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Cut and pasted from Wiki with some additions, here's a mix of semi-regulars and the odd one ep wonder.

Poll Results

OptionVotes
Buck Strickland 5
Stuart Dooley 5
Ladybird Hill 3
Buckley (and Buckley's Angel) 2
Chuck Mangione 2
Monsignor Martinez 2
Rad Thibodeaux, self-proclaimed genius 2
Clark Peters 1
Octavio 1
Rusty Shackleford (the real one) 1
Joe Jack 1
Patch Boomhauer 0
Didi Hill 0
Jimmy Wichard 0
Ted and Cindy Wasonasong 0
Rich (the guy with the Dirty Jokes) 0
Peggy's Mom (housewife version) 0
Peggy's Mom (rancher version) 0
Alabaster Jones 0
Roger "Buddha" Sack 0
Rhett (Luanne's virgin boyfriend) 0
Junie Harper (of The Hallelujah House) 0
Chane Wasonasong 0
Toppington (aka Topsy) 0
Junichiro 0
Tilly Hill 0
Leanne Platter 0
Enrique 0
Debbie Grund 0
Bob Jenkins 0
Elroy "Lucky" Kleinschmidt 0
Principal Carl Moss 0
Lane Prattley (of Prattley Cadillac/Hyundai) 0
Anthony Page(AKA Twigboy) 0
Rev. Karen Stroup 0
Jack The Barber 0
Peter Sterling (dog doo business)0


― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:19 (eighteen years ago)

I imagine Buck Strickland will walk this.

― will, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:23 (eighteen years ago)

We may need a third poll for people playing themselves.

Oh, why bother? Ann Richards would pwn.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:24 (eighteen years ago)

But yeah, this poll is all Buck.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:27 (eighteen years ago)

"He reminds me of my boy."

"I didn't know you had a son, sir."

"Yeah, different woman. Lives in the next county. Name's Brad or Chad or suchlike. I'm too embarrassed to ask."

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:29 (eighteen years ago)

"What's to figure? I like to eat. I like to hump. I don't like to drive."

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:30 (eighteen years ago)

Bobby: "I don't know if you've ever ridden a block of ice down a hill before"
Buck: "I married Miss Liz didn't I?"

― C. Grisso/McCain, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:35 (eighteen years ago)

That's such a great episode.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

Buck or Buckley? BUCK OR BUCKLEY?

― da croupier, Friday, 16 November 2007 01:39 (eighteen years ago)

In the absence of Lucky (is he no longer considered a minor character?), I'm voting Jimmy "People Are Hot and Dry, They Want Something Cold And Wet" Wichard

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

WAIT, NO NO, CLARK PETERS!! CLARK PETERS!

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:32 (eighteen years ago)

ps great poll

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:33 (eighteen years ago)

He watches TV in a hotdog, and I think he's a moron.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:35 (eighteen years ago)

Clark is the chubby blond asthmatic bully kid with the mohawk tied into a ponytail, right?

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:37 (eighteen years ago)

yes

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:38 (eighteen years ago)

He's okay, but he's no Stuart Dooley.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:39 (eighteen years ago)

Lucky's on the poll.

My head said Clark Peters, but my heart said Joe Jack.

― The Yellow Kid, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:50 (eighteen years ago)

Also a good choice, honey

Why oh why did Fox cancel the DVDs after Season 6???

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:55 (eighteen years ago)

Low sales, one presumes. At least relative to their other animated shows.

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 02:58 (eighteen years ago)

None of which compare to the genius of KOTH...

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 05:24 (eighteen years ago)

it's really a contest between "honey" and "ol' top" for me. i guess buck.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Friday, 16 November 2007 05:36 (eighteen years ago)

I don't understand all the love for Buck

It has to be 'Rad'

― Ste, Friday, 16 November 2007 09:18 (eighteen years ago)

The self-proclaimed genius!

― If Assholes Could Fly This Place Would Be An Airport, Friday, 16 November 2007 16:25 (eighteen years ago)

Tib-a-do-ux-ux-ux

― Oilyrags, Friday, 16 November 2007 20:30 (eighteen years ago)

i love lucky.

― scott seward, Friday, 16 November 2007 20:40 (eighteen years ago)

Lucky fo sho

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 November 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

wait I mean Buckley! bah

― Shakey Mo Collier, Friday, 16 November 2007 20:51 (eighteen years ago)

principal moss is gonna get robbed

― and what, Friday, 16 November 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

voted buck strickland btw

― and what, Friday, 16 November 2007 21:16 (eighteen years ago)

What's the name of the hall monitor girl? She's fantastic.

― The Yellow Kid, Saturday, 17 November 2007 03:33 (eighteen years ago)

Jenny, maybe? I don't know if she's actually had any lines, but you're right.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 17 November 2007 16:35 (eighteen years ago)

Emily. I wanna say Jane Wiedlin does her voice, but I'm not sure.

― C. Grisso/McCain, Saturday, 17 November 2007 16:52 (eighteen years ago)

I didn't have to read through all of them to pick Stuart Dooley, the red haired boy, voiced by Mike Judge, who says things like "you like me bobby" in a real deep voice (reminiscent of Butthead).

― CaptainLorax, Saturday, 17 November 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

"you're divorced."

― da croupier, Saturday, 17 November 2007 19:32 (eighteen years ago)

"my chicken's the star of the show"

― and what, Saturday, 17 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

I can see your dad's junk.

― Oilyrags, Saturday, 17 November 2007 22:03 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

― ILX System, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

Who's the sneery red-headed mean simp in Bobby Hill's class? I want to vote for him.

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:42 (eighteen years ago)

That's Stuart (Stewart?) Dooley. He speaks solely in simple declarative sentences but imbues them with infinite withering scorn, and is voiced by Mike Judge in a voice highly reminiscent of Butthead.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:44 (eighteen years ago)

He is always pure hilarious,

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

<3 Buckley's angel too.

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

"That took courage." (after Bobby loans Joseph one of his flower pins that functions as an invitation to a Sadie Hawkins type dance.)

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:45 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I kind of want to do a Stewart Dooley one-liner poll.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 25 November 2007 00:46 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT.

― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Sunday, 25 November 2007 09:24 (eighteen years ago)

DO IT 4 REAL.

― Abbott, Sunday, 25 November 2007 19:42 (eighteen years ago)

i hope i don't come across as mr. rong here but dooley has always been my least-favourite character.

― aaron d.g., Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:17 (eighteen years ago)

I quite like Monsignor Martinez, but I'd feel like an idiot if I voted for him.

― melton mowbray, Sunday, 25 November 2007 20:24 (eighteen years ago)

Man, I totally would except I only have the first two season boxes and anyway I'm not ready to watch them all again just to get every one of his one liners.

― Oilyrags, Sunday, 25 November 2007 22:33 (eighteen years ago)

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

― ILX System, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:01 (eighteen years ago)

where's cotton? or is he a major character? or does he have a "real" name i don't know that is on the poll?

― tehresa, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:03 (eighteen years ago)

I'm glad Ladybird got three votes. :D

― Abbott, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

She helped the Hills get pregnant!

― Abbott, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:07 (eighteen years ago)

Cotton's major, and hence on that other poll.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:49 (eighteen years ago)

Cotton episodes do my head in :(

― melton mowbray, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

Tonight's episode was, unfortunately and unlike the last two, more typical of the last few seasons ie: obvious, dull and preachy. Also, Stewart's line ("Dutch.") wasn't good at all.

― Oilyrags, Monday, 26 November 2007 00:51 (eighteen years ago)

booooo

― Ste, Monday, 26 November 2007 10:25 (eighteen years ago)


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