BEST IN SHOW POLL

It's totally between Harlan Pepper and the Swans.

gerry and cookie

i can't say no to eugene

harlan & hubert, but with nods to the whole cast. that was one awesome movie.

I think it is their best one, for real.

i mostly just want to vote for fred willard

OTM

Scott and Stefan sort of feel like they're from a different movie in that they're not portrayed as basically pathetic or trying hard to put a game face on some barely concealed desperation. They're instead pretty comfy with themselves and enjoy each other's company, which sort of doesn't work in this milieu. But I had to vote for them because they had the best punchlines.

I can't choose! Ok, S & S for the same reason as ^^^.

I only remember the first three (I haven't seen it for six years or so, I think) and Parker Posey's tantrum in the toy shop decides it.

cosine!

Hubert was the only memorable dog for me, so he and Harlan get my vote. Something about the southern charm. Gerry & Cookie and the gays are very good, too. The other two, I couldn't remember right away.

but christy cummings was kind of awesome - a way cooler kind of high strung than posey!

i felt sorry for beatrice the dog

"who are you all of a sudden?!"

"she looks like a cocktail waitress on an oil rig"

People say 'oh but he's so much older than you' and you know what, I'm the one having to push him away. We have so much in common, we both love soup and snow peas, we love the outdoors, and talking and not talking. We could not talk or talk forever and still find things to not talk about.

I'd say, "Peanut. Hazelnut. Cashew nut. Macadamia nut." That was the one that would send her into going crazy. She'd say, "Would you stop naming nuts!" And Hubert used to be able to make the sound, he couldn't talk, but he'd go "rrrawr rrawr" and that sounded like Macadamia nut.

"I saw her at the sideshow at the fair. The sign said, 'TURTLE WOMAN - PLEASE BEWARE'." And they had a sign saying, "BEWARE," because of snapping turtles, I guess. "But I went in and I just had to stare. Turtle Woman, I love you, I don't care."

Wow, these are the only IMDB tags! Normally movies have like 400.

* Hotel
* Pet Shop
* Homosexual
* Dog Show
* Fake Documentary
* Promiscuous Past
* Commentator
* Dog Toy
* Dog
* Kimono
* Lesbian
* Ventriloquist
* Small Town
* Credit Card
* Dog Psychiatrist
* Florida
* Illinois
* New York City
* Philadelphia Pennsylvania
* Congress Of The Cow
* Mockumentary
* Blue Ribbon
* Gay Hairdresser
* Pennsylvania
* Philadelphia
* Lesbian Kiss
* Dog Humping On Human Leg
* Title Spoken By Character

God. I love them all, but Scott and Stefan for the win.

"You're packing 6 kimonos? We're only going to be gone for the weekend."

"Ok, so seven...?"

God loves a terrier.

"I'll gouge your right eye out with my thumb, I shit you not, you little freak!"

"That toy looks least like a bee of all the ones I've shown you"

Split vote. Scott and Stefan are the best owners. But Winky just beats Miss Agnes. I like small dogs, less slobber.

The church on Main St. in my town has bells in its belfry which play "God Loves a Terrier." I swear.

harlan. for the way he says 'macadamia nut'.

"red pistachio nut... natural, all natural white pistachio nut..."

yeah, harlan/hubert. the most downplayed but funniest.

roxy that is awesome! i wonder if i could get my school to do that (they already play things like "kiss the girl").

Harlan's beach ball collection from the deleted scenes is AMAZING.

I pretty much remember nothing from this 'cept Fred Willard

"I'd hate to go on a date with Judge Edie Franklin and have her judge me, that'd be no fun."

he really is the best character

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Put your hands up for ILX, they hate these lesbians

haha

Scott and Stefan robbed

haha I just came to post the same thing

"you've already packed 6 kimonos"
"ok so there's 7..."
"we're in philadelphia for 48 hours."
"ok so i actually i need...ok there's 8..."

on the marquee, in big letters:

US!!!!

harlan pepper's version of "honky tonkin'"

i mostly just want to vote for fred willard

― max, Sunday, November 11, 2007 8:21 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

so otm

oh god I love him in this

"Look at Scott! He is prancing along with the dog! Man, I tell you something, if you live in my neighborhood and you're dressed like that, you'd better be a hotel doorman."

haha he is by far the funniest part of this -- total nonstop lolz

"...went after her like she was made outta ham!"

^that was the best line he had i think. williard is essentially doing letterman

i would def have voted harlan pepper & hubert