This is the thread about unintentionally having the wrong record playing while doing it. Some examples from real life:
1) Any record where a child suddenly begins to sing (like this jazz LP which ends with a song sung by the composer's 8-year old daughter).
2) Any song with an uptempo cheesy playground synth melody (example: OMD's "Enola Gay").
3) Any electronic tune with a grinding machine beat (unless you like robot sex).
Some more examples?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)
Mr. Bungle
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)
Even "Girls of Porn"?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:03 (eighteen years ago)
I'd imagine that would be even MORE off-putting!
― Just got offed, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:05 (eighteen years ago)
The White Album. As track 3 kicks in, you realise you picked the wrong minidisc.
― The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:30 (eighteen years ago)
Any electronic tune with a grinding machine beat (unless you like robot sex)
This seems really wrong. What is a "machine beat"? Are you going all Geir on us?
― Mark C, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:53 (eighteen years ago)
what's wrong with that?
― ken c, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:58 (eighteen years ago)
Tuomas prefers them younger when sexing.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 10:59 (eighteen years ago)
e.g. babies
― ken c, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:01 (eighteen years ago)
Er, I wasn't criticizing the music rather than saying it might inappropriate for sex. In my experience certain beats can make you feel like you're fucking to the rhythm of a machine.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:03 (eighteen years ago)
http://cdn.last.fm/coverart/300x300/1423705.jpg
― The Wayward Johnny B, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)
i always fuck to the rhythm of a machine
girls take note.
― ken c, Tuesday, 30 October 2007 11:10 (eighteen years ago)