Saltines.

Saltines are a sign of god's goodness to man.

I just ate one entire sleeve of them.

With 7 Up?

I remember going to the school nurse in third grade with an upset stomach, and the woman working in there said "YAWWNAA SAWWWTAAAAYNE?"

I asked her, "What?"

"I said YAWNAA SAWTAAAYYYYNE?"

We went on like that for ages.

Canada Dry if you must know!

canada dry is awesome!!!

saltines not so much.

are saltines still made with p@4+!@11y hyd4063^@+3d 80yb3@^ 0!1?

It's the combo that is so fucking good!

i think the first time i ever learned that trans fats were bad for you was back in the '80s when my dad was going through a health-nut phase and would chide me for eating the packets of saltines that came with my soup at the diner.

i had saltines crumbled into total comfort food going-home-from-school-for-lunch soup at a diner in st henri last week. apparently that diner is now closed, partly b/c the couple who owns it are tired but prob partly for other reasons re: property values/taxes going up in a former working-class neighbourhood. it was a pretty awesome place.

i wld consistently eat sleeves of saltines w/ peanut butter in highschool

I still like them okay, but I do think the experience of "morning" sickness during pregnancy kind of made them less appealing, since I ate them often during that period of my life. That being said, I can barely stand ginger ale after using it for the same thing, so Saltines must be kind of awesome if they can stand up to months of nausea.

i eat saltines crumbled in my soup approx. 3 or 4 times a week. (i have a very precise system for this -- two crackers to start, another 2 when i'm halfway through the bowl.) they also turn out to be very handy for pre-empting temper tantrums in 3 yr olds.

if you order the "cheese plate" at mcsorley's, they bring you a hunk of supermarket cheddar, half an onion and a sleeve of saltines. that plus beer is close to a great dinner.

that sounds great!

is that "oldest ale house in manhattan" mcsorley's? that cheese plate is awesome.

don't forget the mug of mustard you can spoon on to the saltines.

or is that there for the sandwiches?

Saltines RULE. Nabisco PREMIUM are my favorites, others being either too buttery, not salty enough, or not toasty enough.

That said, after eating a whole sleeve I feel SICK.

I once got a dude to put vegemite on his Saltines!

Canada Dry Clear Creaming Soda is, so far, the greatest disappointment in my life.

Love saltines.

(creaming soda?)

Sorry, Canada Dry Clear Cream Soda.

What could be more classic??

ned OTM w/ first post basically

My mom still keeps hers in a tin from the late-50s/early-60s.

You'd think they'd be stale by now.

what is the half an onion for?

you put onion slices on the cheese with the crackers.

so good.

if you order the "cheese plate" at mcsorley's, they bring you a hunk of supermarket cheddar, half an onion and a sleeve of saltines. that plus beer is close to a great dinner.

I've done this!

Saltines and peanut butter = delizioso!

are saltines the same thing as cream crackers?

Thinner. Saltier. Less buttery.

saltines are amazing for cramming as many into your mouth as possible and seeing if you can finish it without drinking water

also when i had mono these were the only things i could keep down and i like 15 pounds

or seeing if you can speak is good too

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The whole wheat saltines are gross, we always had them growing up. Blech. I think they turned me off saltines entirely.

they are a sorry excuse for saltines that's for sure

Lol @ Max liking 15 pounds.

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ACCEPT NO SUBSTITUTE!

I go through about half a sleeve per bowl of soup. They're delicious when they're plain, they're delicious with peanut butter, they're delicious with 7-UP.

i dont like 15 pounds, i LOVE 15 pounds

Their not a cheese cracker, but we have Triscuits for those which, I will dare say, are nearly as classic.

they're

theyre never delicious ever, what the fuck is wrong with you people. you might as well be eating salted burnt toast. waverly's are where its at.

Salted burnt toast is the bomb.

saltines + vegemite = salty awesomeness ffs.

ALSO: AVOCADO

I will try that. We happen to have some vegemite in the cupboard.

One of my college housemates would eat them BUTTERED.

Little bit of butter with Vmite is also good, I'm just not big on butter in general.

Buttered saltines are good, too.

Agreed!

gross, but good.

They're not a cheese cracker, but we have Triscuits for those which, I will dare say, are nearly as classic.

Triscuits chase saltines down the block and kick their ass! And the "Woven Wheat Crackers" at Trader Joe's are Triscuit copies at about $2 a box (only come in one flavor, though). Saltines aren't bad, but almost every other cracker is better.

I only thought it was my last night of Saltines. Tonight I made chili for a book club and a guy brought over an entire box of saltines. He forgot them. Tonight (and many nights hence, surely) I feast on them + sriracha and mozzarella.

:)

PREMIUMS!

^_^

related (v minor) roffles

A saltine, my good sir? Dare offer me a saltine?! Pray tell, what grave offense have I committed to deserve such a crass display of effrontery? Do I look like a member of the lower born? Do you take me for an illiterate gutter-dweller, wallowing in my own filth in the street? A urine-soaked, pus-riddled common animal, licking its open sores and eating its own feces, sir?

Are saltines anything like Saladas? I dont think Ive ever had a Saltine.

yep.

Ah nice. I love me a salada with cheese.

Hstuncil told me that I was going to become FAT if I continued eating saltines every day.

How mean!

haha, stuncil

R.I.P. again

final sleeve gone

:(

WHEAT SALTINES?????????

Saltine tryin' to be a Triscuit.

Yes. Also "light" saltines.

chocolate bark made w/saltines is the shit

SALTINES + CHEDDAR 4 EVA

add pickle slices and you got yourself a tv plate

Saltines is wonderful. The ideal cracker. Bought a 4-sleeve box on Friday, and now I only have two left. Sad face.

Esp good w tuny fish.

P.S. Thank you for "sleeves", roxy.

Yr welcome!

if i started my own bizarro world version of the catholic church the communion wafers would be saltines

if i started my own bizarro world version of the catholic church the communion wafers would be saltines

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Imagining your bizarro Catholicism regime brought to mind one thing only, latebloomer, and that thing is COO-COO COLA.

feel the fizz

I recently found a brand of Saltine-like crackers at the asian supermarket in the city... they were Korean (I think? maybe japanese) and they were spring onion flavour. They tasted awesome even just buttered and I have got to go back and find some more.

yeah totally premium plus
in university i wld eat a whole sleeve with cheddar cheese or peanut butter and call it dinner
i haven't bought them in years though! prob b/c i wld totally eat a whole sleeve + cheese + like tomato soup for dinner for 4 nights in a row

Way back in kindergarten, snack time at our school meant saltines and chocolate milk, a combination I still crave occasionally. Is that weird?

Trayce, those sound extra nice.

mandatory w/chili

yes, also see oyster crackers (tho these are best for chowders).

half a sleeve of zesta originals and i'm lovin life

I had some with peanut butter earlier this very day.

class with mustard and canned sardines.

*classic

saltine + thin slice of parmesan + sriracha = a delight

crush them up and snort them. bell the burn

i had lots of saltines + cheddar before thxgiving tonight

bell it?

damn saltines are awesome huh

right now i crave saltines, and olden times

crispy comfort in a tannish and white square with salt

Saltines are the shit

guys i have market masket seltzer and saltines

― markers, Wednesday, July 24, 2013 9:31 PM

basket, rather

and?!?!

how do you feel

I eat them with canned smoked oysters and Crystal hot sauce, sometimes a little mayo. I crush about 20 into a bowl of chili. I dunk them in tomato soup. I eat them with a little butter. I eat them all alone! <3 saltines

when we talk abut saltines I presume we mean Nabisco PREMIUM? I might actually prefer Krispy saltines. To my amazement I don't recall ever having a heated family argument on the topic.

i like both tbh

actually i may have repped krispy on this thread before

Guys I have been eating these.