If I see him in the lifts, should I ask:
a) Why you consider yourself evil or eviiiiiiiiiiill?
or
b) Is HEN FAP something you need to have?
c) You add your own option here and I may use it if I see The Emperor lurking around. But probably not. And it is only a rumour!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:51 (eighteen years ago)
Also: Rupert Murdoch might make an appearance if anyone can spell his last name right.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:52 (eighteen years ago)
KILL HIM.
― Pashmina, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
Ask him if he misses Kerry Packer
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:53 (eighteen years ago)
...or at least give him a punch in the nuts.
Or if his son plans on setting up any more shitty hip-hop labels
say "i love it when a plan comes together!!!11!!!!!!!", then say, "oh no, that was that other dude lol".
― That one guy that hit it and quit it, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:54 (eighteen years ago)
I'm going to ask him why he shut down the Adelaide Rams.
They were a great Rugby League team!!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:55 (eighteen years ago)
Say "I'm not as sad as Dostoevsky, I'm not as clever as Mark Twain", then say, "oh no, that was that other dude lol".
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:56 (eighteen years ago)
Fair play, it's not like he's turned out to be Tom Cruise's best fat Scientologist friend like Packer's kid.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 09:58 (eighteen years ago)
Actually, there's a Scouser in my office. I better warn Rupert that he might crush him to death and steal his wallet.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 10:01 (eighteen years ago)
^^^lol
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 November 2007 10:10 (eighteen years ago)
You forgot pissing on corpses, but still an A* zing
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 November 2007 10:14 (eighteen years ago)
I actually got to shake hands with him. Unfortunately he was extremely nice, he even pointed to my USA Rugby pin and said ‘good luck’ jokingly (this was a month prior to the World Cup). It was weird.
― Mr. Goodman, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:27 (eighteen years ago)
some people can afford to act nice
― Just got offed, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:28 (eighteen years ago)
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/7/71/Young-palpatine.jpg/200px-Young-palpatine.jpg
― snoball, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:39 (eighteen years ago)
-- Just got offed, Monday, November 12, 2007 11:58 PM
Thank you for the incredibly deep and thought-provoking contribution to the thread. Indeed, I have never seen such a formed sentence on the internet before in regards to the influence of money on human behaviour. You must be quite the scholar and the gentleman, one that succeeds in making friends, influencing people and generally excelling in life. I bow my hat to you and hope that you will find an avenue where you will be able to share these deep and meaningful tangents with the wider world.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:41 (eighteen years ago)
some people only know to act like assholes
― Just got offed, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)
Do you have any names of such "assholes" (I'm not a fan of the Americanised spelling but I'll let it go on this occasions) but I shudder at the very thought of having them post on I Love Everything.
I don't think I could bear it. Honestly, it would be worse than *that* creepy young chap.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)
You do realise you're the only one who still thinks I'm creepy? Much as you're the only one who's started a fantastically pointless and unfunny troll-blog in response to the closing-down of Stylus.
― Just got offed, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:48 (eighteen years ago)
You're out of your depth here, son.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:49 (eighteen years ago)
*sees growing crowd of spectators, establishes stall selling promotional merchandise and burgers*
― Matt DC, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:52 (eighteen years ago)
I should also add that my new DVD, "Esteban Buttez's Classic Trolls and Zings", is being released on November 22. The perfect stocking stuffer for the ILX meta loser in your life!
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)
...he even pointed to my USA Rugby pin and said ‘good luck’...
Is there time to get a pin with "hacker on steroids/internet hate machine" written on it made up?
― Pashmina, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:06 (eighteen years ago)
That reminds me, I should give him my Facebook address.
― King Boy Pato, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:10 (eighteen years ago)
throw a bad egg at him
― Heave Ho, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:18 (eighteen years ago)
Jesus, Pato, get some goddamn beauty sleep. It's the middle of the shitting night!
― Just got offed, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:20 (eighteen years ago)
Do not go gentle into that shitting night. Rage, rage, against the dying of the shite.
― ledge, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:22 (eighteen years ago)
Don't get me wrong, I wanted The BUTTEZSPHERE to be funny. I wanted it to make me laugh. There's still time.
― Just got offed, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:23 (eighteen years ago)
it's prolly midday in Australia
― Heave Ho, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:26 (eighteen years ago)
in bizarro-Australia somewhere in mid-Atlantic
― Just got offed, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:28 (eighteen years ago)
Clock 1:03 AM Tuesday (CST) - Time in Adelaide, South Australia
― Heave Ho, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:33 (eighteen years ago)
ask him if anyone besides Dennis Potter has named their cancer after him.
― Dr Morbius, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:37 (eighteen years ago)
Ask him if he feels responsible for Dennis Potter's last two plays being so shitty.
― Dom Passantino, Monday, 12 November 2007 14:43 (eighteen years ago)
wait esteban has a job?
― sanskrit, Monday, 12 November 2007 15:48 (eighteen years ago)