The joys of predictable sex ...

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You know it's going to happen, you're prepared for the situation, and adaptable for the variations.

Bring it on.. right?

Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2007 15:59 (eighteen years ago)

All sex is predictable given a flexible enough time-frame.

Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:01 (eighteen years ago)

Your trousers are being ripped off = you can predict with some confidence that you'll be having sex in, what, 5 seconds or so?

Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

unless yr bottom half is trapped in a combine harvester

DG, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:02 (eighteen years ago)

or they're being ripped off by a deadly tiger

jhøshea, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:03 (eighteen years ago)

guys i don't even want to BEGIN to address the whole sex = death thing

Just got offed, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:06 (eighteen years ago)

xpost Or they're making way for pressure pants

http://homicide.je-zus.net/cg/episode/084.jpg

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:07 (eighteen years ago)

Is this something I'd have to date the same person for a long time to know about?

Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:21 (eighteen years ago)

And have sex with them!

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:27 (eighteen years ago)

Bummer.

Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 16:28 (eighteen years ago)

Maybe, it's up to you.

Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:04 (eighteen years ago)

Hahahahaha I wish it were up to me.

Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:07 (eighteen years ago)

Who knows i that's what it means? Vague like whoa, this thread

Will M., Monday, 19 November 2007 21:23 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/wyoming/images/s/wyoming-old-faithful.jpg

OLD FAITHFUL

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:39 (eighteen years ago)

A red cross in a box will never let you down!

Mark G, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.destination360.com/north-america/us/wyoming/images/s/wyoming-old-faithful.jpg

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:54 (eighteen years ago)

SPLLLLOSH on the hour every hour

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:55 (eighteen years ago)

aOH YEAH WE GOT THE TRAINS TO RUN ON TIME.

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

http://www.firstworldwar.com/photos/graphics/cnp_dirigible_hangar_01.jpg

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 21:57 (eighteen years ago)

OH THE HUMANITY

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:01 (eighteen years ago)

the punanity

Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

HAHAHAHhahahaha

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:04 (eighteen years ago)

That's one of the nice things about predicable, monogamous sex: your "dirigible" is never "in flames."

kenan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:05 (eighteen years ago)

Unless you're trying to set a new weekend record.

Rock Hardy, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:09 (eighteen years ago)

I'd rather set a new relationship record. We could title it "NOT A FAILURE" if it lasts longer than 6 months.

Laurel, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:15 (eighteen years ago)

not as good as unpredictable sex with someone you've been with for awhile

Jordan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:19 (eighteen years ago)

predictable sex vs. dining table sex

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:28 (eighteen years ago)

vs actuarial table sex

Oilyrags, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:29 (eighteen years ago)

periodic table sex?

Jordan, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:31 (eighteen years ago)

table sex

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

GORBACHEV TEAR DOWN THIS WALL SEX

Abbott, Monday, 19 November 2007 22:47 (eighteen years ago)

Look into the soul of Pootin sex.

Eazy, Monday, 19 November 2007 23:06 (eighteen years ago)

Predictable sex can be kinda boring though, if it's always the same routines, the same positions, etc. I think most couples face this problem after being together for a while: how to make sex more unpredictable, and more exciting?

Tuomas, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 07:08 (eighteen years ago)

just get another

Alex in Denver, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 07:13 (eighteen years ago)

How to make sex more unpredictable, and more exciting?

LYSOL DOUCHE

moonship journey to baja, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 07:22 (eighteen years ago)

I think most couples face this problem after being together for a while: how to make sex more unpredictable, and more exciting?

that's where the deadly tiger comes in.

GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 08:31 (eighteen years ago)

and the Hidden Dragon

Heave Ho, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 08:36 (eighteen years ago)

The best thing about predictable sex is the predictable orgasms for both.

Scik Mouthy, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:45 (eighteen years ago)

a train LEAVING a tunnel isn't a correct euphemism?

ken c, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

Yes of course it is. It's not coming out the other side, is it?

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:52 (eighteen years ago)

Speak for yourself.

Mark C, Tuesday, 20 November 2007 10:55 (eighteen years ago)


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