The place to request photoshops from the beloved poster who brought us Tuomas is Real and its followup Tragic Thongs of Life as well as playing the Jonathan Winters role on The It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, 99 Cent CD Firesale On Amazon Thread. But please be nice to him, as he lives in an out of the way place without much social contact.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 06:29 (eighteen years ago)
I started this thread so I could request Raggett Brain as featured on this thread
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 06:30 (eighteen years ago)
hahahaha, fuck you Ken. :-)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/RaggettBrain.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:30 (eighteen years ago)
Thank you very much, Mr. C.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:47 (eighteen years ago)
I've done better. The Ned purple-tie pic floating around out there is so overcompressed.
― Rock Hardy, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:49 (eighteen years ago)
That makes me wonder if Purple Rainggett might work.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:20 (eighteen years ago)
I thought of another Tuomas/Louvin mashup, Lash on the Barrelhead, but I don't think it's going to work.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 4 January 2008 01:49 (eighteen years ago)
That new Ned-as-Roxy pic might make a better Raggett Brain.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 02:11 (eighteen years ago)
Where is it?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 4 January 2008 02:49 (eighteen years ago)
what do you look like in the year 2008?
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 03:11 (eighteen years ago)
Rock you should post the one you made as a postcard for me. Thats gonna go up on my new postcard wall at some point soon!
― Trayce, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:06 (eighteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/TraycePostcard-1.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:14 (eighteen years ago)
Bottom right, Arlo is saying to Janis "I thought I heard you putting on black underwear."
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 4 January 2008 05:15 (eighteen years ago)
That Arlo. He so loves to fuck.
― Pleasant Plains, Friday, 4 January 2008 16:09 (eighteen years ago)
Dr Rock H, Please to photoshop Hot Buttered HOOS for this thread.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:31 (seventeen years ago)
Hot Buttered HOOS
Eyes, goggles.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:35 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/arlonjanis2008458440410.gif
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 02:48 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/HotButteredHoos.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:10 (seventeen years ago)
:-D
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:22 (seventeen years ago)
Just steendrive on by.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:29 (seventeen years ago)
I thought about putting a "LOL" birthmark on his head.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:31 (seventeen years ago)
Hooserbolicsyllabicsesteenalymistic
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:32 (seventeen years ago)
HOOSStax
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:34 (seventeen years ago)
By The Time Hoos Drives to Steenix
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:35 (seventeen years ago)
Steen Onions.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:35 (seventeen years ago)
These are really awful.
― Hurting 2, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:36 (seventeen years ago)
We need a thread for these like that rejected JBR screennames one
Or we could just keep doing it here.
I was about to apologize for the awfulness, but why start now?
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:37 (seventeen years ago)
I could have revived this thread, but I confirmed why I didn't when I opened and hurt my eyes reading my previous posts.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:39 (seventeen years ago)
Plus I didn't want to draw fire of one of Ned's Comic Timing Improvement Posts he seems to direct my way every once and a while.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:44 (seventeen years ago)
I can't stop laughing at that pic.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:47 (seventeen years ago)
ISAAC HOOS is the key.
― libcrypt, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)
Black HOOSes
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 03:48 (seventeen years ago)
from the beloved poster who brought us Tuomas is Real
What's this, I don't remember?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 10:37 (seventeen years ago)
It was on secret louvin brotherz borad.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 12:39 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/tuomasisreal3.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:15 (seventeen years ago)
Haha, Christ!
Some extra hands on the girl's shoulders though.
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 13:17 (seventeen years ago)
spooky.
― The Real Dirty Vicar, Tuesday, 15 April 2008 17:18 (seventeen years ago)
I thought about putting a "LOL" birthmark on his head. Maybe you should have put a ^^this on there.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Thursday, 17 April 2008 14:28 (seventeen years ago)
Please to create some form of birthmarked HOOS Buttered HOOS for poll closing tomorrow.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 18 April 2008 01:05 (seventeen years ago)
Sorry, too many work deadlines -- the photo-shop is closed for a few days.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:00 (seventeen years ago)
OK, sorry for being a pest.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:13 (seventeen years ago)
No prob! I'd do it if I had time.
― Rock Hardy, Friday, 18 April 2008 02:23 (seventeen years ago)
Another request, if you can find the time: Two B.E.M.s from here or elsewhere plus Tracer Hand, shopped into a Sergio Leone film poster for The Good, The Bad and The Slugly.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Wednesday, 30 April 2008 17:28 (seventeen years ago)
Hello, Old Friend. I hope you had a good Father's Day. I have just thought of a photoshop that would be perfect for you unique talents. I know you are very busy, but I will put the request in anyway. For this thread if you could change Gloryhallastoopid into Googlehallastoopid. Thanking you in advance, assuming you find the time.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:02 (seventeen years ago)
It's nice to be wanted.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:20 (seventeen years ago)
Thanks.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:23 (seventeen years ago)
Don't kill me, looks great, but now I think it should've been "hEllastoopid"
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:24 (seventeen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/googlehallastoopid-1.jpg
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 18:37 (seventeen years ago)
Thanks. I'll try to reuse it after that thread dies down.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 19:45 (seventeen years ago)
I think I've lost my fastball. I haven't done anything as good as the Breakdancin' Ken pics and the Lovesexy/Lovecrafty cover.
― Rock Hardy, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 20:13 (seventeen years ago)
I don't remember the Lovecraft one.
― James Redd and the Blecchs, Tuesday, 17 June 2008 20:40 (seventeen years ago)
I don't if it's gonna work, but if and when you get a chance, see if you can photoshop Standing On The Verge Of Getting It Thong.
― Retrato Em Redd E Blecch (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 21 September 2008 04:23 (seventeen years ago)
Dear Mr Hardy,If you have time could you please photoshop L'il Ken C somersaulting on the conveyor belt of the library sorting machine featured here? What's wrong with these people who don't know how to use a library?
Regards,JR & Bs
― Poldark City (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2010 18:59 (fifteen years ago)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v296/WilliamCrump63/libraryken.jpg
― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:38 (fifteen years ago)
I would just like to say to Z S that I have Breakin' Ken available as a no-background photoshop layer if you'd ever like to make gifs of him dancing around and flying into things.
― Donovan Dagnabbit (WmC), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:40 (fifteen years ago)
Thanks! :D
― Poldark City (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 2 September 2010 21:42 (fifteen years ago)
I think it is best if we stick to a world where no one but Rock Hardy is able to use photoshop. just in case.
― The New Dirty Vicar, Friday, 3 September 2010 11:21 (fifteen years ago)
I always forget that you're Rock Hardy, WmC.
― a Bud Light Chelada 22 oz. on a sort of a date (kkvgz), Friday, 3 September 2010 11:57 (fifteen years ago)
Josef K-Doe (WmC), Monday, July 4, 2011 8:21 PM (4 minutes ago)
Loving your current screen name
― Safe European HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:27 (fourteen years ago)
My wife had never heard of Ernie before, so she was like "eh, whatever" at this one.
― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:32 (fourteen years ago)
But has your, um, mother-in-law heard of him?
― Safe European HOOS (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:33 (fourteen years ago)
hahaha...nah, she never listened to anything but hymns and an Eddy Arnold 8-track.
― Josef K-Doe (WmC), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 00:35 (fourteen years ago)
Your conveyor belt Ken C get the highest mark from amateurist: What's wrong with these people who don't know how to use a library?I know you hate requests for the jazz poll thread, but do you think you might find some time before the finish to do a Kind of HOOS shop?
― Hipster Shake Boogie (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:21 (fourteen years ago)
possibly...point me to some good WDYLL pics of hoos?
― Halal Spaceboy (WmC), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:26 (fourteen years ago)
I'll try. So far all I got is this:http://i55.tinypic.com/15ybxw0.jpgfrom WDYLL is an August 2011 avowal of vanity
― Olivia Newsun John (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:34 (fourteen years ago)
Wait, same threadhttp://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc7/310602_949814631955_25401576_41864982_1903048_n.jpgWDYLL is an August 2011 avowal of vanity
― Olivia Newsun John (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 1 September 2011 19:36 (fourteen years ago)
No shop requests, just a revival to emphasize first part of thread title.
― Stumpy Joe's Cafe (James Redd and the Blecchs), Thursday, 21 June 2012 11:03 (thirteen years ago)
Awwww, thanks!
My 'shop skills are deteriorating.
― Biff Wellington (WmC), Thursday, 21 June 2012 12:27 (thirteen years ago)
No request but I now have a mental image of Tuomas riding that NYPL conveyor belt.
― Orpheus in Hull (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 13 July 2013 21:15 (twelve years ago)
Maybe something for this thread: Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners
― Skatalite of Dub (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 December 2013 23:48 (twelve years ago)
I watched that video, and I can barely figure out what the hell he's talking about, much less figure out what pixels to push around that would be relevant to it. I've gotten really stupid in my dotage.
― Servings Per Container: 736 (WilliamC), Monday, 2 December 2013 03:19 (twelve years ago)
Just thinking you should add his head to the figure on the cover of the Lou Reed live album that the thread title accidentally references
― Skatalite of Dub (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 2 December 2013 03:21 (twelve years ago)
My new screen name inspired by an old one of yours.
― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 19:49 (eleven years ago)
Cool. Some Ernie K-Doe related name? I don't remember.
― 330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:08 (eleven years ago)
― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:16 (eleven years ago)
Ah, that rings a bell now.
― 330,003 Luftballons (WilliamC), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:18 (eleven years ago)
David Crosby's If I Could Only Remember My Name - C or D?
― The Crescent City of Kador (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 4 February 2014 20:34 (eleven years ago)
Have you listened to Caetano Veloso's White Album yet?
― Nobodaddy's Fule (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 16:58 (nine years ago)
No, but I will this afternoon. Do you rate it high among his records?
― My name is Donald J. Trump, millionaire. I own a mansion and a yacht. (WilliamC), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 17:23 (nine years ago)
That's my personal favorite, although I haven't listened to everything, and probably the most Tropicalia sounding. Produced by Rogério Duprat. Some really catchy songs that ended up being covered by other artists, such as the fado "Os Argonautas," which quotes Pessoa quoting some Roman admiral or general, covered by Elis Regina, and the palindromic "Irene" (Irene ri) covered by Vinicius de Moraes, who you may remember from his stint as a Rio Olympics mascot.
― Nobodaddy's Fule (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 19:54 (nine years ago)
Really tasty, thanks! I'd heard "Alfômega" many times in the past but the rest was new to me. I'll probably listen to it again tonight when I go back to work.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Tuesday, 23 August 2016 22:10 (nine years ago)
Forgot he does a famous, oft-quoted tango on there, "Cambalache." Think I may have quoted it at lunch today.
― Nobodaddy's Fule (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 August 2016 00:44 (nine years ago)
Very sorry to hear about your neighbor: http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/local/mississippi
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 09:00 (nine years ago)
Awww, yeah, Test...one of those beloved local characters. Didn't have a car so you'd see him walking everywhere with his stuff in a Dollar General bag. He had two basset hounds that died within a week of each other and he just went downhill fast after that. Really loved those dogs.
― aaaaaaaauuuuuuuuu (melting robot) (WilliamC), Wednesday, 31 August 2016 12:27 (nine years ago)
Crazy thing is I knew a guy from school with the same name who recently passed. I think he was living in Ada, Minn.
― pplains, Wednesday, 31 August 2016 15:48 (nine years ago)
Sending many birthday *huggles* your way
― Oklahoma Nighttoad (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 9 November 2016 02:04 (nine years ago)
What did you think of The Small Back Room?
― Steely Rodin (James Redd and the Blecchs), Monday, 25 December 2017 03:57 (eight years ago)
I thought it was really good, though I'm partial to Powell/Pressburger and am pretty blind to any faults they may have. (Still couldn't finish Tales of Hoffman, though.) I really liked its relatively unmelodramatic take on alcoholism -- Sammy keeping the bottle front and center and not hiding (from) it. Great German-expressionism dream sequence. I thought David Farrar and Kathleen Byron were great in Black Narcissus and liked that Powell put them in the leads in very different roles. The thermos-bomb plot is a bit thin and nonsensical from most angles, but ultimately it does make sense that the Defense Ministry would want to know how they're built even if the advice to the public wouldn't change -- "hey, don't touch that, call the local Home Guard."
― WilliamC, Monday, 25 December 2017 17:28 (eight years ago)
Thanks so much for your excellent work on Wishin' and Votin' - the BURT BACHARACH SONGBOOK Poll Results
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 17 May 2019 21:25 (six years ago)
It was fun! And tiring. I think I've finished every poll I ever had a mind to run, and so for at least until tomorrow, I'lllll never run a poll agaiiiiiiiiiin, etc etc
― WmC, Friday, 17 May 2019 23:05 (six years ago)
Sorry to burst your bubble with a pin b-b-but...
― Careless Love Battery (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 18 May 2019 01:48 (six years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cabWLyM2Mgc
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