You know it's going to happen, you're prepared for the situation, and adaptable for the variations.
Bring it on.. right?
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)
All sex is predictable given a flexible enough time-frame.
― Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)
Your trousers are being ripped off = you can predict with some confidence that you'll be having sex in, what, 5 seconds or so?
― Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
unless yr bottom half is trapped in a combine harvester
― DG, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)
or they're being ripped off by a deadly tiger
― jhøshea, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)
guys i don't even want to BEGIN to address the whole sex = death thing
― Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)
xpost Or they're making way for pressure pants
http://homicide.je-zus.net/cg/episode/084.jpg
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)
Is this something I'd have to date the same person for a long time to know about?
― Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)
And have sex with them!
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)
Bummer.
― Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)
Maybe, it's up to you.
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)
Hahahahaha I wish it were up to me.
― Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)
Who knows i that's what it means? Vague like whoa, this thread
― Will M., Monday, 19 November 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/wyoming/images/s/wyoming-old-faithful.jpg
OLD FAITHFUL
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)
A red cross in a box will never let you down!
― Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)
SPLLLLOSH on the hour every hour
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.spacetoday.org/images/Rockets/ArianeRockets/Ariane5LaunchArianespace.jpg
http://www.steamview.co.uk/Images/Train-tunnel-large.jpg
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:56 (eighteen years ago)
aOH YEAH WE GOT THE TRAINS TO RUN ON TIME.
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/cnp_dirigible_hangar_01.jpg
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)
OH THE HUMANITY
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)
the punanity
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
HAHAHAHhahahaha
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)
That's one of the nice things about predicable, monogamous sex: your "dirigible" is never "in flames."
― kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)
Unless you're trying to set a new weekend record.
― Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)
I'd rather set a new relationship record. We could title it "NOT A FAILURE" if it lasts longer than 6 months.
― Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)
not as good as unpredictable sex with someone you've been with for awhile
― Jordan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)
predictable sex vs. dining table sex
― Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)
vs actuarial table sex
― Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)
periodic table sex?
― Jordan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)
table sex
― Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)
GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL SEX
Look into the soul of Pootin sex.
― Eazy, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)
Predictable sex can be kinda boring though, if it's always the same routines, the same positions, etc. I think most couples face this problem after being together for a while: how to make sex more unpredictable, and more exciting?
― Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)
just get another
― Alex in Denver, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)
How to make sex more unpredictable, and more exciting?
LYSOL DOUCHE
― moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)
I think most couples face this problem after being together for a while: how to make sex more unpredictable, and more exciting?
that's where the deadly tiger comes in.
― GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 08:31 (eighteen years ago)
and the Hidden Dragon
― Heave Ho, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)
The best thing about predictable sex is the predictable orgasms for both.
― Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)
a train LEAVING a tunnel isn't a correct euphemism?
― ken c, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)
Yes of course it is. It's not coming out the other side, is it?
― Mark G, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)
Speak for yourself.
― Mark C, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)