CHEESY, SALTY, CRUNCHY, AWESOME

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Poll Results

Option	Votes
CHEEZ-ITS	47
GOLDFISH	37

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 01:58 (nineteen years ago)

goldfish by a hundred billion light yrs

― impudent harlot, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:01 (nineteen years ago)

ya i only fuck with the 'fish.

― s1ocki, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:11 (nineteen years ago)

i love both too much.

cheez-its + peanut butter = awesome

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:13 (nineteen years ago)

Ritz crackers with actual cheese, you savages.

Any kind of crackers with actual cheese, really.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:18 (nineteen years ago)

THANKS FOR SHARING BUT THIS POLL IS FOR CHEESE CRACKERS.

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:20 (nineteen years ago)

I'm only a cracker on my father's side. My mom is Jewish.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:27 (nineteen years ago)

Cheez-Its by a mile. Greatest processed mass-produced snack ever.

― Euler, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:49 (nineteen years ago)

i used to be a goldfish guy, but cheez its are just... cheesier.

― max, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:54 (nineteen years ago)

but the best thing about either cracker is putting like 16 of them in your mouth and making a huge cheesy mush

― max, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:55 (nineteen years ago)

i was just gonna post that grater/vag horror jpeg here, but thought better of it

― gershy, Friday, 26 October 2007 02:59 (nineteen years ago)

cheez its
also cheese nips
and fuck it yeah goldfish too

― jergïns, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:07 (nineteen years ago)

http://countrystore.tabasco.com/images/template/cheeseits_res_small.gif
^^^

― Jordan, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:29 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.happyatheistforum.com/search.php?search_author=Cheezits+of+Nazareth

― daria-g, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:35 (nineteen years ago)

White Cheddar Cheez-Itz are one of the greatest foods ever invented!

― nickn, Friday, 26 October 2007 03:57 (nineteen years ago)

IT'S GOLDFISH, BITCH

― The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

(shoutout to Better Cheddars)

― The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:20 (nineteen years ago)

no don't

― bernard snowy, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:32 (nineteen years ago)

ORIG GOLDFISH!!! eff cheddar

― 69, Friday, 26 October 2007 04:43 (nineteen years ago)

cheez-it's and cheese nips are best! esp the cheese/msg-dusted kind!

― tehresa, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:18 (nineteen years ago)

WHO LOVES BACON FLAVORED CRACKERS

― chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

I LOVE BUGLES TOO

― chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:21 (nineteen years ago)

yes

― jergïns, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:22 (nineteen years ago)

CHICKEN IN A BISQUIT

― The Reverend, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

yah those are awes with tapatio

― chaki, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:24 (nineteen years ago)

hi tehresa!

― max, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

cheez-its because they are saltier.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 October 2007 05:25 (nineteen years ago)

hi max dere! when do you come back to ny for visits?

― tehresa, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:26 (nineteen years ago)

december! start planning!

― max, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:32 (nineteen years ago)

oh man so far away! e-mail me dates! p.s. hint: my bday is in december :D

― tehresa, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:33 (nineteen years ago)

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

GROSS FOOD vs. GROSS FOOD

― Tape Store, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:34 (nineteen years ago)

someone get tape store some zucchini.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 October 2007 05:37 (nineteen years ago)

both good, but cheez-its stronger flavor

― roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:45 (nineteen years ago)

goldfish in tomato soup :) :) :)

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:46 (nineteen years ago)

trill

― roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:47 (nineteen years ago)

Am I reading the poll closing date correctly? October of 2008 seems a little distant.

Still, it is good to have time to make a considered decision.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:50 (nineteen years ago)

haha this is the second time ive done that this month.

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:54 (nineteen years ago)

You're living in the future, man.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 05:59 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.mjyoung.net/imgsrc/doc.jpg

― gr8080, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:02 (nineteen years ago)

Not really how I pictured you!

Nice car, though. ;)

― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:03 (nineteen years ago)

Okay, I voted, just in case I get killed or something before the balloting is over.

I had to go with the goldfish crackers; not just for myself, but for the children. (My children prefer the goldfish crackers to the Cheez-Its.)

― Sara R-C, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:05 (nineteen years ago)

http://www.roxysdaycaresupplies.com/catalog/images/407031.jpg

― Mackro Mackro, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:31 (nineteen years ago)

cute!

― roxymuzak, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:34 (nineteen years ago)

this is impossible, like immovable rock vs. omnipotent god, but with cheesy goodness.

I ABSTAIN, SIR.

― John Justen, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:40 (nineteen years ago)

also max otm re:16 in teh moth awesomes.
tape store = no longer to be trusted.

― John Justen, Friday, 26 October 2007 06:41 (nineteen years ago)

holy shit mackro mackro so otm it hurts.

― J0rdan S., Friday, 26 October 2007 06:49 (nineteen years ago)

Cheez-Its have a stronger flavor, and the hollow part of Goldfish detracts from the experience, I feel, so I prefer Cheez-Its.

― Dan I., Friday, 26 October 2007 07:00 (nineteen years ago)

goldfish are for toddlers, cheez-its are for the more refined adult palate.

― n/a, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:21 (nineteen years ago)

goldfish are superior bar snacks

― get bent, Friday, 26 October 2007 12:22 (nineteen years ago)

I don't like these crackers and/or fishies. I know, there's something wrong with me.

― nickalicious, Friday, 26 October 2007 14:52 (nineteen years ago)

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― System, Thursday, 30 October 2008 00:01 (seventeen years ago)

two years pass...

I find it fitting that Nabisco came to drop science on this in the poll's last hours

― The Dunkster (absolutely clean glasses), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:39 (fifteen years ago)

five months pass...

killing a box of cheez its atm

― ⚓ (gr8080), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:31 (fifteen years ago)

i can't keep those things in the gd house

― call all destroyer, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:35 (fifteen years ago)

have eaten so many cheez-its in my life

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

for a while there last year walgreens was running a "two boxes for $5" deal and it was like "i should just develop a heroin habit"

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:39 (fifteen years ago)

yeah i just had to stop buying these. still gaze at them longingly in the supermarket.

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

and by "these" i mean cheez-its, obv

― horseshoe, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:44 (fifteen years ago)

i've really been loving whole grain cheddar goldfish

there's a very slight sweetness to them that i really like

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:53 (fifteen years ago)

i am so glad this thread exists

ILE was starting to depress me

― geeta, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:56 (fifteen years ago)

i grew up on Goldfish- they were the snacks the parents would put out when company was coming over

― brownie, Tuesday, 4 October 2011 23:59 (fifteen years ago)

I can handle twice my bodyweight in salt, but cheez-its never did it for me

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:00 (fifteen years ago)

could probably go through an equivalent amount of cheetos though

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:01 (fifteen years ago)

weird thing is that objectively cheez-its kinda taste terrible in large amounts but damned if i can stop myself once the seal on the box has been cracked

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

you know what, goldfish never did it for me either. come to think of it, this thread probably just isn't for me. DAYO OUT.

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:02 (fifteen years ago)

goldfish had a certain delicateness (sic) to them that appealed to me

also salt cheese and lard

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:04 (fifteen years ago)

Yeah, what? You're nuts.

I won't turn down goldfish but Cheez-its are a million times better.

― Juggy Brottleteen (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:05 (fifteen years ago)

i sip chardonnay and pop an occasional goldfish to while away the hours

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:08 (fifteen years ago)

^^ the song marvin & chardonnay could have been

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:10 (fifteen years ago)

always kinda preferred pretzel goldfish tbh

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:11 (fifteen years ago)

pretzeled goldfish! the dickens you say

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:14 (fifteen years ago)

pizza goldfish

― markers, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:15 (fifteen years ago)

this is depressing

http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Images/Products/prdLarge_120280.jpg

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:17 (fifteen years ago)

goldfish with a lot of secrets

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

what is wrong with his eyebrow

― call all destroyer, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:18 (fifteen years ago)

too much cheddar imo

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:19 (fifteen years ago)

cheddar brow

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:20 (fifteen years ago)

'flavor blasted'?! why does snack marketing have to be so violent

― geeta, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:22 (fifteen years ago)

flavor...assassinated

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:23 (fifteen years ago)

costco giant milk cartons of goldfish during highschool kinda put me off cheese-flavoured snack crackers for life, so far :/
i will eat Cheezies forever tho!

― obliquity of the ecliptic (rrrobyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:24 (fifteen years ago)

xtreme drone blasted cheddar crackers

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:25 (fifteen years ago)

those flavor blasted ones are terrible

one of the best things about goldfish is that they didn't have any nasty powder on them, but the flavor blasters are heavy on the powder

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:26 (fifteen years ago)

for a while there last year walgreens was running a "two boxes for $5" deal and it was like "i should just develop a heroin habit"

after a while the heroin habit was cheaper tbh

― Anakin Ska Walker (AKA Skarth Vader) (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:27 (fifteen years ago)

turning cheddar into powder

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:31 (fifteen years ago)

sometimes... i just don't know

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:32 (fifteen years ago)

for a while there last year walgreens was running a "two boxes for $5" deal and it was like "i should just develop a heroin habit"

― strongo hulkington's ghost dad, Tuesday, October 4, 2011 1:39 PM (59 minutes ago)

i have in this dark place before.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:41 (fifteen years ago)

pepperidge farms so much to answer for

http://www.pepperidgefarm.com/Images/Products/prdLarge_120274.jpg

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

question, over what other snacks are you guys choosing goldfish and cheeze its

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:43 (fifteen years ago)

been in* this dark place

xposts to myself

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

answer: all of them

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

cheddar based? idk

xxpost

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:44 (fifteen years ago)

if the question is shit that i can open a package and immediately stuff in my mouth then pretty sure there's not much i'd pick over these two.

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:48 (fifteen years ago)

man... we are far apart on the snack question then, gr80 my man

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:50 (fifteen years ago)

dayo, you have some terrible opinions!

― yung huma (J0rdan S.), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:54 (fifteen years ago)

all snack poll? has this been done before on ilx

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:55 (fifteen years ago)

i mean it has to have, but i've averted my eyes for too long

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

i mean at the age of 31 i would probably pick hummus & pita or maybe some brie and water crackers over processed cheese snack crackers, but like i said if the criteria is package-to-mouth i cant think of anything else i'd rather snack on

xposts well this thread is almost 4 years old

― ⚓ (gr8080), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:56 (fifteen years ago)

I dunno if a cheese-based snacks poll was done

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:57 (fifteen years ago)

I sometimes forget that Herr's is a midatlantic coast thing, ya'll can be forgiven for not having experienced the best potato chips in the states

― （╯°□°）╯︵ mode squad） (dayo), Wednesday, 5 October 2011 00:58 (fifteen years ago)

it's on

― brownie, Wednesday, 5 October 2011 01:01 (fifteen years ago)

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