC and/or Pashmina:

http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i181/massaman65/blakey.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:32 (nineteen years ago)

20. social skills

― ken c, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:39 (nineteen years ago)

21. Lack of social skills

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:41 (nineteen years ago)

22. "Throw-away" anecdote about a recent trip down the betting shop

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

23. YOU CAN BE DENZEL'S FRIEND

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:43 (nineteen years ago)

24. Paul Heaton

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:44 (nineteen years ago)

25. References to 1970s British TV shows

26. Condemnation of Robin Carmody's references to 1970s British TV shows

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:46 (nineteen years ago)

27. Jealousy aimed in the general direction of Eddie Argos

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:47 (nineteen years ago)

28. Scarfes

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:48 (nineteen years ago)

29. King Boy Pato's "lol freelancing for the guardian for two weeks lol" jokes

30. King Boy Pato's "lol bizzare magazine lol" jokes

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:49 (nineteen years ago)

31. King Boy Pato bringing content

― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:50 (nineteen years ago)

32. unflattering comparison of a female celebrity to a male celebrity, animal, or cartoon character

― Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 25 October 2007 12:56 (nineteen years ago)

33. "lol indie"

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:07 (nineteen years ago)

34. Use of embarrassing acronym to describe loose group of bored British office workers

― That mong guy that's shit, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:08 (nineteen years ago)

35. Use of acronyms, tropes etc. from elsewhere on the internet

36. qft

― Mark C, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:24 (nineteen years ago)

37. Buttons pushed

― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 25 October 2007 13:28 (nineteen years ago)

38. Fairly shite European footballers circa mid-late 90's

― Just got offed, Thursday, 25 October 2007 14:23 (nineteen years ago)

39. surplus love of 'talian fussball as well and also, too.

― t**t, Thursday, 25 October 2007 17:56 (nineteen years ago)

40. http://myspace-250.vo.llnwd.net/00855/05/24/855454250_l.jpg

― and what, Thursday, 25 October 2007 18:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.vivi.com/images/ko.gifhttp://www.vivi.com/images/ko.gifhttp://www.vivi.com/images/ko.gif

― s. morris, Thursday, 25 October 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

oh, damn you WeBL...

VIEW THE SOURCE DOM.

― s. morris, Thursday, 25 October 2007 18:27 (nineteen years ago)

41. Happy birthday Dom!
-- The Lex (The Lex), Tuesday, 2 November 2004 13:58

― gershy, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:30 (nineteen years ago)

four weeks pass...

http://lifeandhealth.guardian.co.uk/experts/alexispetridis/story/0,,2214804,00.html

― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 24 November 2007 10:21 (eighteen years ago)

The doubled-over-and-looped-through technique is no longer an option unless you are a French exchange student.

^^^4-5-1

― Dom Passantino, Saturday, 24 November 2007 10:35 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

42. Debate on contemporary British comedy

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 09:58 (eighteen years ago)

I found a thread on Australian comedy on Cook'd and Bomd'd last night. Fucking dreadful it was,

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 11 January 2008 10:42 (eighteen years ago)

Is Full Frontal still on?

― Dom Passantino, Friday, 11 January 2008 10:44 (eighteen years ago)

Er, no.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

And I was certainly not prepared for that question.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:20 (eighteen years ago)

We span it off into something called Totally Full Frontal for some reason. That didn't last either.

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:22 (eighteen years ago)

That was part of Network Ten's awesome strategy in the 1990s when they'd take Seven's off-cuts and...well, fill in local quota hours, I guess.

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:32 (eighteen years ago)

Thankfully we live in enlightened times and this role is now humbly done by "The Wedge".

― King Boy Pato, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:37 (eighteen years ago)

That was part of Network Ten's awesome strategy in the 1990s when they'd take Seven's off-cuts and...well, fill in local quota hours, I guess.

-- King Boy Pato, Friday, 11 January 2008 22:32 (10 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

I did a radio show from Wandin Valley, FACT.

― Autumn Almanac, Friday, 11 January 2008 11:43 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://chilled.cream.org/boards/index.php?topic=17984

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:55 (eighteen years ago)

I hope none of Tori Amos' friends or family are regular members here. I almost feel like making a 'Tori Amos is still alive just like she was last week' topic just in case.

― banriquit, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

"I highly doubt Charlie Brooker has ever even _considered_ the effects that a shift to a 15:7 ratio would have on a DVD reissue of Butterflies" 237 posts, last post 2:37am by Tori Amos's Cousin

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

he was one of those guys who wore t-shirts saying things like 'I Fuck Nuns'

― StanM, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

dom still wears one of those

― banriquit, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:05 (eighteen years ago)

I have never worn an "I Fuck Nuns" t-shirt, and being a left-footer I find that offensive.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:06 (eighteen years ago)

Tags: "dom passantino's fetish corner" lololo

You post to cook'd & bombed? Have you gone fucking insane or something?

― Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:15 (eighteen years ago)

No I don't.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.educationalbookstores.com/files/products/101S.gif

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:19 (eighteen years ago)

chand

I used to post on a forum with him and we spoke on MSN a couple of times, and he sent me a draft of his book to read.

??

― J0rdan S., Monday, 31 March 2008 09:22 (eighteen years ago)

How come they've put your name on the bottom of the thread, then?

― Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

INFAMY!

― Pashmina, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:23 (eighteen years ago)

I never wrote a book, I think I know who that guy is, we used to post on the same forum back in... 1999.

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

http://web.archive.org/web/20000608054331/thebsh.com/intro.htm

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:25 (eighteen years ago)

How come they've put your name on the bottom of the thread, then?

-- Pashmina, Monday, March 31, 2008 9:23 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

"In this industry, my name ring bells like 'Whose celly is that?'"

― Dom Passantino, Monday, 31 March 2008 09:26 (eighteen years ago)

two months pass...

http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/6/4/yahhhtrickya128570569041160251.jpg

― Dom Passantino, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 12:42 (eighteen years ago)

43. good revivals

― ken c, Wednesday, 4 June 2008 12:59 (eighteen years ago)

three weeks pass...

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=528700442#/group.php?gid=6948500756

― The stickman from the hilarious "xkcd" comics, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 14:58 (eighteen years ago)

"Sadly he'll be the next Alexis Petridis"

― slecked, Tuesday, 1 July 2008 19:47 (eighteen years ago)

five months pass...

http://manolomen.com/images/flasher%20tie.jpg

― Tracy Michael Jordan Catalano (Jordan), Friday, 19 December 2008 21:02 (seventeen years ago)

two months pass...

more like--in every passantino thread, never

― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Thursday, 5 March 2009 17:16 (seventeen years ago)

http://i36.tinypic.com/20ze2xl.jpg

― pasantino R.I.P. - pour out a 40 of boss hogg (and what), Thursday, 5 March 2009 17:34 (seventeen years ago)

one year passes...

the better thread is in the ITR but anyway

http://tigerbeatdown.com/2010/09/06/our-post-sexist-society-or-feminists-always-make-a-big-deal-out-of-nothing-part-134450009/

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 11:54 (sixteen years ago)

OTM but written in such a "I'm not butthurt about this, really" way that it cancels itself out.

Also, I've been making jokes about Dom getting the arse from The Guardian for YEARS now.

― gr8080 State (King Boy Pato), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:01 (sixteen years ago)

'shots fired', i believe is the correct expression

― i am legernd (history mayne), Tuesday, September 7, 2010 12:58 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark

― i am legernd (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:02 (sixteen years ago)

his beef w/david quantick is v funny

― former moderator, please give generously (DG), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:10 (sixteen years ago)

A lot of the zings seem to centre on his writing a blog that he doesn't actually write

― great British wasteman = u (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:15 (sixteen years ago)

Dom's cleaned up well for that first photo.

these "I Don't Care If You Wouldn't" people sure enjoy their misogyny.

― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:18 (sixteen years ago)

Most of that blog is fucking horrible which just makes DP shine all the more brightly

― Hongro Horace (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:19 (sixteen years ago)

having just found out recently about tigerbeatdown from ILX's very own feminism thread and vaguely thought "oh, maybe I should read that" and then not done so, this is a fascinating bit of world collision

― vampire headphase (a passing spacecadet), Tuesday, 7 September 2010 12:21 (sixteen years ago)

two years pass...

IDIYW = all time classic fwiw

― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Wednesday, 26 June 2013 12:19 (thirteen years ago)


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