STD tests.

You can also share your general stories about STD tests here.

Must we?

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The test before the last one was a total nightmare, I made the mistake of using my student health organization's services. I went there with the girl I was dating then, and at first the nurse was like, "Well, why are you here then?". I was like, hello, we reserved an appointment for STD tests, you know why we are here. Then she gave both me and her this lecture about how we've behaved badly for having had unprotected sex, like we were fucking kids or something. Okay, we both know we'd done wrong, no need to moralize about that; you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests, unlike some people do! So this time I decided to go the local public STD clinic, and they were really nice, no moralizing or anything.

fucking kids

plus

I was wondering, does this happen to everyone or is just me?

Pretty sure virgins don't worry to much.

Fair warms the cockles of your heart

Thankfully I'm not a shy person or anything, but I thought that nurse's behaviour was quite stupid: for many people, going to the test is quite shameful as it is, so do you really need to disencourage people for ever coming back there?

Also next time the nurse gives you a lecture, tell her it's quite common to do this when you have a new relationship. I mean, shit, what if you didn't, then you'll worry and you know there's a risk. Once you're both clear, you can fuck away (with or without the presence of a baby in the room).

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Virgins don't need to take STD tests though, do they?

Thankfully I'm not a shy person or anything

You don't say?

xpost retarded virgins do.

junkies can be virgins

I guess so, though technically they don't have a sexually transmitted disease then, do they?

also: clearly the nurse didn't lecture you enough 3 years ago, otherwise you wouldn't have had to go back with this fear that mortified you for a week.

Hurrah for Tuomas reminding me of why I like ILX!

virgins can catch AIDs that can then transmit sexually onto others, should someone pop them.

capital S

if you catch 2 x AIDS would that be AIDSes?

also: clearly the nurse didn't lecture you enough 3 years ago, otherwise you wouldn't have had to go back with this fear that mortified you for a week.

Haha, I guess your right, though it also proves the lecture didn't work.

The last time I did this the nurse was brusque, businesslike but good humoured, just the job.

you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,
you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,
you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,
you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,
you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,
you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,
you'd think they'd be happy that we actually came to take the tests,

good quote

You realise the only reason she works there is so she can give moralising lectures? Otherwise she'd be working at the other clinic, which probably pays better.

Enrique, do you realize there are a lot of people out there who never take the tests, even though they should?

i wouldn't moralize about it.

It's a free country

Enrique, do you realize there are a lot of people out there who never take the tests, even though they should?

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"flaming lips"

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the thread that had to be made.

LOL VIRGINS WHO HAVE TO TAKE STD TESTS ARE FUCKED

After the test?

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female genital herpes

OTM

Did the band get its name from a slang term, or was the slang term coined after the band?

That's for you to decide, O intrepid one.

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