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Dirty Dozen: A Poll starring Lee Marvin, Charles Bronson, et al

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
Telly Savalas - Archer Maggott 5
[code]Lee Marvin - Maj. Reisman 2
Donald Sutherland - Vernon Pinkley 2
Clint Walker - Samson Posey 1
John Cassavetes - Victor Franko 1
Charles Bronson - Joseph Wladislaw 1
George Kennedy - Maj. Max Armbruster 0
Dora Reisser - German Officer's Girl 0
Thick Wilson - Worden's Aide 0
Al Mancini - Tassos Bravos 0
Colin Maitland - Seth Sawyer 0
Robert Phillips - Corporal Carl Morgan 0
Stuart Cooper - Roscoe Lever 0
Ben Carruthers - Glenn Gilpin 0
Tom Busby - Milo Vladek 0
Robert Webber - Gen. Denton 0
Ernest Borgnine - Gen. Worden 0
Jim Brown - Robert Jefferson 0
Ralph Meeker - Capt. Stuart Kinder 0
Trini Lopez - Pedro Jiminez 0
Robert Ryan - Col. Everett Dasher-Breed 0
Richard Jaeckel - Sgt. Bowren 0
George Roubicek - Pvt. Arthur James Gardner[/code]0


― gff, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:08 (eighteen years ago)

oh good thing our bb code works in all cases

― gff, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:09 (eighteen years ago)

not a very good movie.

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:12 (eighteen years ago)

favourite, or who is dirtiest?

― ☪, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:13 (eighteen years ago)

gotta be Trini Lopez; when his agent tried to negotiate a raise mid-shoot, they killed his character (offscreen)!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:14 (eighteen years ago)

ha, didn't know that

― gff, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:29 (eighteen years ago)

Telly Savalas - his performance as Maggott helps add interest to a first half that would have been duller otherwise. A bit like his appearance in the final scene of "Capricorn One" - "I think you're a pervert!"

― snoball, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 16:34 (eighteen years ago)

Cassavetes or Savalas

― Joe, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:52 (eighteen years ago)

I need to sit down and watch this all the way through, have only seen in parts.

― Laurel, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 17:53 (eighteen years ago)

Morbs sadly OTM. It's ridiculously long for the material.

― milo z, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:15 (eighteen years ago)

and Aldrich made a really terrific war movie, Attack!

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:18 (eighteen years ago)

Also docked points for bad chixflix joke in one of those Tom Hanks/Meg Ryan movies where the dudes cry about this movie instead of whatever movie the chix0rz are crying about.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:29 (eighteen years ago)

yeah, the afterlife of this film is 60% due to Nora Ephron

― Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:34 (eighteen years ago)

Fun Facts from IMDb.com

Trivia

* The scene between Tom Hanks and Victor Garber crying over the movie The Dirty Dozen was completely improvised during the take.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:49 (eighteen years ago)

huh? it's on one cable channel or another at least 1x a week, and has been for ever. it had tv longevity long before whatever movie that was

yeah it's not that great, but the cast is. i voted marvin, and i think telly savalas is pretty bad, tbh

i link it up with 'stripes' in my head: war movies about 'rebels' that confound the dad hierarchy of the military but do exactly what they're supposed to in the end.

― gff, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:51 (eighteen years ago)

I think Morbius was joking.

― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 18:53 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Thursday, 15 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Maggott easily wins - "it's judgement day, sinners!!"

Oh, and:

"Suh? Do we have to eat with niggahs?"
"What's going on, sir?"
"Oh, the gentleman from the South had a question about the dining arrangements. He and his comrades are discussing place settings now."

Bronson kills with the last time, through.

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 15 November 2007 08:57 (eighteen years ago)

Oh shit, I forgot about Sutherland's character inspecting the troops. That scene kills.

"Where are you from, son?...Never heard of it."

― King Boy Pato, Thursday, 15 November 2007 08:59 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Friday, 16 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

twelve ilxors have seen this movie

― ☪, Friday, 16 November 2007 00:24 (eighteen years ago)

Six voted for in the 60s Poll

― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 16 November 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

eleven years pass...

I'd never seen this movie before. I was shocked that it was a totally unjustified 2 1/2 hours long, and it takes an hour and 45 minutes of that before they even launch their ridiculous mission. Anyway, I thought it was almost embarrassingly artless and pretty dull, but obviously the movie's influence and legacy looms large through everything from "The A*Team" to "Inglorious Basterds." But the movie that I was reminded of the most was "Stripes," of all things, right down to the ridiculous action conclusion.

― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 July 2019 04:08 (seven years ago)


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