Yes, no, etc.?
http://www.kpho.com/2007/1103/14501173_240X180.jpg
― Ned Raggett, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:05 (eighteen years ago)
is this a christian thing
― s1ocki, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:12 (eighteen years ago)
$15 a pop? Wow, Christmas might come in under $100 for me this year.
― Eric H., Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:14 (eighteen years ago)
If you go to the official website, it says that most of their talking bible figure toys are available at Target.
― Z S, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:15 (eighteen years ago)
Listen to the Messengers of Faith Jesus doll speak John 3:16
As Jesus tells it, the verse goes, "JOHN, THREE-"
― Z S, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:18 (eighteen years ago)
I also like how the Spirit Warrior line has two figures: Goliath: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41rQ052HZCL._SS260_.jpg
and Samson: http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41cf3jIfR7L._SS260_.jpg
and then an image showing the little known Bible story where Samson battles Goliath on the day before David uses his slingshot to kill him, in effect "loosening him up" for David much in the same way that the person who tries to open up a can of applesauce loosens it up for the next person. http://us.st11.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.com/I/yhst-92329296945469_1971_1258245
― Z S, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:22 (eighteen years ago)
Little known Bible fact #2: Samson was actually just a little bit taller than Goliath, who was a giant.
― Z S, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:23 (eighteen years ago)
Circuit bent Walmart Jesus...
http://youtube.com/watch?v=sKMBbiBDYc4
― snoball, Saturday, 3 November 2007 20:36 (eighteen years ago)
samson agonistes playset obv
― adam, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:10 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus, get to the point! xp
― wanko ergo sum, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:20 (eighteen years ago)
lol made in china
― Noodle Vague, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)
The Redeemer of Mankind reduced to a glop top on a postage stamp sized circuit board, and then circuit bent for a Halloween competition!
― snoball, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
Does it say "I died for you", but with a sort of quizzical tone, such as "I died for you?!"
― Aimless, Saturday, 3 November 2007 22:45 (eighteen years ago)
I want one of these that says "Fuck You"
― Bimble, Sunday, 4 November 2007 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
They also believe children will handle the Jesus doll much like they do with secular mass-merchandised action-figures, which they don't feel is appropriate.
HAHAHA I think 'secular mass-merchandised action-figures' should be the name of the aisle on which they are sold.
― Abbott, Sunday, 4 November 2007 03:56 (eighteen years ago)
Not even gonna get into the 'inappropriate handling.'