Impersonate Yourself

great thread

I don't know how I feel about fried chicken as it is pretty filled with a bunch of things that are terrible for your body, despite the fact that I make it rather clear at most times that I actually don't care too much about the toxins going into my body (this can be proven by looking at the sheer amount of alcohol, nicotine, sleep toxin, ritalin, caffeine and lack of water I subject myself too on an all-too-frequent basis). Xbox 360 is so fun.

:-)

I SAW MOVIE

^^^this

Louis Jagger + 10 years

<post not actually submitted because what I wanted to say was overtaken by xposts>

I ate _______________. Then I did this mundane thing that I will proceed to tell you about in great detail.

Now I will reflect on how I use ILX as my blog.

http://www.in-the-spirit.co.uk/cocktails/images/cocktails/full/241.jpg

Slightly off-topic, verbose and flowery comment with French reference, bad innuendo and refence to drinking.

I have an opinion on something but can't be bothered to dedicate the keystrokes needed to communication it properly, eh?.

xpost - insert reference to smoking erb

custos.xls

snarky comment intended to subtly inflame emotions

BEST THREAD EVER.

Actually, on second throughts, worst thread ever. What the fuck are you all doing?

This thread has been locked by an administrator

Perhaps its somewhere in between. Oh, fuck it, I'm off to the pub.

Ignoring above post, Roger Irrelevant style aside, probably with a wikipedia link

what i don't understand is why no one has mentioned the one thing that should have been mentioned at the very beginning of this thread, so i'm going to mention it, yay me

whoa guys you'll never guess what i've just gone and done! i was at a police-themed ball (y'know, typical student shenanigans), when all of a sudden I felt myself being violated from behind! i turned, to find that a hitherto quiet friend of mine had literally introduced his truncheon into my rectal passage. well, i was pretty spannered (as you can imagine), so i didn't immediately heave my loins away from this sudden seduction; instead, I attempted to get a measure of revenge, by twisting and thrusting my cosh into his clenched colon. sadly, this endeavour failed, and pretty soon we were both tied to a bed with our hands manacled, and forced to watch our female friends engage in lesbian sex for three hours without touching our own statuesque phalli. it was singularly excruciating. lordy! i do believe i'm still sozzled. hopefully my employers won't see this. what larks!

Somehow your own impression of yourself manages to be not as good as Jessie's.

this thread sukcs

sucks*

(Actually 'statuesque phalli' is pretty great. Oh for the days of changeable usernames)

YAY!

If you kids weren't so damn naive, you'd understand that I'm not an obnoxious contrarian.

newtrainers.jpg

Hey guys who's the hotter blonde

DAKOTA'S FANNY http://farm1.static.flickr.com/55/105521880_7098110dcd_m.jpg

VIOLET FRM C&CF http://us.movies1.yimg.com/movies.yahoo.com/images/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/charlie_and_the_chocolate_factory/annasophia_robb/violetposter.jpg

hai (parenthetically, i use too many parentheses) today i am writing from the back of a pickup truck, where i am now living. it isn't my truck -- it belongs to a guy called pablo -- and i am here under what i suppose is "duress." pretty, though, in death valley. turns out pablo recognized me from 1996, 3000 miles away, and decided our unresolved beef needed some closure.

to be honest, our story starts when i as 14, in swim class, and wearing woman's underpants because read in a r.a. salvatore book that ...

Did you know that my wife is from Israel, and that Israel is the size of New Jersey, where I live? Neither place is as bad as most people say, which is to say, both are awful!

LISTEN TO CIRITH UNGOL SERIOUSLY

I sent a message over gmail saying that apple's forums don't have admin log, and then i took a close up of a newspaper with my new lens. Also someone otm.

[lol R.A. Salvatore]

_________________________. (Now everyone stops posting.)

what's crackalackin' yall, I'm gonna talk about things I'm interested in and give off pompous vibes when I disagree or make fun of yall but I'm only passively selfish and otherwise just passionate about things and I'm borderline artistic and extreme stupidity amuses me (as are things that make you rip out your hair like the doc on animaniacs) but humour is delicate and has to be performed correctly nonetheless. Even if it is insane.

first now-irrelevant post

second post saying the first was an xpost because i'm bad like that

oh and I hate grammar and spelling nazis to a T. they are easy to bug when you don't proofread. nonetheless I'm still gonna try to spell correctly most of the time.

Whoa abt thing I had compltely hilarious as a child! Did you know there are still laws on the books to castrate the mentally ill? I think Miss Manners would be hell of against that.

HAHAHAHahahahaha awesome.

i'm pretty drunk, but i honestly believe that suede were one of the greatest bands ever and if you don't agree YOU CAN FUCK OFF RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Honestly, I think i'm just going to attempt to point out the underlying inconsistency in your arguments, but in at least a superficially helpful way. Thanks!

boys have a penis, girls have a vagina

blah blah blah Seattle blah blah blah Sonic chili cheese dog and tots nom nom nom blah blah blah cast iron pan blah blah blah esoteric engineering energy blah blah blah baking soda xylitol floss your teeth blah blah blah

HI, I'M WRINKLEPAWS

short comment; link to something else; internet slang; come to my place of work.

btw, here is a picture of me posing in my new neon smoking jacket and designer safety goggles.

my boyfriend has a beard! squeeeee!

Yeah but so I think the really interesting part is the subtle movement of this thread between (a) specific actings-out of the self and (b) kind of meta condensations of topics/acts people tend to return to

It's the kind of thing that makes you think enough that you might realize an additional thought and then have to post right after your last one to add it

haha

I was trying to hit on this friend of mine, but she said to me "I think of you more as a brother". But then she said she was really into the idea of incest. That was a GOOD night.

Moley I'll meet you next time you're in town, I swear. I won't pike this time who said I would omg.

THIS MORTAL COIL IS THE GREATEST THING EVER GHOST SEX YES!

this thread is freaking me out you guys some of it otm tho
it feels weird
it was real empty
and i looked up in the sky
and i looked up in the sky and she threw a quarter down at me
HONEY HERE'S A QUARTER
and then i looked up at her i looked up

guitarsszzz

btw, most people are impossible

NO.

anybody got any weed?

I WIN.
MARRY ME.

xpost I always find it fascinating (sp?) when people ask this, cause, living so close to the Netherlands and also living in Belgium, drugs are so prevalent (sp?). I mean, dude how many kilos do you want? That said, I am bummed: I'm breastfeeding so joints are a distant utopia for me. But once I've finished, I'll pop in some Missy E and smoke till I... Well, I'll be lying on my bed so there won't be any falling off the floor. (hahaha See my dEUS reference!)

<insert random pic>

Deep down I'm really a lesbian.

whine whine whine whine whine why do I have to live in this roach motel called Mississippi whine whine whine whine I JUST WANT WUV whine whine whine whine but I cook okay and I made a pretty good kid. But WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE WHINE!!!

Something generally relevant yet not very noticeable OK now I've gotta get back to work on my PhD.

im going to try and articulate a position that i havent really even thought out fully in my head here using weird abbrvtions and internet slang so u all think that im not totally invested in the conversation and i can save face if im wrong

then im going to add on the post i just made as i continue to refine my original thought

im probably going to do it at least one more time

and then im going to attempt to render my last three posts irrelevant by pretending i dont actually care about the issue at hand

I won't actually articulate any postions about anything ever, but I'll agree with things Max says.

Deep down I'm really a lesbian.

-- Tuomas, Saturday, November 10, 2007 2:02 PM

tuomas i kiss you

heave you are creepy

also, "haw"

I'd like to ask ILM about some obscure 80's industrial band that only Milton and stirmonster care about. After that, I will be the only person posting to the Michael Hurley thread, again.

VOTE CONSERVATIVE

gree hee hee hee

guys, i just cooked myself a giant casserole of shepherd's pie while smoking weed and listening to Blue Cheer. i'll give you a plate of food if you bring some beer. p.s. my kitty might bite at your toes if he is under the table.

die yuppie scum

I like dubstep.

Hey guys! Look at me!!! LOOK AT ME.

OMG GUYS I was out riding on this dealiebopper and got to that thing that tells cars to stop and go and this guy was all HEY and I was all WHAT but it was really a skit on that one show with the black guy with the high pitched voice.

Also I always get flustered posting on ilx and post gibberish word-placemats like "dealiebopper" in place of more accurate and accessible terms like "bicycle".

Also also at least half of my posts to ILX start with "also".

DOOBIES FISHBONE BOOBS BEER WIZARDS

WELL JEEZ

shins

hi dere

Perv

gurth

girth

lol indie. Check out my shoes!

My favorite time zone is China's, by the way.

http://img215.imageshack.us/img215/9783/chinesetimezoneob2.jpg

Also, I would like to point out the beginning point of the Louisiana Purchase survey is at the conjecture of Monroe, Lee, and Phillips Counties in Arkansas. You can access the monument, located in a marshy swamp, buy using the 950-ft boardwalk.

Just watch out for snakes.

Pleasant Plains, why are you me at age 11?

Do you listen to Will Smith and play Civilization 2?

Stupid pun.

Curt computer advice.

I listened to Greg Kihn and played "Checkmate" on my Bally Astrocade at age 11.

fuck!

oh, and fuck!

<a href="fuck">fuck!</a>

FUCKING BBCODE!

One-line gag that make no sense outside Australia, something about how crap John Howard is, revive old thread about music nobody likes, disappear for three years.

oh and append post with a sentence beginning with "oh and"

I'm old and from the South. Sometimes white people can be annoying, but not you guys. You're cool. You know what else is cool? The Manic Street Preachers! No, really. Oh, look, I've just killed the thread :(

Would I like this thread?

i'm perfectly comfortable with the fact i went to public school.

YES I AM.