Who would Kevin Rudd turn gay for?

And the predicted headline in Monday's Australian:

KEVIN RUDD LOVES MEN: REPORT

Julia Gillard was asked, she said Catherine Zeta Jones. BAM.

No way he says Whitlam. Might as well say Latham. Hawke's an outside possibility though.

Answer will almost definitely be focus-group tested. One undecided is whether the safety of choosing George Clooney or Brad Pitt is outweighed by the boringness of same.

Possible answers + reasoning:

Tony Blair : "he was the architect of the new welfare state, so if our mad lovin' put me in hospital I'd be a-okay."

Joe Hockey: "in fact I already did. Nights were lonely on the Kokoda trail."

Glenn Stevens: "under Labour, interest rates won't be the only thing going down."

Peter Garrett: "he won't be able to talk with his mouth full."

If he had any class, he'd say Bon Scott.

Misha Schubert thinks he'll say Bono.

Almy, you've just reminded me how lame rove mcmanus is. Which is a good thing, we shd all be reminded every now and then.

Ja'mie Durie is the correct answer btw.

Peter Garrett would be too obvious. Paul Keating would be too uncomfortable. Wayne Swan would be...Wayne Swan.

Glenn Stevens: "under Labour, interest rates won't be the only thing going down."

Nyuck nyuck nyuck.

I did LOL at the Rove commercial ripping off Labor's buzzer commercial. I might even watch Rove for only the second time in my life tonight.

Oh, and remember that if it wasn't for Belinda Emmett dying, Beazley still might have been Labor leader. Hmmmmm.

Maybe Kev should tell Rove, "hey, thanks for having your wife die".

He would turn gay for HIS WIFE. Dead bat.

Cop out. i'm voting for Howard then.

In the ensuing ad breaks we get ads for the Coalition, scaring us about interest rates in the '80s. Like Rove's audience even knows what interest rates ARE, let alone can afford to buy a house. This is just one of the enormous problems with their dopey campaign.

Oh right you guys and your daylight-saving

Bob Brown's on!

He would turn gay straight for Missy Higgins! Bahahahahahahaha.

'all except the last question'

What a friggin' wuss.

FAMILY VALUES PLEEEZ

i wish the federal govt would take over daylight saving.

Bob was great.

That's because he's an XTREME GREEN!!

According to the Fairfax papers, Julia Gillard listens to Springsteen. Wayne Swan loves a bit of CHIIIIISEL. Joe Hockey rocks out WorkChoices to a soundtrack of Nickleback. Hmmmmm.

Meanwhile, please spare a thought for this poor Nationals voter, who is another victim of climate change a drought that only happens once every thousand years like that last one a few years ago...

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/story/0,23663,22775488-7484,00.html?from=mostpop

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YOU'RE RETARDED AND YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW

That's my new favourite meme.

I'm rather perturbed by the fact I have NO fricking idea what this thread is about. At all. WTF? Rove is asking pollies who they'd go gay for - this is TV now?!

Yeah yeah, Tuomas is me, whatevs, I dont watch TV remember.

I must say that Rudd's response to the question does raise a certain visual image to mind.

Trayce, Rove has this "funny" thing on his "program" where he asks a guest to win "20 bucks in 20 seconds". and the last questions is always 'who would you turn gay for'

wow, he's such a cunt.

KEVIN IN "WIFE MADE ME GO GAY" SHOCKER

I really dislike McManarse.

srsly I don't get the hate for Rove. I don't watch the show either, but I don't hate him or anything.

he's a cock and not terribly amusing at the best of times. but he's also not screamingly offensive

The cock seems to me to be a persona though. Off the set he's always very calm and normal.