A man who really really likes his bicycle: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm
― Daniel Giraffe, Thursday, 15 November 2007 12:40 (eighteen years ago)
Poor bloke. Why is this guy on the sex offenders register now? What a fucking travesty, he's absolutely no threat to anyone at all.
*pops head out of window to check that there's no-one tinkering with my bike outside*
― NickB, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:13 (eighteen years ago)
and he was in his hotel room, and they entered with their pass key.
Who cares?
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:14 (eighteen years ago)
Puritanism: the haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be having fun.
Definitions of "fun" may vary.
― ledge, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:25 (eighteen years ago)
and the rest of the world tells each other jokes of the "I just come on my bike" variety.
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 November 2007 14:45 (eighteen years ago)
Stewart had denied the offence, claiming it was caused by a misunderstanding after he had too much to drink.
Exactly how much did he have to drink? I've been incredibly drunk more times than I'd like to admit but never once have I thought it would be a good idea to fuck a bike. Also, yeah - I have no idea why the law is involved in this at all. Weird.
― ENBB, Thursday, 15 November 2007 15:09 (eighteen years ago)
He misunderstood when everyone were talking about having sex with the village bike.
― ken c, Thursday, 15 November 2007 16:49 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.foliosociety.com/images/books/lrg/TPC.jpg
― Tom D., Thursday, 15 November 2007 17:01 (eighteen years ago)
Yeah, that's the other one. xpost.
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 November 2007 17:02 (eighteen years ago)