Christmas Hotties

Noëmie, but I don't like her hair in the new ad

Don't know who this people are, but I like Erin O'Connor.

They are models, except for Antonio Banderas, who is an actor.

(I like Erin too)

Elizabeth Jagger is jgo's drag persona.

Too many Jaggers in drag around here as it is.

Laura or Noëmie for me. I can't decide.

Noemie by a long shot

Antonio makes me wild with lust, otherwise it's all about Erin.

whoa, i totally thought one of those ladies was Buffy

I voted for Laura, as Noemie is always walking around her in underwear and it's just too obvious.

Laura, please.

noemie is makelele's missus? her.

... if she wasnt would you not?

i have some kind of senseless thing for erin type girls, so her i'm afraid. and also an even more sensless thing for girls with big gobs, so elizabeth gets 2nd. noemie is obv gorgeous but claude puts me off. laura = booooring, does nothing at all for me.

Each to his own

Erin = Indie

no doubt!

Banderas looks really weird in this. His half-smile at the end is strange and uncomfortable.

He's thinking about how to vote.

Is Banderas wearing a Zorro mask while skiing?

Twiggy, of course.

Antonio B actually looks quite hackett nowadays so it's a fine tribute to the make up department on set.

It's been 25 years since he debuted in Labyrinth of Passion.

Disappointed to see neither Laurence Marks nor Frank Spencer in this commercial.

They're all a bit willowy and modelly, aren't they? Meh.

I really love this advert, but I'm a sucker for faux-50s/ 60s retro.

I vote Lizzie, but I like Laura's hair. I also have a bit of an Erin thing, but she looks better in starker, more dramatic clothes.

Antonio looks very Montgomery Clift there.

Twiggy looks amazing for a 58 year old!

Twiggy, easily. Noëmie second. Erin a bit too sub audrey h (& there can only be one audrey h)

i'm pretty sure i saw a much longer version of the ad.

btw - i wonder what happened to the one that used to be in hearsay? wasn't she, inexplicably, in the last batch of ads.

She was heavily pregnant in the last batch of ads.

http://www.johnlewis.com/jl_assets/list/230401790.jpg

A hottie, yesterday.

A hottie bottie

Depends how you use it!

http://narang.com/images/hot-water-bottles-covers/img/net-5954.jpg

A christmas hottie.

http://www.nappyheadedboy.com/botti.jpg

Oh,oh what's that? I can't see because of our ridiculously over-strict firewall here. Latest site to be banned seems to be John Lewis online - thereby ballsing up my Christmas shopping plans for the day :(

I'll shop for you on the John Lewis site! Just email me your credit card details!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nottingham/content/images/2005/08/25/tramp_master_361x470.gif

Me, after paying off the resulting bill.

I couldn't find a longer version on YouTube, but here's the extended one from last year: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBT88STzSXE

I think I (marginally) prefer this year's offering.

Actually, scrap that - this year's is way better (though over-played Bassey still gives me a shiver)

They released the full version of that Bassey cover, I saw some of the video on tv a few days ago...Truly frightening.

Anyway, all the girls - including Twiggy who is a year younger than my mother. Noemie till has a special place in my heart and the short hair suits her.

Marks & Spencer ad is shit but would def smash Erin O'Connor.

This is turning into a two (clothes)horse race.

I still think "Twiggy Lawson" sounds like an ironic public schoolboy name!

This commercial confuses me. It looks like their heads are photoshopped on?

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

Elizabeth Jagger for the youth factor

OMG I just watched this and Erin O'Connor is george-ous, esp. in the last outfit w/the halter top. Oh...

Laura Bailey has a v beautiful face, too.

this is her (erin o' conner):

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/231/512802423_577e4da082.jpg

She is like a prettier ENYA!

Cripes! Am I just too old or what?!? I only know Antonio Banderas (HOTTIE)so he gets my vote. That girl above , Erin o'Conner? Has a hook nose and the neck of a flamingo, so I can't even begin to consider her as a hottie. George Clooney = Hottie.

Female Hottie?!??? Hmmmm. If it's got to be a female, I think that Jennifer Love-Hewitt is a babe. (I wish I looked like her.) Maybe next lifetime.

Mom?

She is pretty, but in a weird way. xxpost

Erin O’Connor. She's just like WOAH.

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

Marks & Spencer ad is shit but would def smash Erin O'Connor.

-- Noodle Vague, Wednesday, November 14, 2007 8:23 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Link

^^

That result is quite a surprise

Not really, I imagine a lot of women voted in this poll as well as the usual drooling men

... that would probably explain Antonio Banderas' high placing too

I finally watched this yesterday, after voting based on remembering what they looked like from other stuff. I made the right choice, anyway - Laura is total winter hottness - almost off the phwoar scale. Twigs is fantastic too!

But Erin? Folks - are you sure?

Twiggy would have got my vote. But apart from Erin O'Connor, she's the only other one I'd recognise... and Antonio Banderas.

i didn't vote. but twiggy was never hot. no jean shrimpton she.

No, she certainly wasn't hot when she was the 16 year old stick insect but she matured well

ENYA ++

erin o'connor? ugh, woman looks like she just chowed on a 3 course dinner of smug. like a female jimmy carr.

ENNNNNNYA!

I think Erin looks wonderful draped across the chaise longue.

Laura's intro (stare in B&W) beats everything else in that ad.

Y ANTONIO BANDERAS!!

This year's M&S ad is a bit meh. And so is the coffee George Clooney advertises.

I absolutely hate this year's.

Such a fucking smugfest.

Lily Cole, though.

Lily Cole needs to go away.

She is. She's off to uni, and won't be modelling till she's done.

i laughed at the one before the christmas one - autumn, after dark, in a fairground and noemie still managed to get down to her bra and knickers. who writes these?

a couple of them, erin and one other (twiggy as it happens), opened the new supermegamall in sw12 but i didn't find out until the day after.

who cares how they justify noemie in her underwear tho?

Noemie in her underwear jogging downstairs in this latest one! It's unjustifiable, I tells ya.

some things justify themselves.

ok I saw this picture on aol shopping and I had to post it, what a hawt looking angel
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1236/shoppingendcap361685291pw0.jpg

for some reason the picture looks shrunken on my ilx so here is a link
http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1236/shoppingendcap361685291pw0.jpg

Aw, lovely Take That are this year's Christmas hotties. They are more hottie than Antonio Banderas.

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