The most disturbing ad ever - furries to sell orange soda

Christ, the moment where the octopus woman squeezes oranges with her boobs!

Yeah, this thing is just ripe with horrors of that kind.

good lord love a duck.

Kavalino (42 minutes ago)

Positively marvelous! Beautiful CGI work and technically very well done. Very creative and so imaginitive :-) Entertaining :-)

As for those people making the nasty anti-furry comments, I am amazed. With all of the things to be against in the world, like war, poverty, disease and bad government... they attack something that isn't even real, and something which for most people is just a harmless hobby. Too many people just don't have their priorities straight. Sad, that. ~ Jonathan Rich

and immediately after that, posted mere seconds later:

ProudAnselmo (42 minutes ago)

You sick bastards need professional help.

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

Hahaha ... and to think i've seen it more than once.

Or maybe you didnt understand everyting and want a point by point recap of the ad ...

NO I DO NOT

Christ, the moment where the octopus woman squeezes oranges with her boobs!

I was hoping this was an exaggeration. ;_;

I think Kavalino is right though. Stuff like this kinda drops my jaw because it's so far from what I find appealing, but I don't think furries deserve such scorn poured on them for what is essentially a fetish among others. Imagine if someone would, for example, say that S/M practicioners are sick and need professional help? Would that be funny? Just because these folks' fetish kinda goofy doesn't justify such commments.

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"fetish is"

Holy mother of god.

I think its the association of sexuality with what are traditionally childhood fascinations (cutesy/stuffed animals/cartoons etc) that most people find disturbing. Its like one step removed from pedophilia in that respect.

personally it strikes me as fucking ridiculous, but no more so than adult babies or S&M or whatever. hey as long as its consensual I don't give a shit what anybody does.

It's when they have their conventions at hotels I later visit and I start to think about what they left on the sheets that I get skeeved out.

Its like one step removed from pedophilia in that respect.

Yeah, but furry fantasies seem to involve speficially adult versions of kiddie cartoons, with boobs and erect penises and everything, so I wouldn't really associate furries with pedophilia any more than those men who find school uniforms on adult women hot.

Sexual fantasies are a weird land, but like you said, as long as it only has to do with consensual activities between adults, there should be nothing wrong with it.

yeah I know, like I said its the intersection of the two that upsets people. the idea that stuff for kids should be, y'know, for kids, and isolated from adult sexuality.

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How do you feel about the German dude who found someone who consented to being fucked, killed, cooked and eaten?

I'm cool with it.

people are crazy, whadayawant.

How do you feel about the German dude who found someone who consented to being fucked, killed, cooked and eaten?

That's way different. Basically I think anyone who consents to being cooked and eaten doesn't have his full mental capacity, so even if the guy who killed him would appeal to his victim's freedom of choice, it's still wrong for him to exploit a person who is obviously a bit koo-koo.

Very cleverly done technically I guess, but like all furry art I've seen, the better it's done the more ew gross it is.

well, the cgi work was nice

I think it's funny that ProudAnselmo is spending time out of his own presumably extremely interesting and worthy life to tell (admittedly pretty childish and/or perverted) others that they need to get a life.

compare to:

http://pixyland.org/peterpan/Imagezz/dory/DP_tutuPics_02_ext.JPG

i stopped at the golden shower. ye gods.

Lol at comment:

"I don't think you have to be a furry fetishist to enjoy this ad. I'm not."

The octo-woman is cool! She needs a spinoff.

wtf Zebra shooting off hot soda onto furry chest??????

this is what i'm talking about.

possible antecedent for this wrongness: the cadburys caramel ads of the 80s.

tho i guess i shouldn't assume soda is hot

when i went to the theater sunday there was some refreshments ad at the w/ anthropomorphic cgi foxes

What Cadbury's ad!

http://www.loganberry.furtopia.org/furvey/furvey8.html

http://www.furnation.com/Acru/commissions/Image18.jpg

http://ip.rhps.org/gallery/sn/02/alf.jpg

http://yerf.artspots.com/tempalbe/nate_rec.gif

for posterity's sake:

http://img148.imageshack.us/img148/7482/naterecfh3.gif

Omaha the Cat Dancer to thread

if i could cry tears of vomit...

What Cadbury's ad!

-- roxymuzak, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 19:37 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Link

This Cadbury's ad:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EjQ5Yw72xtA

I remember "Sounds" magazine's end-of-year poll in '81 or '82, where when they printed the results, they'd print some of the odder ones, one of which was "the cadbury's caramel rabbit" for "most fanciable female". How we laughed when we read that! Little did we know....

Haha!

whoah who did that...? looks kinda like Don Bluth

Between this and the ads for Beowulf being near-photorealistic, the idea of porn made in 10-15 years scares the living shit out of me.

Even the adjective "Pulpeuse" sounds kinda debauched.

Pulpeuse has two meanings in this case. First one is a ref to orangina, which has bits of orange pulp in it hence the pulpeuse. Pulpeuse also means voluptuous or something equivalent. Thx orangina for showing me a deer and teling me that it is voluptuous .

Putting the 'GINA back in the Orangina to a painfully discomforting degree.

may cause Angina

Elizabetha Prima Regina

Show me your O* face.

*rangina

ORANG UTAN VAGINA

the horror is finally invoked

I am punching you the next time I see you. Just so you know.

:D with pleasure! DPFAPII, this time with added violence! perhaps it could become a ritual for all transatlantic faps: the Punching of the Limey Retard.

LJ, srsly, how is this "tabula rasa" thing going to work for me when you define yourself in the most abominable ways? I very much understand the power of self-deprecating humor to deflate tension, but have some self respect.

it's ok Abbott! there's this onrunning limey retard joke thing, see, based on how easy it is for US and UK to miss each other and thus recourse to insulting. i have plenty self-respect, although it's humbling to think i will never create anything quite as warped as this television advert.

You should see the billboards they have up all over. It's like every morning, trying to stay awake in the subway i just get this sense of horror. It does keep me awake though, wouldnt want to have nightmares.

ORANG UTAN VAGINA

"Utan vagina" means "without vagina" in Swedish. Seriously.

I've always pronounced it "OranGINA." It's fun asking the girl behind the counter if she has oranGINA, as if it's some disease.

Maybe this explains my nonexistant love life.

Orangu-tang

That was truly horrible.

While in Australia, we have this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=2FCx_-qK1CA

oh those ads are for beer, i should have realised

TEH FURRIES ARE TAKING OVER ARGH

this was the furries ad before my movie the other night. way better.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbLr2NEV_7o

Hmm, it's all about that "swing", isn't it?

Youtube comments - love 'em.

its not phil collins in a gorilla suit at all you idiots, its an actor playing a drummer in a gorilla suits you focking morons

I just this weekend bought my first Orangina for ages (it was a twofer with the drink I actually wanted, and I thought, hey, I haven't had that since childhood summer holidays) and thought it was quite nice and worth buying again.

I have now decided that it is not worth buying again in case the shop assistant thinks I've been inspired to by this ad. Brr.

Your search - "Elizabetha Prima vagina" - did not match any documents.

I don't think a board that has over 100 responses to KITTEN!!!!! in two weeks really has room to talk.

Related.

omfg

not really a big deal.

pastagina furry add plz

here's an idea:

SFW
+
NSFW
+
?????????
=
PROFIT

Ha this thread is revived just a day after that ad came back in cinemas. Saw it yesterday just before Wall E. And to think I had almost erased that shit out of my mind ;_;

Man, and I thought that god damned Charmin bear who rolls around in toilet paper was off-putting...

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2286/2444006089_69bdc4791d.jpg?v=0

i never wanna drink orangina again ... not that i ever drank it much to begin with.

There are a few other posters. Here is one more, for all the bear lovers among you:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/tolitoli/1733959275/

http://i16.ebayimg.com/08/i/000/eb/96/6438_1.JPG

sweet, sweet jesus I am at your mercy, monsieur bear

That bear looks like he's posing for a Tom of Finland picture.

itt tuomas of finland

I am punching you the next time I see you. Just so you know.

-- HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:36 (8 months ago) Bookmark Link

lolololol i'm gonna hold you to this tomorrow

Will it be liveblogged?

dan, just so you go into this with a clear head:

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=3PakAiTZWAs

http://www.fun57.com