how all business phones should be answered

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How ALL business phones SHOULD be answered!

GOOD MORNING,

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WELCOME TO THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

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Press '1' for English ....

....Press '2' to disconnect until you learn to speak English.

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And remember only two defining forces have ever

Offered to die for you ...

Jesus Christ

... And the American Soldier.

One died for your soul,

The other for your freedom.

If you agree......

Keep it going

omar little, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

dammit, image limits!

omar little, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

And remember only two defining forces have ever

Offered to die for you ...

Jesus Christ

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... And the American Soldier.

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One died for your soul,

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omar little, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

The other for your freedom.

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If you agree......

Keep it going

omar little, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

pwned by shitty nu-ilx code

hstencil, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:48 (eighteen years ago)

is that Liz Phair answering the phones at Xenophobe Corp?

milo z, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

that doesn't look anything like ol' liz, dude.

hstencil, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:52 (eighteen years ago)

totally looks like her in the Stratford-on-Guy video, bro

milo z, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:54 (eighteen years ago)

i dunno about that, hoss

omar little, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:56 (eighteen years ago)

whatever, ese

milo z, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

that totally kind of looks like liz

chaki, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 00:57 (eighteen years ago)

man did all you guys get expensive eye surgery too?

hstencil, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

i dont even get that remark

chaki, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:40 (eighteen years ago)

I HAVE LAZER EYE

but not from surgery!

Abbott, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:41 (eighteen years ago)

It's like looking in a mirror!

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

Oh, sorry, I was looking in a mirror.

Mark G, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:48 (eighteen years ago)

see here's the thing.

it makes sense if you say that B ----> A, like no, no really, she's a phone answerer during the day, and a matchstick in the mouth chick by night.

if you try and convince me that A ----> B it doesn't make as much sense ("Liz Phair is actually this chick if you give her a midwestern haircut and a light blue sweater and take the match out of her mouth").

i don't know why it doesn't work in both directions, but it doesn't.

gbx, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 01:56 (eighteen years ago)

you're thinkin way too hard about this

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:04 (eighteen years ago)

a debate such as BACON VS. BUTTER would be more productive, interesting

-- elmo argonaut, Monday, November 12, 2007 12:51 PM (18 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

hstencil, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 02:23 (eighteen years ago)


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