If assholes were made of fire, this place would be Sting's house.
― Will M., Friday, 2 November 2007 21:49 (eighteen years ago)
If Assholes were seamen, this place would be the navy.
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)
If Assholes were money, this place sould have cash up the wazoo.
― HI DERE, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
If Assholes were race threads, this place would be ILE.
― Dom Passantino, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:52 (eighteen years ago)
If Assholes were fish, this place would smell like your Mom.
― Mr. Que, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
If Assholes were internet messageboards, this place would be ILX.
dratted xpost
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:53 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were hookers, this place would be a discussion group for sex workers.
― s1ocki, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were bored, they would post on this thread:
I'm bored, so let's tell a story posting one word at a time.
― cutty, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were depleted uranium, we'd all have dozens of mystery medical problems
― El Tomboto, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
If Assholes were kittens, this place would be full of smelly yarn.
― HI DERE, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were assholes this place would have a whole lot of shitting going on
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 21:59 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were quiznos they'd overcharge you for shit.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes smells, this place smells.
wait, what?
― Z S, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:02 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were wendy's this place would have many bowls of soup with fingers in the them.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were britney spears' children this place would be k-fed's house.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 November 2007 22:07 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were cocksuckers, this place would be a gloryhole.
― elmo argonaut, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were peanut butter, this place would be peter pan's asshole
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:16 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes stopped posting, this place would be so much better.
― Mark C, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes develop a cure for cancer, this place my buddy Todd owns would still be completely covered in trumpet vine.
― nickalicious, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes this place, this place if assholes
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes turn inside out, this place would be much more colorful.
if assholes were pennies this would be a piggy bank
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were orifices that extruded excrement, then this place would eh... no, haven't quite got the hang of this, sorry.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:24 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were gongs this place would be a fucking gong show
― rrrobyn, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were hard fouls this place would be Bill Laimbeer
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were water this place would be a water factory
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:26 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes could fly, this place would be one of the least busiest airports in the world
― Heave Ho, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:27 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were washed-up alcoholic hacks this place would be network tv
― rrrobyn, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were clickthrus this place would be x-10
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were dinosaurs, this would be the place where dinosaurs congregate
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.jeremyinc.com/images/asshole_award.JPG
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were geezers, here's your fucking kiosk
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:32 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes fall in the woods and no one is around to hear it, this place wonders if it maked a sound.
― nickalicious, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:34 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were space fighter jets with lasers this would be a pretty awesome space battle zone
― rrrobyn, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:35 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes don't fit, this place must acquit.
― nickalicious, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes could defecate, this place would be a lavatory.
― pc user, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes could cry, this place would be a tearport
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:49 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes could sing Talking Heads songs, I guess that this must be the place.
― nickalicious, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:50 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were references to Anal Cunt, this place would be I Love Music
― wanko ergo sum, Friday, 2 November 2007 22:52 (eighteen years ago)
hhahaha
― latebloomer, Friday, 2 November 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)
If arseholes were innovative Japanese fusion cooking experiments, this place would be Kitchen Stadium.
― moley, Saturday, 3 November 2007 01:37 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were snow globes this place would be bjork's vagina
― Tracer Hand, Saturday, 3 November 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes could sing, this place would be the Metropolitan Opera House.
― j.lu, Saturday, 3 November 2007 02:59 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were frank stella sculptures, this place would be times square
― strgn, Saturday, 3 November 2007 03:03 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were fake, this entire board would want to fuck them
― strgn, Saturday, 3 November 2007 03:05 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes posted cat macros, this place would be the internet.
― Oilyrags, Saturday, 3 November 2007 03:42 (eighteen years ago)
Apple + F Goatse = Not found.
???
― s. morris, Saturday, 3 November 2007 03:52 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were Tonto's Exploding Head Band, this place would be Goatse.
See?
― s. morris, Saturday, 3 November 2007 03:54 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were Eye at PITCHFORK MUSIC FESTIVALS, this place would stare at the scheduling dude and refuse to stop playing for another 20 minutes.
― en i see kay, Saturday, 3 November 2007 03:55 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were pixels, this place would be set at 2560x1600.
― Rock Hardy, Saturday, 3 November 2007 04:04 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha
― strgn, Saturday, 3 November 2007 08:04 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were banned, this place would be constipated.
― The Reverend, Saturday, 3 November 2007 08:52 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were wishes, then beggars would ride.
― darraghmac, Saturday, 3 November 2007 13:01 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were soccer players, this place would be full of disappointing offseason $30 million transactions.
― Will M., Saturday, 3 November 2007 19:30 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were israelites, this place would be ancient egypt
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 3 November 2007 19:35 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were harps, this place would be heaven
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were pet shop boys, this must be the place I've waited years to leave
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:34 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were smelly, this place would be hardcore backdoor
― whatever, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:58 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were more clever, this thread might be funnier.
― ian, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:09 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were Chicklets this would be Tijuana
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
if assholes were assholes this thread would be swiss asscheese
― bernard snowy, Saturday, 3 November 2007 21:15 (eighteen years ago)
If arseholes were toliet cleaners, this place would not be so full of shit.
― moley, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)
If assholes were tasty, this place would be vindicated.
― Consomelia Chisbreth-Vermeer, Saturday, 3 November 2007 23:31 (eighteen years ago)