What to Do When the Following Don't Work

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Television
Bathroom extractor fan
kettle
Oven
Toaster
Post Box (no key)

not in order of preference, obviously.

We just moved into the new apartment. It looked great, but it emerges that was the end of it, really...

o-ess, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

Boringly obvious: check fuses.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:40 (eighteen years ago)

I did

o-ess, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

and a fuse wont helo a postbox

o-ess, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

I'm sorry, it was rude and stupid of me to reply to yr initial question.

Noodle Vague, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:44 (eighteen years ago)

Wait, how are the small appliances not your own problem? Toaster stops working = buy a new toaster. Or were they all "included"? I use quotes b/c apparently they aren't so included if they don't work.

Laurel, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:52 (eighteen years ago)

Aka "England is weird".

Laurel, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:53 (eighteen years ago)

Harrangue landlord...functioning oven, fan and mailbox key are all essential and part of the bargain!

Abbott, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:56 (eighteen years ago)

Television - experience sudden burst of productivity and revived interest in friends / literature
Bathroom extractor fan - buy a can of Oust
Kettle - listen for passing tinker to patch holes
Oven - run / move
Toaster - use oven OH HAHA WAIT, buy new toaster
Postbox (no key) - CALL LANDLORD, "WHERE MY POST KEY AT, DUDE"

nabisco, Thursday, 15 November 2007 19:59 (eighteen years ago)

I went to Burger King instead and witnessed the worst fight I have ever seen, involving a drunken pregnant woman who ended up being literally kicked out the door after being punched. All because of no toaster.

o-ess, Thursday, 15 November 2007 23:10 (eighteen years ago)

Looks like you came out on top in the situation

robertwolf8080, Thursday, 15 November 2007 23:41 (eighteen years ago)

o-ess 1, drunken pregnant woman 0

max, Thursday, 15 November 2007 23:46 (eighteen years ago)

new euphemisms

wanko ergo sum, Friday, 16 November 2007 00:39 (eighteen years ago)


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