Are all journalists really massive users of cocaine?

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Or is this yet another lie peddled by the liberal media elite, in an effort to make their lives appear that bit more exciting?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:51 (eighteen years ago)

Yes?

HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:55 (eighteen years ago)

Good thread

Dom Passantino, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

i fucking wish

max, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:57 (eighteen years ago)

what's a journalist?

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 22:58 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.lehigh.edu/~ineng/nhl/g_salv2.jpg

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

ButIamexcitingandI'mgreatandreally,can'tyousee,it's,like... sniff... sorry? What were you saying? OHMYGODSERIOUSLYITHINKWE'REALLBRILLIANTANDYOUSHOULDSEE,YOUSHOULDSEETHEAMAZINGPEOPLEI'MHEREWITHNOW. GOT ANY MORE? YOU'RESOFUNNY!ITOTALLYWESHOULDHANGOUTMOREtotally.

Anna, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:00 (eighteen years ago)

I have just discovered I'm a lot nicer than I thought I was because I still haven't posted the really mean joke that popped out at me immediately after Dom's post.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

Real answer: I don't think any more than other social groups.

Anna, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:02 (eighteen years ago)

I was just wondering. It is such a standard when journalists are being discussed, like in a recent satirical piece by someone about Evening Standard journalists getting excited by the de Menezes guy having taken cocaine once.

The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:04 (eighteen years ago)

advertising people use a lot of weed i've heard

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Career moms eat their kids ritalin, too

Will M., Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:07 (eighteen years ago)

Career moms eat their kids; ritalin, too.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:08 (eighteen years ago)

it it true everyone in the navy is a binge alcoholic

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:11 (eighteen years ago)

What about doctors raiding the pharmacy?

Anna, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:13 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, there was some survey that said the people who drink the most as a proportion of their income level were booksellers. My former flatmate, who was selling books at the time, reckoned this was true. "Everyone at Borders has a failed dream," he said, looking at the bottom of his wine glass.

Anna, Tuesday, 13 November 2007 23:15 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think any more than other social groups.

-- Anna, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:02 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

no more than people *of their social group* (and age and wealth) but come on, probably a lot more than, you know, most of the country.

That one guy that hit it and quit it, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, there was some survey that said the people who drink the most as a proportion of their income level were booksellers. My former flatmate, who was selling books at the time, reckoned this was true. "Everyone at Borders has a failed dream," he said, looking at the bottom of his wine glass.

-- Anna, Tuesday, November 13, 2007 11:15 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Link

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
my mom's boss

latebloomer, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

I work in film and TV and I've never been offered cocaine and never seen anyone taking it.

Mark C, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

you work too hard

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 00:53 (eighteen years ago)

thats because you are in england

chaki, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:09 (eighteen years ago)

im a journalists and i really use massive cocaine

jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:11 (eighteen years ago)

i should be using so many more drugs

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

right now

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:25 (eighteen years ago)

:3

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

Yesandthisis1987.

M.V., Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

if you could buy cocaine at teh corner store in a six-pack for $9.10 incl tax and deposit then whoa lord help us all i guess

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:28 (eighteen years ago)

tbh i have no idea how anyone manages to be at work on coke unless everyone else they work with is also on coke (e.g., journalists?)

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

How come south american countries manage to survive with all that cocaine

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

Working on cocaine would make me want to do body shots off of coworkers and change between Techno mp3s every 45 seconds

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:31 (eighteen years ago)

haha yes!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:33 (eighteen years ago)

and pose with people for photos with stupid/"hot" looks on face!

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:34 (eighteen years ago)

or turn on the itunes visualizer and hit hot keys in time with the music

PALATE SWAPPPPPp

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:42 (eighteen years ago)

ok i'm kinda glad booze and coffee seem to have cornered my personal market
cigarettes tried in mind only but they are kinda too awesome/terrible for banalities of everyday use

ok i think newspaper journalists are the cocainists mostly

rrrobyn, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 01:49 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, there was some survey that said the people who drink the most as a proportion of their income level were booksellers.

but could that be because their income is low?

The Real Dirty Vicar, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:36 (eighteen years ago)

and they are sad

jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

they have no cocaines

jhøshea, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:40 (eighteen years ago)

Media salespeople tend to dwarf editorial types in terms of cocaine usage. This should come as a surprise to absolutely nobody.

I still think journalists may have a slight edge over other social groups, but hey, a lot of them don't earn that much and 'journalist' /= London-based meeja caricature.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:43 (eighteen years ago)

(By which I mean, I'm fairly sure there are a greater proportion of journalists than, say, greengrocers taking coke).

Matt DC, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:45 (eighteen years ago)

There's a bit of differnce too, between say Julie Burchill and AA Gill and a junior reporter for the Scunthorpe Advertiser.

(Legal disclaimer, I know nothing about the drug use of the people named above, I just chose them as an example of famuous and wealthy journalists.)

Anna, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

I don't think most journalists in London can afford it TBH. As far as I can tell the standby is pints, g&t's and more pints.

xpost

Tracer Hand, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 13:53 (eighteen years ago)

Actually, there was some survey that said the people who drink the most as a proportion of their income level were booksellers. My former flatmate, who was selling books at the time, reckoned this was true. "Everyone at Borders has a failed dream," he said, looking at the bottom of his wine glass.

This is certainly true of every bookseller I have lived with.

braveclub, Wednesday, 14 November 2007 14:04 (eighteen years ago)

I work in a bookshop now.

Today someone started and I asked was she at college and she said "no I'm finished for two years".

"Arts degree?"

"Yep".

Ronan, Thursday, 15 November 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

IT'S THE KNOWLEDGE ECONOMY

Tracer Hand, Thursday, 15 November 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

*not scared*

Just got offed, Thursday, 15 November 2007 00:47 (eighteen years ago)

i have never been offered cocaine on the job or off the job, but it's never too late

gershy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:03 (eighteen years ago)

then again, i'm not a journalist

gershy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:05 (eighteen years ago)

only the fun ones.

chicago kevin, Thursday, 15 November 2007 04:45 (eighteen years ago)

a guy i worked with almost died from an infection he got shooting coke with a dirty needle. but he was kind of an exception. most coke-using journalists i've known haven't used that much, and most journalists i've known don't use coke. booze much more prevalent, then tobacco, then weed. coke is at best a distant 4th.

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 15 November 2007 07:03 (eighteen years ago)

(although mind you this is all print/broadsheet/alt-weekly people. in glossies or tv, i don't know.)

tipsy mothra, Thursday, 15 November 2007 07:06 (eighteen years ago)

eight years pass...

So yerman supervet what's going on there

Soon all logins will look like this (darraghmac), Wednesday, 2 March 2016 19:52 (nine years ago)


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