good on her!
― czn, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:31 (seventeen years ago)
For beating up on Pauly Wauly Paul Paul!
― Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:34 (seventeen years ago)
"serious death threats from an underground movement"
― czn, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:35 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.eastriding.gov.uk/sewerby/kids/images/mole_large.jpg
― Tom D., Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:37 (seventeen years ago)
Needs Heather v Di vs Kate McCann poll
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago)
She should start a website. A lot of people who get serious death threats from persons unknown seem to have websites.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:39 (seventeen years ago)
www.fluxblog.org
― Dom Passantino, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago)
Well played Sir.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago)
I'd hit it.
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:46 (seventeen years ago)
said Sir Paul.
― Noodle Vague, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:48 (seventeen years ago)
Sir Paul asked whether after the strain of the divorce he'd go down on one knee again. "Don't be disgusting. And her name's Heather."
― aldo, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:56 (seventeen years ago)
Genius!
― paulhw, Thursday, 1 November 2007 13:57 (seventeen years ago)
She's hopping mad...
etc.
― PhilK, Thursday, 1 November 2007 14:01 (seventeen years ago)
she wants up to drink rats' milk. Rats' milk!
― Grandpont Genie, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:16 (seventeen years ago)
"I don't get it. People likes da rats but dey don't like to drink da rats milk?"
― Upt0eleven, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 15:48 (seventeen years ago)
What the hell could Sir Paul's secrets be if they're worth paying her this much to keep quiet?
― StanM, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:56 (seventeen years ago)
That's a very interesting question and one I'd love to know the answer to. Probably never will, though.
― nate woolls, Monday, 18 February 2008 11:57 (seventeen years ago)
he likes stump in his butt
― electricsound, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:05 (seventeen years ago)
He lied about being the brother of the guy from Scaffold.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:07 (seventeen years ago)
the frogs wrote We All Stand Together.
― Grandpont Genie, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:13 (seventeen years ago)
He never met John Lennon
― Mark G, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:15 (seventeen years ago)
"The settlement, which includes an agreement forbidding her from ever discussing why the marriage failed"
only electricsound's answer would be grounds for a divorce. But even so, would it be such a big deal if people found out something like that?
― StanM, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:20 (seventeen years ago)
If it's something illegal (he's on heroin! likes kiddie porn! killed a man!) : she didn't tell the police as soon as she found out, so she's an accessory to (x) and shouldn't get any money.
If it's something embarrassing: so what? Nothing's worth THAT much money.
― StanM, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:26 (seventeen years ago)
you can't be an accessory to heroin addiction. i don't think.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:27 (seventeen years ago)
You could drive someone to it though.
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:31 (seventeen years ago)
I have to say I Love Her she seems completely bonkers and oblivious to the real world. I wish i could live like that.
"What the hell could Sir Paul's secrets be if they're worth paying her this much to keep quiet?"
William Campbell...
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:32 (seventeen years ago)
I think the big Macca secret is that his perfect marriage to the late Linda was a sham and he's a sociopathic miser. None of which is really a secret, he just doesn't want it confirmed.
― Matt #2, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:34 (seventeen years ago)
HE REALLY IS DEAD
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:37 (seventeen years ago)
Her sister has had ENOUGH and makes the 'enough' word throb in pain and anguish...
― Ned Trifle II, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:38 (seventeen years ago)
I just assumed he was a wife-beater.
― Matt DC, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
white on red, they mean business alright
― DG, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
smokes pot, likes to shout "john!" in bed
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)
continue, continue, continue - but no way to leave, this is like being heatherrolled
― StanM, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:41 (seventeen years ago)
how much did she get?
― darraghmac, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:44 (seventeen years ago)
-- Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:37 (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
NICK WINS
Like Matt, I assumed he knocked her about. In fact, I thought I'd read that somewhere?
― Pashmina, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:47 (seventeen years ago)
I think he hid her leg once.
― nate woolls, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:49 (seventeen years ago)
let's be fair, wouldn't we all?
― Frogman Henry, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:50 (seventeen years ago)
It should be fun, watching her struggle to keep quiet until she explodes one day. She's like the kid in every school who can be sent over the edge with a few choice words, with results both crazy and hilarious.
(IIRC, that was called 'a haemo' - what was that short for then? Maybe kids call it a 'Le Saux' now)
― Ismael Klata, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)
they had an actual arse-kicking contest.
― darraghmac, Monday, 18 February 2008 12:52 (seventeen years ago)
Yeah, she seems like someone who is pathologically incapable of keeping her mouth shut even if it is in her best interest to do so.
― Nicole, Monday, 18 February 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)
on the bright side for Macca, he will still have 770 million pounds after he has paid her.
― J0hn D., Monday, 18 February 2008 14:31 (seventeen years ago)
they haven't reached a settlement and the judge will do it solomon-style.
Cash, however, is not thought to be the principal sticking point. Mills is reportedly eager to avoid a gagging clause, which would prevent her writing a book about her marriage — something her former husband emphatically does not want.
she could always do it via a chatroom proxy.
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 18 February 2008 15:55 (seventeen years ago)
Maybe she'll tell the story about the Xmas dinner with Lenny Henry and Dawn French where Heather pissed off Dawn French so much that, upon being asked what Lenny had got her for Xmas, Dawn replied "a ladyshave. Did Paul get you a lathe?"
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:18 (seventeen years ago)
He Left The Toilet Seat Up (and other stories I CAN tell you)
by Heather Mills
― StanM, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:27 (seventeen years ago)
"John beat Cynthia about a bit and everyone loves him! Linda would never let me but you're already broken so why not, you miserable cow?! This is the credibility of my artistic temperament at stake."
― Scik Mouthy, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:32 (seventeen years ago)
set the above to Am, F, C, G and you're away
― darraghmac, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:37 (seventeen years ago)
"Scrambled eggs Baby I wish you had both legs"
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:38 (seventeen years ago)
"Nice set of pin you got there"
"I know, the knee joint just wouldn't flex without them"
― darraghmac, Monday, 18 February 2008 16:46 (seventeen years ago)
oh Ned
― Tracer Hand, Monday, 18 February 2008 17:14 (seventeen years ago)
Mom: "That's 1500 bucks an hour. Not very many ho-diamonds, is it? But then she's only got one leg."
Me: "Someone out there is probably willing to pay extra for that."
― suzy, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:09 (seventeen years ago)
I'm glad Mike never tires of telling that story - I hope to hear it many more times, possibly with a different early-1970s child-friendly film title inserted each time. Maybe even a different brand of sweets, occasionally.
― the pinefox, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:33 (seventeen years ago)
This bit is kind of brilliant:
All business expenses 682,425
The “business” expenses generated, so far as I can see, no income other than the £110,000 fee for Dancing with the Stars. Within the business expenses is £427,590 paid as salaries and fees to various people including Fiona Mills and the wife’s personal trainer.
His use of quotes around "business" imply (as I also would) that a business that requires you to spend 600% of your return can't really be called a business.
― aldo, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:40 (seventeen years ago)
That judgment would be devastating to anyone who had any capacity for shame. May she never gain that degree of wisdom - she's great value at the moment, Paul's paying for it, and making her even slightly self-conscious would just ruin our fun. I'm hoping she comes out with a line-by-line rebuttal of it all tomorrow.
― Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 16:49 (seventeen years ago)
re: she's great value at the moment - the best in 5 years since Comical Ali - Iraqi Minister of Information under Sadam
― djmartian, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:18 (seventeen years ago)
I'm not sure what the "lol Comical Ali" meme was about when he wasn't even representing the team that was spinning the most ludicrous bullshit during that war.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 21:22 (seventeen years ago)
TAKE THAT BUSHITLER!
― DavidM, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 22:47 (seventeen years ago)
I feel bad now. Although I'm sure she's an unpleasant enough person, I am starting to find the tabloid demoization of her quite unncessarily vicious. :-(
― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:29 (seventeen years ago)
Well, quite. It's the old: The GenPub love the beatles, so the press feeds them more love for Paul, which basically is the same as hate for Heather.
GMTV, funnily enough, is still supportive/even handed.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:35 (seventeen years ago)
Also, her sense of anger I have seen before in my mother, when my parents split up. Think I'll leave that story there, to be honest...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:39 (seventeen years ago)
People don't always behave in rational ways during breakups. Although she does herself no favours, I do kind of feel sorry for her.
She may be living in a fantasy world, but then again, it's not like Sir Paul is particularly in touch with reality, either.
― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:45 (seventeen years ago)
Basically, the press will be following her around and going LOOK LOOK SHE'S SPENDING MONEY AGAIN!!!
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 09:52 (seventeen years ago)
Media 101: the best way to foment hatred of a person is to do a Daily Mail and obsessively list the cost of their houses and cars and restaurant meals or otherwise micromanage by media every single last comment or lifestyle choice they have ever made.
― suzy, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:11 (seventeen years ago)
yep. And that's what will happen.
Then the letters will come in complaining on the basis that it's Heather who's writing the stories i.e. "Why does Heather think her life is so interesting that she has to have it reported on, every day of my life!"
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:17 (seventeen years ago)
it would be different if she didn't enjoy it quite so much.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:30 (seventeen years ago)
"She loves it really, she's just askin' fer it, mate..."
― suzy, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:34 (seventeen years ago)
She enjoys it?
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:45 (seventeen years ago)
no, actually she married him for love and it all went tragically wrong.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 10:50 (seventeen years ago)
We'd all feel a bit more sympathy for her if she just gave Maddy back to her parents.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 11:00 (seventeen years ago)
Is this really such an unrealistic sentiment? Maybe she did. We'll never know, we weren't there.
Maybe living in the unreal fairyland of Paul McCartney's life is enough to drive anyone mad?
Who are we to judge? And I'm angry at myself for continuing to be engaged by this horrible spectacle. I'm going to go and boil my head.
― Masonic Boom, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 11:02 (seventeen years ago)
But it is all just spectacle isn't it? None of this is real.
― Ned Trifle II, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:20 (seventeen years ago)
And nothing to get hung about.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:21 (seventeen years ago)
hey guys what was that suit about? i mean really
― DG, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:44 (seventeen years ago)
keywords: dunno, what, attracted, Heather, multimillionaire, Paul, MacCarthny, Merton, Mrs.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:54 (seventeen years ago)
If she wanted a normal life then why didn't she marry e.g. fellow Geordie Paddy McAloon?
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:55 (seventeen years ago)
Ah, life is so uncomplicated.
― Mark G, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)
Paddy McAloon is a complex character.
Got a few bob stashed away too I'll bet
― Tom D., Wednesday, 19 March 2008 13:58 (seventeen years ago)
Those Jimmy Nail royalties do pile up.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:03 (seventeen years ago)
he's blind isnt he, paddy mc?
― pisces, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:33 (seventeen years ago)
He had some sort of ophthalmic disorder (I think one or both of his retinas actually worked loose and became detached) a few years back and was definitely blind, or at least hard of seeing, for some time, but he seems to have made a recovery since then.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:37 (seventeen years ago)
Heather Mills is fantastic.
― Scik Mouthy, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:42 (seventeen years ago)
ally dull.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:51 (seventeen years ago)
she's fantastic in much the same way that a lot of people you'd never want to share a room with are fantastic.
― darraghmac, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 14:54 (seventeen years ago)
fan·tas·tic /fænˈtæstɪk/ –adjective
1. conceived or appearing as if conceived by an unrestrained imagination; odd and remarkable; bizarre; grotesque 2. fanciful or capricious, as persons or their ideas or actions 3. imaginary or groundless in not being based on reality; foolish or irrational
― onimo, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 15:20 (seventeen years ago)
Lady Sovereign is fantastic
― Alex in Baltimore, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 15:21 (seventeen years ago)
http://i25.tinypic.com/33n9kpf.jpg
― StanM, Wednesday, 19 March 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)
http://www.heathermills.org/ -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlFsVi5zuhc : Hillary Clinton speaks out for Heather Mills
O_o ?
― StanM, Thursday, 20 March 2008 13:56 (seventeen years ago)
Love the lack of reaction in that pic. "Oh it's just crazy heather mills up to her tricks again, don't pay her any attention." Paul's whistling, eyebrows raised, pretending it isn't happening.
― ledge, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:01 (seventeen years ago)
I also like how HM appears to be rising from the paperwork, like a patchwork genie.
― suzy, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:14 (seventeen years ago)
lawyer appears to be rocking the wet look on the side of her head that's not wet
― DG, Thursday, 20 March 2008 14:16 (seventeen years ago)
Amazing Zombie Video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3E--6PwfnZ4&feature=related
...
― Milton Parker, Tuesday, 25 March 2008 18:39 (seventeen years ago)
Right, so let me summarise...
HMills is not 'allowed' to make comment on her settlement.
Which leaves ITV and various people 'from the press' to make a TV documentary which basically said at the end "she showed determination in competing in the US version of Strictly Come Dancing, so that means there's nothing she won't stop at..."
― Mark G, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:10 (seventeen years ago)
What? She can't stay quiet forever - how long do you think she'll last before she explodes?
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:46 (seventeen years ago)
Who cares
― Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 11:49 (seventeen years ago)
Excellent.
― Ismael Klata, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:03 (seventeen years ago)
She'll just get her sister to say it all instead.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:23 (seventeen years ago)
Srsly, that Hillary thing - what the ??? How? When? Why?
― StanM, Wednesday, 26 March 2008 12:31 (seventeen years ago)
And also: now Hillary has a new job, will Heather get her own army or something? (remember )
― StanM, Saturday, 24 January 2009 10:30 (sixteen years ago)
^^^ god, i am so glad this creepy bitch isn't prez
― max arrrrrgh, Saturday, 24 January 2009 13:57 (sixteen years ago)