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The encyclopaedia of playground insults on the internet.

Makes you think that they really weren't the best days of your life, at all.

― sos, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Chief" was a major insult at my high school. No idea why.

― jel --, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

gaymo
Insult currently in use amongst 5-6 year olds. They simply like the sound of it, and are probably not even aware that it is a highly sophisticated conjunction of the words 'gay' and 'Flymo'.
thats my favorite word i think.

― chaki, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Oh, that's class. I really like that, cos I like to call people "chief" or alternately "cowboy". That's fantastic.

My school was pretty typical, all calling people "gaywads" and similar nonsensical things. I never understood it much.

― Ally, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

One of my best friends in college is called "chief". That's not his name but everyone calls him that. Don't know why, it suits though.

― Ronan, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'Shribble' was often used, as in "Daaaaaamn... you just been shribbled". How this river in Narnia got transformed into a slur is beyond me.

― Andy K, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"Farmer" was the insult of choice at my small town Connecticut grammar school. Or just plain "mo".

― Arthur, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

"wes"

as in "wes ya mates?"

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

my little brother goes "eww, you weiner".

― di, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

What about this fellow eh? (For those old enough to be ashamed)

― DG, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

How original.

Now kids can look up any insults they forget to use the day before.

I remember these "classics"...(usually since they were tossed at yours truly):

"granny"

"four-eyes"

"cripple"

(dry tone) Kids in the 80's needed to feel superior, what to say;>? I'm almost teary-eyed for those days; now, those same kids would prefer to shoot you....

― Nichole Graham, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i still use "sass" that i picked up in my high school years which is a verb kind of meaning "hassle" but people round here don't seem to understand.
i remember "digger(s)" was really popular for the 14 year old boys to go round yelling at/about people - diggers were sideburns, which were apparently really uncool at the time (1990, south island new zealand).

― elizabeth anne marjorie, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

'sass' reminds me of homer simpson.

"don't jive me, turkey". see, you gotta sass it!

― petra jane, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

A turkey is a bad person

― electric sound of jim, Tuesday, 5 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

The kids that went to my elementary school weren't all that creative-- they used to call me "Ashley Ashtray".

― Ashley Andel, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

thats gaymo

― chaki, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

that site is soooo last year :-p

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Gaylord at primary school.

then batty boy, batty rider, battrice (?), Judas, Butters Biach (for girls).

It should be noted that I went to public school and not a tottenham comp.

― Ed, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

Ohh, we were pretty creative.

Tard, queerbait (generally delivered in high-pitched squeal), schlut, whore (my favourite insult from illiterates in junior high was to be sent a note saying YOU ARE A HOAR), buttfuck, Camaro Girl, JAP (jewish american princess), FTPS (future teen pregnancy stat), poser (weekend punk or new wave valley girl), penis breath (thank you, ET).

But the worst thing someone could do was to say 'bummafuhya, HUH?' with a 'nyah!' emphasis on last syllable.

― suzy, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

i remember i found the entry on fid/flid illuminating. i had no idea. i now hate children.

― Alan Trewartha, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

ahh, it still amuses me to see Indian restaurants called "gaylord". that's the only playground insult i can remember.

― katie, Wednesday, 6 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

For some reason 'Dave' and 'Bowler' were insults at my school. 'You Dave Bowler' was really quite nasty. Dave Bowler was our special name for the caretaker. Dunno what his real name was. It was't Bowler though. Children are weird.

― alxi, Thursday, 7 March 2002 01:00 (twenty-three years ago)

two years pass...

While I was making coffee upstairs the phrase [meaning 'get lost you miscreant'] "go piss up a fuck stick" popped in to my head. Made me smile for the first time today. :)

― hmmm (hmmm), Wednesday, 17 March 2004 14:16 (twenty-one years ago)

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