The game's out there, and it's play or get played. The Wire characters poll. That simple.

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Omar 15
Bodie 8
Stringer Bell 6
Bunk 6
Lester Freamon 4
Frank Sobotka 3
McNulty 3
Daniels 2
Avon Barksdale 2
Bunny 1
D'Angelo 1
Snoop 1
Bubbles 1
'Clay' Davis1
'Ziggy' Sobotka 1
Nick Sobotka 0
Chris Partlow 0
Wee-Bey 0
The Greek 0
'Beadie' Russell 0
Maj. Valchek 0
Royce 0
Slim Charles 0
Proposition Joe 0
Rawls 0
Herc 0
Pryzbylewski 0
Rhonda Pearlman 0
Ellis Carver 0
Burrell 0
Jay Landsman 0
Tom Carcetti 0
Det. Leander Sydnor 0
"Poot" 0
Marlo 0
Kima Greggs 0


The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

i think I have to go with Bunk.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:00 (eighteen years ago)

Apologies in advance for forgetting people.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

Omar, Ziggy, McNulty, Stringer in that order.

caek, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

bodie

max, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:03 (eighteen years ago)

No Brother Mouzone no cred.

MParadis, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Ah fuck. sorry.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

you'll have to write that one in i guess

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

frank sobatka

deej, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:06 (eighteen years ago)

ooh, this is better/tougher than the season poll i suggested. i'm sure someone will cry about the Season 4 kids not being included but it won't be me.

Alex in Baltimore, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Omar. You come at the king, you best not miss.

kenan, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:08 (eighteen years ago)

Snoop, motherfuckers.

forksclovetofu, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:22 (eighteen years ago)

Snot Boogie.

Leee, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:48 (eighteen years ago)

This is impossible, the only characters that I don't love are Poot, Marlo, and any of the Greek's people (possibly including the Greek).

Leee, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:50 (eighteen years ago)

deej OTM

milo z, Friday, 9 November 2007 21:51 (eighteen years ago)

Bodie. The season 4 kid who got recruited by Marlo was pretty good too.

Ziggy was the absolute worst.

bnw, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:25 (eighteen years ago)

Aimee

jeff, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

i was wondering if ziggy will get any votes

Jordan, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:30 (eighteen years ago)

Haha jeff knows which side his bread is buttered on.

Leee, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:36 (eighteen years ago)

wallace :(

tehresa, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:43 (eighteen years ago)

bodie. almost voted omar, but even though i love him he's a little too much of a superhero. frank sobotka also in the running. and stringer. the show's best characters are its tragic antihero types.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:46 (eighteen years ago)

(i was really bummed about bodie getting killed, even though of course it was coming, and he'd killed plenty of people himself.)

tipsy mothra, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Stringer vs. McNulty vs. Omar

I know it's boring to like the antag, protag (so to speak) & archetypical loose cannon the best, but dudes are my actual faves.

Probably go with Stringer if I gotta pick one. Love Omar's sense of irony and fatalism.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 November 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Mosura-san OTM, but I don't care: Omar. Then Stringer. Then Bodie. The Daniels. Then maybe a Freamon/Landsman tie...

rogermexico., Friday, 9 November 2007 23:03 (eighteen years ago)

Prop Joe not really in the running, but most likely to carry a spinoff by his own self.

rogermexico., Friday, 9 November 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

"the prop"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:05 (eighteen years ago)

or even "prop's"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

I'm surprised Omar's not running away with it more. He's great (they're all great, even Ziggy) but a little too close to pure fantasy for me to support him. Oddly enough, my picks are middle aged black cops, which is pretty far from who I am, as long as I can stay in denial about being middle aged anyway.

I'll decide between Bunk or Freamon later. I admire Freamon more, of course, but Bunk really cracks me up.

Oilyrags, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Simon sez! that Omar is an amalgamation of real stickup boys though.

Leee, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:14 (eighteen years ago)

Dead stickup boys, iirc, and if we're talking about the same articles. That Omar survives and thrives is what makes him seem a little otherworldly compared to the rest of the show.

Oilyrags, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:19 (eighteen years ago)

stringer

maybe then bodie, omar, prop joe, bunk

landsman rules too..

hey you forgot brother mouzone!

daria-g, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:34 (eighteen years ago)

They're not all dead -- one of them married a woman from The Corner.

Ooooh Mouzone omission is unseemly!

Leee, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:47 (eighteen years ago)

> They're not all dead -- one of them married a woman from The Corner.

Shit, I knew that, too. Still, in a show where the basic message is "the system is fucked, and no-one is beyond the reach of the system" Omar seems to have ducked off the grid in a way no one else has. That's mostly why he's such a fan favorite, in fact, and I guess as a contrast to everything else he serves a vital dramatic function, but he still seems more like a superhero than an a character from real life to me. And it's the realness of the Wire that I value most of all. Mouzone, if anything, is even more out of place, but he's pretty minor so it doesn't trouble me as much. Also, he never has a moment as important to the show as Omar's testimony against Bird and confrontation with Levy.

Oilyrags, Friday, 9 November 2007 23:54 (eighteen years ago)

sheeeeeeit, no cutty?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:02 (eighteen years ago)

Where's Wallace.
WHERE'S WALLACE?

Alba, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

haha

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:06 (eighteen years ago)

where's the boy, string?!
xpost

tehresa, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:08 (eighteen years ago)

Who moved my Cheese?

Alba, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:11 (eighteen years ago)

OK, I can't really imagine anyone's favourite character being Cheese.

Alba, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

does sergei have hands? does he have a face?

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

nor sergei. but y'know, joeks.

carcetti's manager norman deserves a spot tho.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:15 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, hang on - more seriously, NONE of the new characters from season 4 are there. I might vote for Duquan if I was voting for the Wire character I feel most for.

Alba, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:17 (eighteen years ago)

Why is Leander Sydnor such a non-character?

Alba, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:18 (eighteen years ago)

I hear you Oily, but your expectations of realness evidently differ from mine -- which includes superheroes! Even without knowing that conspicuously colorful characters like Mouzzone have real-life analogues, I take those guys as a given in the show's landscape; from a strict dramatic POV, they might violate certain rules of verisimilitude, but when I'm watching, all other aspects of the show, and even the other characters, lend and suffuse Mouzzone, Omar, et al with realness. Maybe not as "real" as, say, Royce, but I don't notice how out of place they are, dramatically speaking.

Leee, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:23 (eighteen years ago)

i'm sure someone will cry about the Season 4 kids not being included but it won't be me.

It was me!

Alba, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:27 (eighteen years ago)

Aw, I really like Cutty too. I'd never vote for him, but I might rank him in my top 5. It's tough though - could I really put him above Bunk, Omar, McNulty, Bubs, Carcetti, Landsman, Stringer, D, Slim Charles? Fuck. I even like Rawls - his delivery of those asshole lines is impeccable.

I'm not even sure what criteria I'm going to vote on. Omar is probably the coolest character but Stringer and Carcetti might be my favorite dramatically. Slim Charles is probably my favorite more *secondary* character (if there is such a thing) based on his delivery alone. "He do look natural."

Hurting 2, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:28 (eighteen years ago)

Also missing are Bird and Stinkum (not that anyone would vote for them), and that Fruit guy that works for Marlo. I really hate that guy for some reason - maybe because he fucked Cutty over on the package.

Hurting 2, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:29 (eighteen years ago)

You're right, Lee, that my objections (minor as they are) to Omar and Mouzone pretty much disappear when those guys are actually on screen. When I'm watching the show I get totally sucked in, it's only with hindsight that they strike me as a bit hinky.

I love this show so much.

Oilyrags, Saturday, 10 November 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

that Fruit guy that works for Marlo. I really hate that guy for some reason - maybe because he fucked Cutty over on the package.

OTM!!!

Rawls is the truth, even if he's living a lie.

Also missing, Terri D'Agostino and her VA-VA-VAVOOM.

I gotta say, I never really felt String. ;_;

Oily, hugz!

Leee, Saturday, 10 November 2007 01:05 (eighteen years ago)

I think Mouzone is one of the worst characters. There's not a convincing bone in his characterological body.

Hurting 2, Saturday, 10 November 2007 01:07 (eighteen years ago)

nah he was ok because of his sidekick, you know, the guy who was always rolling his eyes like "there he goes again"

I also think there was much sad irony in what happened to d because on some level string and d were a lot alike.

ziggy was a great character but reminds me of people from college so it's hard to watch him without moderate to intense degree of embarrassment!

daria-g, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 06:34 (eighteen years ago)

I also think there was much sad irony in what happened to d because on some level string and d were a lot alike.

But String is more calculating and more willing to do what he has to do in spite of any distaste for the ugly side of the game.

Hurting 2, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 06:48 (eighteen years ago)

The first scene Ziggy is in, where he gets his willy out in the bar, is so otm for one of my college friends. I do not understand the Ziggy hate.

The scene where Brother M is ragging on his sidekick for getting the wrong magazines (something about The Nation or Atlantic Weekly?) is presumably supposed to be funny, but I didn't like it and it sums up what everyone is saying about him not really belonging in the show.

caek, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)

lester does come back fairly strong in s04, but when the carcetti story starts there's that much less space for the cops anyway.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 09:57 (eighteen years ago)

brother mouzone is one incongruous mufuuuur… and that is what is GREAT about him

czn, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:16 (eighteen years ago)

First thought was Stringer, but chances are he'll get enough to win this anyway. So Frank Sabotka for me. I'm a sucker for that 'tragic flawed hero' thing.

Phil Will, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 11:58 (eighteen years ago)

i still can not decide!

tehresa, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 12:19 (eighteen years ago)

no one else going for bunk at all??? FOR SHAME!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

Bunk is best when he's trying to set his pants on fire

kenan, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

or vomiting.

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)

or peeing on a train track.

caek, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:50 (eighteen years ago)

bunk vote from me

t0dd swiss, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

this is hard

sleep, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:53 (eighteen years ago)

I voted Bunk.

Oilyrags, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:56 (eighteen years ago)

I love Bunk, even more so after realizing it was him in When the Levees Broke.

Jordan, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)

(had to vote for Omar though, couldn't help it)

Jordan, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)

good to see all the love for bodie
i gotta vote avon though

sleep, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:05 (eighteen years ago)

Tweedy impertinence, y'all.

Leee, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:18 (eighteen years ago)

Omar was my gut reaction, though I'm coming round to realize that my heart might actually be with Snoop. Dukie is a close third, and I'm sorry to see that he and his classmates were not among the options.

Pillbox, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 19:01 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

ILX System, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

huh

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:12 (eighteen years ago)

'bout right.

caek, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:14 (eighteen years ago)

wee-bey, Pryzbylewski, prop joe all robbed

max, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:26 (eighteen years ago)

prop joe not that great.

caek, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:30 (eighteen years ago)

For a (so far) medium to minor character, he's pretty great.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

i was considering him but he's sort of underused so far.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

didn't vote but might have voted rawls.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:50 (eighteen years ago)

I voted Bunk, but I kinda wish I had voted Prez.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

Rawls deserved a vote for the gay bar cameo.

milo z, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

sheeeeeeeit, I forgot about that!

caek, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:55 (eighteen years ago)

who're my Frank Sobotka bros?

milo z, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:04 (eighteen years ago)

prop joe's pretty great. the scene where he calls up the police to see who's trailing marlo.. roffles

daria-g, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 03:31 (eighteen years ago)

i never voted :( still haven't decided!

tehresa, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 04:07 (eighteen years ago)

I'm the only one who voted Bunny. ;_;

Leee, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:08 (eighteen years ago)

and god bless you for it!

The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:14 (eighteen years ago)

Seems about right. Surprised Greggs didn't get any votes!

Jordan, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

No bullet wound closeups in topless scenes.

Oilyrags, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 19:12 (eighteen years ago)

lester freeman in cadillac ad!

tehresa, Thursday, 22 November 2007 07:31 (eighteen years ago)

i figure bodie must have some huge role in season 4 otherwise he's way overrated

deej, Thursday, 22 November 2007 07:58 (eighteen years ago)

i totally lied, it was daniels, not freamon. i should not post at 2am.

tehresa, Thursday, 22 November 2007 17:17 (eighteen years ago)

one month passes...

I didn't vote in this because I wasn't caught up (still not). But I just finished season 3 and omg I miss Stringer Bell! his death scene was perfect.

not entirely unrelated: is Idris Elba maybe the hottest man ever?

horseshoe, Thursday, 3 January 2008 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

one year passes...

i know i shouldn't be poking around wire threads when i haven't finished the series but still, argh i hate spoilers^^^

anyways, i'm almost finished w/ season 2 right now (brother mouzone just arrived), so these results seem weird. bodie? really? i take it he plays a bigger role as the show progresses.

also my favorites are obv affected by how far i am w/ the series.

bubbles was a season 1 favorite for me.

also daniels, seriously he is one of the best characters on the show, best cast, too

d'angelo & wallace, love them too and miss them

stringer, kima. kima got robbed on this

mark cl, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:52 (sixteen years ago)

also, omar's obv great but i think he was just hyped way too much for me before i started the series. i only started watching this show at the beginning of june but i had already heard so much about omar that w/ every appearance i expect so much. he is a great character tho

mark cl, Thursday, 16 July 2009 18:54 (sixteen years ago)

i enjoy the greek, serge, and vondas and all them but i have little to no affection for them. they're well-acted and well-cast but something about them still seems like standard 'foreign criminal' shit.

what i liked about season 1 was how sympathetic it made me feel towards the barksdale crew. obviously the sobotkas are more sympathetic but the series thus far hasn't pulled me into them the way it has w/ the barksdale crew.

mark cl, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:00 (sixteen years ago)

*meant that the sobotkas are more sympathetic than the greek et al, not more than the barksdale crew

mark cl, Thursday, 16 July 2009 19:01 (sixteen years ago)

four months pass...

prop joe robbed

"I get through more mojitos.." (bear, bear, bear), Friday, 4 December 2009 09:32 (sixteen years ago)

Slim Charles 0

http://demongirl.org/pics/lolz/dood-why-u-gota-be-so-mean.jpg

mascara and pies (a hoy hoy), Friday, 4 December 2009 09:40 (sixteen years ago)

sixteen years pass...

not sure where to put this – but RIP, Ziggy.
had no idea James Ransone had such a rough private life/past

always loved him in everything he was in

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Sunday, 21 December 2025 23:39 (one month ago)

same

ziggy is one of the most maddening shitheels in screen history imo

Wichita Referee's Assistant (darraghmac), Sunday, 21 December 2025 23:50 (one month ago)

Despite this being a the wire thread, this scene has a permanent residence in my head:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D6pZ2jeD87Y

FRAUDULENT STEAKS (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Monday, 22 December 2025 00:37 (one month ago)


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