LOLCat Wasteland -- A Thread for What Might Be the Best Poem of Our Generation

hideous

OMG WTF NOISE?
INVISIBLE WIND!
OMG WTF NOISE?
ceiling cat is watching you masturbate.
OMG WTF? WTF U SEE? WHAT U NO?
no see, no know, no remember butt.

burny burny burny!

someone sent me a link to a lolcat bible - like, many books of the bible not just genesis?! wtf who has the time to do this!

http://lolcatbible.com/index.php?title=Main_Page

what is even the point anymore?

yeah but "1 Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded the skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated it." is pretty funny

I keep coming back to this... oh dear...

14 An Ceiling Cat said unto teh serpent, "cuz u did dis,

cursd u aboov all teh moocows,
An aboov every one of those 4 leggd things that evolvd round here;
upon ur belly u gun walk An I gun take ur legs
An geev them to teh French 2 eatz An this is wut they gun eatz An they gun call it "Frawgs leegz",
An dust shalt u eated
all teh dais ov ur life
An u no getz no cookies to eated. An no cheezburgers neither. Srsly.

15 An im gonna put liek enmity An stuff

tween u An teh woman,
An tween thy seedz An her seedz;
he shall broose ur head,
An u gun broose his heel,
An both of yous will be like OMG OW

http://i88.photobucket.com/albums/k192/sirweeze/sickoflolcats.jpg

o_0

That's big of you!

Internet(v): To take a kinda funny or amusing thing and repeat it so much that it's in violation of the Geneva conventions. Ex: Lolcats were funny until the Internet internetted them and then I poked my brain out.

you should put that on urbandictionary.com, i bet it would be wordo f the day in no time

Have you seen lol secretz?

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2008/05/07/funny-pictures-wants-to-raise-your-blood-pressure/

gascat
May 7th, 2008 at 6:32 pm

Yah! cofme songs! I gotz wun four us!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3S9214l0J38&feature=related

les see—
gascat dun wif finalez (gotz a band wun tomara but itz a no bigg deal
fishykitteh outa da meani skool on frydai
iz dun wif teachn da 16th
spoose comin hom fur mudders day!
lif nawt toooo bad!

momcat

Heer, hav sum coffeh, it’ll mayk ya feel betta (or wisky, if ur Motha Gramma). *dukkee drynkz 2 much coffeh and startz runnin ’round room showting “LEEROY GENKINS!”*

Ai tink mebbee Ai shud clarry fy furder cus Ai’m shor yu has nawt got teh fyner poynts ob teh kulchural signifikance, nor has yu fullee appreeshiayted juss hao verree cleber Ai am cos Ai kno hao to yus teh Goggle! Mebbee Ai shud tell a apokrifful anec…antido…amico…story bowt maiseff at tihs junkchur, waddya sai…!

Is this a new low for internet subcultures? Plastering this lamoid shit on a photo of a cat is one thing. Actually choosing to converse at length in it is just beyond the pale.

yeah but that bible is a fucking serious undertaking. and actually funny.

Gascat and Momcat are worth chucking a fiver on for next year's Orange Prize For Fiction, though

xp

"actually funny"

"...in a couple of places but certainly not enough to read more than 3 pages" ok?goddamnyousnarkybastards